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Originally posted by stocktrader23
Just do this. Take one of those sticky things that sets off alarms and put it on the bottom of your shoe. After you check out pocket your receipt and proceed to leave. When you walk through the door and the alarm goes off take off running across the parking lot. When the security guards tackle you and take you in for questioning you will have receipt. Proceed to sue their asses off.
By the way, if you don't think security will bang you up try this at Wal-Mart.
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I like to have fun with the security at my local Wal Mart. I only go they for a few things such as deoderant and when I pick it up, I put it in my purse if I notice one of them following me. There's not a damn thing they can do about it unless I go to leave the store. Then they continue to follow me throughout the store so everything I want to buy goes in my purse. Then they get on their walkie talkies n shit, and thats my cue to go stand in line to pay for it all. This really seems to piss them off. They stand there and watch me walk out without setting the alarms off and then I flip em the finger.