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Just do this. Take one of those sticky things that sets off alarms and put it on the bottom of your shoe. After you check out pocket your receipt and proceed to leave. When you walk through the door and the alarm goes off take off running across the parking lot. When the security guards tackle you and take you in for questioning you will have receipt. Proceed to sue their asses off.
By the way, if you don't think security will bang you up try this at Wal-Mart.
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