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BVF · 06-18-2004, 05:44 PM

My cat's name is "My Nig" and I have to admit that I didn't want to get this cat but I got him for my daughter. After the divorce, she doesn't see him much anymore but she'll be here for the summer and she'll squeeze him to death. He's a perfect cat who has been castrated and declawed on all 4's and I've had him since he was a kitten. He's around 3 years old now. I really think that he communicates with the spirits in this house and he's a good buffer between me and any bad spirits that may come through the house.

All he eats is generic dry cat food and he drinks tap water. Every once in awhile he gets some milk. He's been eating chicken bones and bacon scraps since forever so he's a pretty big cat...He chews and swallows bones whole.

notjoe · 06-18-2004, 06:16 PM

cute kitty and nice name!

kak_azn · 06-18-2004, 06:24 PM

long wiskers!

Caspah · 06-18-2004, 06:27 PM

I once saw my cat eat a baby rabit whole besides the skull and the ears...crazy stuff

Semi-Retired-Dave · 06-18-2004, 06:41 PM

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Originally posted by Caspah
I once saw my cat eat a baby rabit whole besides the skull and the ears...crazy stuff

Nice Pussy

jimmyf · 06-18-2004, 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BVF
My cat's name is "My Nig" and I have to admit that I didn't want to get this cat but I got him for my daughter. After the divorce, she doesn't see him much anymore but she'll be here for the summer and she'll squeeze him to death. He's a perfect cat who has been castrated and declawed on all 4's and I've had him since he was a kitten. He's around 3 years old now. I really think that he communicates with the spirits in this house and he's a good buffer between me and any bad spirits that may come through the house.

All he eats is generic dry cat food and he drinks tap water. Every once in awhile he gets some milk. He's been eating chicken bones and bacon scraps since forever so he's a pretty big cat...He chews and swallows bones whole.

don't give him bone's man, and chicken bones are the worse.

And don't feed your cat just dry food.

don't Mean 2 tell you how to treat your cat, but you better ask a Vet. about the bones and dry food.

Spunky · 06-18-2004, 06:50 PM

Kitty looks wasted in the first pic

BVF · 06-18-2004, 06:50 PM

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Originally posted by jimmyf
don't give him bone's man, and chicken bones are the worse.

And don't feed your cat just dry food.

don't Mean 2 tell you how to treat your cat, but you better ask a Vet. about the bones and dry food.

Too late. He won't leave me alone when I'm eating. there is no way in hell I could stop him from eating them now. Plus he's been chewing bones since he was able to chew.

I figure that it's bad enough that he has no testicles and no claws and has to spend time in the house with no opportunity whatsoever to ever have sex or be with a female cat. The least I can do for him is let him enjoy some chicken bones and bacon scraps. If he chokes, he chokes but at least he'll go out like a winner.

SlickRick · 06-18-2004, 07:16 PM

But my cat beat your cat up.
lol

Rochard · 06-18-2004, 07:31 PM

My cat, Coco, is ten years old. My dog is a year old and is 40lbs.

My cat beats up the dog every day of the week. Go figure.

$hurik · 06-18-2004, 08:08 PM

cypocrypt · 06-18-2004, 08:09 PM

i like turd

gleem · 06-18-2004, 08:09 PM

I got 2 20 pounders that would kick anyones cat's ass, then 2 little girls:

chodadog · 06-18-2004, 08:11 PM

You had him declawed? You evil bastard.

pimplink · 06-18-2004, 09:36 PM

very nice...whattche do to that whiskas?

cosis · 06-18-2004, 09:46 PM

my cat owns

THATNIGGAGANGSTA · 06-18-2004, 09:56 PM

My cat "Shamondra":

My other cat:

(Removed bcause of size) http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/954...loseupface.jpg

My pit that eats cats fo lunch:

Jace · 06-18-2004, 10:09 PM

mine is the cutest

prostock · 06-19-2004, 08:15 AM

thats my bitch and her pussy

bogo · 06-19-2004, 08:16 AM

i hate fckn cats..

jollyperv · 06-19-2004, 08:21 AM

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Originally posted by THATNIGGAGANGSTA
My cat "Shamondra":

Time for a vacuum bro.

