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				you don't have to show the guy your reciept when exiting a store
			 
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	I'm interested to know..... Although it's sort of a courtesy thing to show a receipt if they ask, why be an asshole to someone for the hell of it? It's not like security control is a fun or glorious job... so why not give the people a break? Surely the 15 seconds max it takes to bust out a receipt isn't too much a strain for you time.  | 
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		 Fuckers at Radio Shack wanted my phone number before ringing up my stuff. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			So I asked the guy if he had a phone book so I could look up my number and then randomly opened it and gave him "my" phone number. That was about 5 years ago and have never set foot in one since. 
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		 why do they mark it with a highlighter at costco?  is that for returns or something?  its a pain in the ass at costco because if they're busy sometimes you have to wait in a line of people to get your receipt checked. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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 on a busy day at costco, it takes far more than "30 seconds" try up to 3-4 minutes of waiting for nothing. not to mention that i don't like being treated as a thief  | 
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 But legally are you sure you can just ignore them if you paid for it?  | 
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		 The searches are purely voluntary in California. They can't involuntarily seach you or your bags unless they have reasonable cause to believe you have stolen something. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
	If any of thes rent-a-cops or loss prevention retards physically try to stop you when you ignore them...You can sue the company's ass. That's why I only get a "Hey, I need to check your..." as I zoom right past them.  | 
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		 You should be grateful, not so long ago you were queuing for hours to buy a loaf of bread. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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 Phone number sir... (773) 404-2827 Address: 1060 W. Addison, Chicago IL 60613 Last name: Sosa First name: Sammy Rat Shack clerk gets huffy and pissed off that he's too much of a geek not to know this information.   ![]() 
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 That's why I generally only give my phone number to clerks if I'm shopping out of town somewhere at a store I don't have close by, but I want one close by.  | 
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		 Just do this.  Take one of those sticky things that sets off alarms and put it on the bottom of your shoe.  After you check out pocket your receipt and proceed to leave.  When you walk through the door and the alarm goes off take off running across the parking lot.  When the security guards tackle you and take you in for questioning you will have  receipt.  Proceed to sue their asses off.  
		
	
		
		
		
		
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	Maybe not...but in most cities across America they have nuisance laws...laws they can use against you to get you for something. These kinds of laws they use to target groups of teens, homeless people, ethnic minorities etc. In other words they could call the police on you for "disturbing the peace," and technically by not complying the police could give you a ticket. Not saying that it's right..not saying that you should comply sometimes it pisses me off too...just saying that there's always a loophole to fuck with you if they choose to do so...not to mention they could call the police and have you cited for no trespassing that way if you ever return to the store you could be arrested.  | 
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		 The searches arent so much to keep an eye on you, (although they do keep you in check). They're to keep their staff from slipping freebies into their friends bags.  
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Half the time they don't even look at your receipt. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 You are only required to show a receipt at membership clubs, Sam's & Costco. You signed away your 4th Amendment Rights when you signed the TOS. I walk by the door peeps at Fry's, etc. because I never paid to enter. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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 The cops made the excuse that they smelled alcohol on my buddy's breath. Of course they did. He had just had dinner at a restaurant and had a beer with it. We stepped out for a smoke and BAM. They wouldn't even test his blood alcohol level, they just wrote him off as intoxicated. 
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		 It's not right to give people a hard time at their jobs simply because you want to be an asshole.  You'll be screaming unfair treatment when someone makes a big deal of it and bans you from the store.  It is not your "right" to shop at any given place. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			Do you simply keep walking when you set off the inventory control monitor at the door because you are "certain" you have paid for everything? 
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 I really wouldn't think it a smart move to keep going if you set off the alarm, even if you are certain everything got rang up and you are certain it's on the receipt that you are certain you have in your posession ![]() 
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	You'll be one of those people that are refused service if you continue to be an asshole that is unwilling to follow their rules. It's not a personal attack against YOU to ask you to show a receipt... it's store policy. If you don't like the store's policy, don't shop there.  | 
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