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				How do you TAKE your COFFEE
			 
			<----- Large, Extra CREAM, 2 sugars 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Mine goes in spells....... for months I'll do 1 teaspoon of creamer and 1 of sugar and then I'll switch to black........ gotta have a change, even in my coffee........ I live on that shit. LOL 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 DD 4 me 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Only Irish Coffee for me! 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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 I don't drink really strong coffee so my black coffee is good. LOL I have 4 kids, 3 of which have asthma and when they get attacks, that's what they get...... fixes them right up. ;)  | 
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		 As it comes out of the pot.... 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Cream and 1 sweet 'n low. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
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 This is and has been used for years and years for a fast remedy for Asthma..... we had hell with our youngest son, seemed he was ALWAYS having hell with his asthma, was on a breathing machine 6 times a day for the first 3 years of his life... a Pharacist told me about this and I gave him coffee and he got a lot better a lot faster..... and started having to have less and less treatments. I didn't believe it at first either, but after I started giving it to him, he started improving and when he has hell now, a couple of cups of coffee and he is good to go.  | 
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		 Coffe is bad for you, so is cream and so is sugar  
		
	
		
		
		
		
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		 Straight up.  Nothing added....   If I hear one comment about "once you go...."   
		
	
		
		
		
		
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 You are being a bit harsh aren't you? I can surely see where you connect ANY similarity in coffee and heroin........ wow, what was I thinking? You preach tea or water good, coffee bad....... what do you think tea has in it? Would you give a child a glass of tea? Same thing, caffeine is caffeine baby....... ![]()  | 
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		 In the morning: lots of CREAM no sugar, after lunch...I drink it black.  And lots of it!!! 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 lots of milk and sugar. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Triple Grande Skim Latte 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 I don't think I've ever drunk a whole cup of coffee in my life. That's some nasty tasting shit. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
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		 i dont drink coffee 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Black and sweet just like my women 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 with about a pound of sugar in each cup. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 NO coffee, yuck, I am allergic. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 coffee, with 2 sugar cubes 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 3 cream and 3 sugars 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Latte, 1 sugar 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Short  Ristretto Cafe Latte  --- half the caffine....more steamed 1% milk   no  sugar      only one a day    before 10am 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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