TurboAngel · 06-19-2004, 08:23 AM

Manowar · 06-19-2004, 08:32 AM

Cute cat dude

DesignWise · 06-19-2004, 08:38 AM

i really missed this guy..

Basic_man · 06-19-2004, 08:43 AM

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Originally posted by kak_azn
long wiskers!

fuck, I love your sig !

TheWildcard · 06-19-2004, 08:51 AM

nastyking · 06-19-2004, 09:09 AM

A man should not have a pussy!

CyberBachelor · 06-19-2004, 09:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BVF

related to Rollie Fingers?

badmunchkin · 06-19-2004, 09:18 AM

Yes.
Yes, my cat is better then yours.

hershie · 06-19-2004, 09:30 AM

My cat took over the area when he arrived. The other cats now defer to him and people call him Boss Cat. He is much bigger than average. He loves to show his status and goes after any cat that he comes across.

He is also super friendly around people. He will go around the building I am in and knock on peoples' doors to get let in and visit them.

Sammy4u · 06-19-2004, 10:07 AM

Here are my pussies!

Both Siamese!

prostock · 06-19-2004, 10:23 AM

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Originally posted by nastyking
A man should not have a pussy!

he should have what? a DICK?

wyldblyss · 06-19-2004, 10:31 AM

My Bengal cat rules. He is not declawed so he can keep you amused for hours while you try to stop yourself from bleeding to death because you got scratched while trying to trim his claws.

Most people have to spend a lot of money to be up all night..they go and party. My cat saves me this money...he keeps me up all night with that lion moan thing he does.

My cat believes in supporting up and coming companies...his favorite is the Febreze company. He sprays and I spend a fortune on Febreze trying to get rid of the god awful smell. if that doesn't work, I have to throw the item out and buy a new one...also good for world economy.

My cat has distinguished tastes...that is why he won't eat anything generic...in fact....he won't even eat anything but the most expensive cat food at the local pet boutique.

My cat is not an attention hound...in fact he couldn't care less whether I lived or died...unless of course if he is hungry...continous meowing until I get him food.....or in the middle of the night when my earplugs have prevented the lion moan from waking me up...he will lay half on my chest...the other half over my nose and mouth....hence preventing me from doing something i enjoy...breathing.

My cat is an interior decorator...he decided that he didn't like the plants in the house...so he dug and pissed in the pots so I had no choice but to get rid of them.

All in all he is a very annoying, selfish, aloof cat that has nothing going for him but his incredible good looks...after all, he is no ordinary housecat....he has his rossete spots just like the wild cats....and I only had to pay about $1,200 bucks for him...gee....am I smart or what?

Tam · 06-19-2004, 10:53 AM

That is Roadie and Stitch, Roadie is my baby and soooooooooooo damn spoiled!! Roadie was rescued from the side of the road about half dead when she was very young

Greybox, he is much bigger now and the Father of Stitch..... he was rescued from a gravel pit where someone had dropped him and his brother off.

Roadie and Josie when they were much younger, their favorite place is in my Office window... Josie was also a rescue cat, she has some sort of retardation, eyes crossed and all of that jazz, but we love her and she is a great cat. A BITCH, but a great cat. She is the Mamma of them all, or so she thinks, they all do as SHE says or else. LOL

cosis · 06-19-2004, 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tam

That is Roadie and Stitch, Roadie is my baby and soooooooooooo damn spoiled!! Roadie was rescued from the side of the road about half dead when she was very young

Greybox, he is much bigger now and the Father of Stitch..... he was rescued from a gravel pit where someone had dropped him and his brother off.

Roadie and Josie when they were much younger, their favorite place is in my Office window... Josie was also a rescue cat, she has some sort of retardation, eyes crossed and all of that jazz, but we love her and she is a great cat. A BITCH, but a great cat. She is the Mamma of them all, or so she thinks, they all do as SHE says or else. LOL

Your greycat looked just like mine when he was little

Tam · 06-19-2004, 10:59 AM

This is a better one of Stitch........ as you can see, he is a music lover and he wants to BE the music....... that's him in my youngest daughter's karaoke machine.... LMAO

He's a little hellraiser.

My cats all eat Meow Mix and once a day they get Friskies Wet food..... they eat better than I do I believe, and are all terribly spoiled..

