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My Bengal cat rules. He is not declawed so he can keep you amused for hours while you try to stop yourself from bleeding to death because you got scratched while trying to trim his claws.
Most people have to spend a lot of money to be up all night..they go and party. My cat saves me this money...he keeps me up all night with that lion moan thing he does.
My cat believes in supporting up and coming companies...his favorite is the Febreze company. He sprays and I spend a fortune on Febreze trying to get rid of the god awful smell. if that doesn't work, I have to throw the item out and buy a new one...also good for world economy.
My cat has distinguished tastes...that is why he won't eat anything generic...in fact....he won't even eat anything but the most expensive cat food at the local pet boutique.
My cat is not an attention hound...in fact he couldn't care less whether I lived or died...unless of course if he is hungry...continous meowing until I get him food.....or in the middle of the night when my earplugs have prevented the lion moan from waking me up...he will lay half on my chest...the other half over my nose and mouth....hence preventing me from doing something i enjoy...breathing.
My cat is an interior decorator...he decided that he didn't like the plants in the house...so he dug and pissed in the pots so I had no choice but to get rid of them.
All in all he is a very annoying, selfish, aloof cat that has nothing going for him but his incredible good looks...after all, he is no ordinary housecat....he has his rossete spots just like the wild cats....and I only had to pay about $1,200 bucks for him...gee....am I smart or what?
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