Tam · 06-19-2004, 11:02 AM

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Originally posted by cosis
Your greycat looked just like mine when he was little

I can't find a pic on him now...... I wish I could, he is wicked as hell looking. He is a beautiful cat but ever so damn serious about everything, nothing phases him on any level. UNLESS you are coming up to my house at night, he almost ripped my husband a new ass the other night when he came in and Greybox didn't know who he was. Greybox and Roadie are worse than Watch Dogs, something comes after me or the family and they think there is danger, they will get between them and the house or us and go nuts. LOL

loverboy · 06-19-2004, 11:04 AM

im a cat lover and a shot of one of my adored pets ... enjoy!

Tom_PMs · 06-19-2004, 11:13 AM

Can we get an "awwwwwwwwwwww"? hehe

Cats rock. Cant wait to move so I can get a cat or two and maybe a puppy too.

My old cat used to go hunting like most outdoor/indoor cats. Among his "gifts" were rabbits and birds! That badboy would bring them in live.. nothing like a wounded bird trying to fly around and slamming into windows and mirrors..

Tam · 06-19-2004, 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by wyldblyss
My Bengal cat rules. He is not declawed so he can keep you amused for hours while you try to stop yourself from bleeding to death because you got scratched while trying to trim his claws.

Most people have to spend a lot of money to be up all night..they go and party. My cat saves me this money...he keeps me up all night with that lion moan thing he does.

My cat believes in supporting up and coming companies...his favorite is the Febreze company. He sprays and I spend a fortune on Febreze trying to get rid of the god awful smell. if that doesn't work, I have to throw the item out and buy a new one...also good for world economy.

My cat has distinguished tastes...that is why he won't eat anything generic...in fact....he won't even eat anything but the most expensive cat food at the local pet boutique.

My cat is not an attention hound...in fact he couldn't care less whether I lived or died...unless of course if he is hungry...continous meowing until I get him food.....or in the middle of the night when my earplugs have prevented the lion moan from waking me up...he will lay half on my chest...the other half over my nose and mouth....hence preventing me from doing something i enjoy...breathing.

My cat is an interior decorator...he decided that he didn't like the plants in the house...so he dug and pissed in the pots so I had no choice but to get rid of them.

All in all he is a very annoying, selfish, aloof cat that has nothing going for him but his incredible good looks...after all, he is no ordinary housecat....he has his rossete spots just like the wild cats....and I only had to pay about $1,200 bucks for him...gee....am I smart or what?

This one had me laughing my ass off..... LMAO

Sounds like my Josie. She is a fucking freak. She is everything I hate in a cat but I love her. Here is a few things about her:

Josie has this semi-retardation thing happening, I am not sure what, but she isn't right and she has issues, she has great big blue eyes that are seriously crossed.

I call her "The Keeper of the Food" because if she is in one of her moods, she will sit in guard of the food and if any of the other 3 want to eat, she slaps them in the head and spits at them til they walk off scowling at her. Then she'll eat until it is gone, only to take a few steps and puke it up in my floor, all in an effort to keep the others from eating it.

The ONLY time she is happy is if she has this little plastic lid she loves. Not sure what the deal is but if you have ever bought syrup, those little clear plastic lids that come on top of them at the store? If she gets one of those, she walks around with it in her mouth screeching like a wild fucking idiot and will do it til we throw something in her direction and make her drop the lid and go investigate that so we can get the lid while she isn't looking. She rolls around on it, cuddles with it, walks around with it in her mouth and if one of the others tries to see what she has, she gets WICKED mean.

She'll be sitting there letting you pet her and then she'll just get up and spring off like you hit her or something. She has a HUGE fucking mouth that will wake the dead if she chooses to. She had been tearing shit up in my house so bad that we had to get hers and Roadie's front claws removed and ever since we did that, she has had even MORE issues....... I swear she is a psycho..... but we love her, not to mention with her issues, no one else would ever care for her, she'd be put down.... so we keep her and just deal with her neurotic episodes. lol

Tam · 06-19-2004, 11:33 AM

Here's a pic of Josie I just took, no one believes me that she is crosseyed......... and it is impossible to get a front shot of her without her eyes going red like that....... but you can see, she is crosseyed. LOL

Face (o_0) · 06-19-2004, 12:53 PM

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Originally posted by Tam

awwwwww

06-18-2004, 05:44 PM	#1
BVF Black Vagina Finder Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: The Midwest Posts: 13,975	Is your CAT better than mine? I doubt it. (pic) My cat's name is "My Nig" and I have to admit that I didn't want to get this cat but I got him for my daughter. After the divorce, she doesn't see him much anymore but she'll be here for the summer and she'll squeeze him to death. He's a perfect cat who has been castrated and declawed on all 4's and I've had him since he was a kitten. He's around 3 years old now. I really think that he communicates with the spirits in this house and he's a good buffer between me and any bad spirits that may come through the house. All he eats is generic dry cat food and he drinks tap water. Every once in awhile he gets some milk. He's been eating chicken bones and bacon scraps since forever so he's a pretty big cat...He chews and swallows bones whole. __________________ Black Pussy Click On Mr Cosby..CCbill, 60/40, 136 FHG's....The Cos Loves Black Ghetto Pussy!!

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wyldblyss Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The Buck Starts Here Posts: 5,779	My Bengal cat rules. He is not declawed so he can keep you amused for hours while you try to stop yourself from bleeding to death because you got scratched while trying to trim his claws. Most people have to spend a lot of money to be up all night..they go and party. My cat saves me this money...he keeps me up all night with that lion moan thing he does. My cat believes in supporting up and coming companies...his favorite is the Febreze company. He sprays and I spend a fortune on Febreze trying to get rid of the god awful smell. if that doesn't work, I have to throw the item out and buy a new one...also good for world economy. My cat has distinguished tastes...that is why he won't eat anything generic...in fact....he won't even eat anything but the most expensive cat food at the local pet boutique. My cat is not an attention hound...in fact he couldn't care less whether I lived or died...unless of course if he is hungry...continous meowing until I get him food.....or in the middle of the night when my earplugs have prevented the lion moan from waking me up...he will lay half on my chest...the other half over my nose and mouth....hence preventing me from doing something i enjoy...breathing. My cat is an interior decorator...he decided that he didn't like the plants in the house...so he dug and pissed in the pots so I had no choice but to get rid of them. All in all he is a very annoying, selfish, aloof cat that has nothing going for him but his incredible good looks...after all, he is no ordinary housecat....he has his rossete spots just like the wild cats....and I only had to pay about $1,200 bucks for him...gee....am I smart or what?

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Tam Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: In your face Posts: 8,488	That is Roadie and Stitch, Roadie is my baby and soooooooooooo damn spoiled!! Roadie was rescued from the side of the road about half dead when she was very young Greybox, he is much bigger now and the Father of Stitch..... he was rescued from a gravel pit where someone had dropped him and his brother off. Roadie and Josie when they were much younger, their favorite place is in my Office window... Josie was also a rescue cat, she has some sort of retardation, eyes crossed and all of that jazz, but we love her and she is a great cat. A BITCH, but a great cat. She is the Mamma of them all, or so she thinks, they all do as SHE says or else. LOL

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Tam Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: In your face Posts: 8,488	This is a better one of Stitch........ as you can see, he is a music lover and he wants to BE the music....... that's him in my youngest daughter's karaoke machine.... LMAO He's a little hellraiser. My cats all eat Meow Mix and once a day they get Friskies Wet food..... they eat better than I do I believe, and are all terribly spoiled..

06-19-2004, 11:04 AM	#38
loverboy When it rains, it pours Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 20,609	im a cat lover and a shot of one of my adored pets ... enjoy!

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Tom_PMs Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 2,049	Can we get an "awwwwwwwwwwww"? hehe Cats rock. Cant wait to move so I can get a cat or two and maybe a puppy too. My old cat used to go hunting like most outdoor/indoor cats. Among his "gifts" were rabbits and birds! That badboy would bring them in live.. nothing like a wounded bird trying to fly around and slamming into windows and mirrors..

06-19-2004, 11:33 AM	#41
Tam Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: In your face Posts: 8,488	Here's a pic of Josie I just took, no one believes me that she is crosseyed......... and it is impossible to get a front shot of her without her eyes going red like that....... but you can see, she is crosseyed. LOL