Chronicles of Riddick - Worst Movie Ever!! - GoFuckYourself.com

Za Ha · 06-14-2004, 11:20 AM

Saw it last nite and would really want my money back!

There was NO plot!
NONE AT ALL.

He is the last man left of his "kind". (doesnt explain where he is from)
He can see in the dark. (no explanation)
Once he has the goggles on, then they are off...
Kills more ppl then Arnold, Stallone and Van Damme combined and he does it all with a knife (he has a gun only at some points)

When he is in jail, the temperature outside is -300C at nite and +700 during the day, and yet he isnt even cold at nite. And during the day he is in the sun and comes back SMOKING (no, no, +700C weather is NOTHING for vin diesel).

The ending is the most predictible one ever.

If I were a movie critic I wouldnt even review this movie.

pornguy · 06-14-2004, 11:23 AM

If you want the answers to some of those questions go and rent the movie Pitch Black

The riddick movies assume that you have seen that already. It explains the eyes etc...

Za Ha · 06-14-2004, 11:23 AM

Oh, and then there is Vin Diesel, who wanted THIRTY MILLION for fast and the furious 2.

LOL, he should be happy if he gets over 500,000 a flick. His stupid monotonous voice can only be used in movies where he doesnt talk a lot.

The whole movie is played in a tanktop. Yes, the audience knows he is ripped but doesnt have to see it for the whole movie. Fuck!

I laugh at those who dare compare him to arnold. Arnold is a bad actor but he gets no lines in his movies so the fight scenes make up for it. And when he does have some lines they are funny one liners such as the occasional, your fired joke when he fries a bad guy.

alecb · 06-14-2004, 11:23 AM

vin deisel bores me

loverboy · 06-14-2004, 11:25 AM

good... i have to wait for the DVD release then

bad_girl · 06-14-2004, 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Za Ha
Oh, and then there is Vin Diesel, who wanted THIRTY MILLION for fast and the furious 2.

LOL, he should be happy if he gets over 500,000 a flick. His stupid monotonous voice can only be used in movies where he doesnt talk a lot.

The whole movie is played in a tanktop. Yes, the audience knows he is ripped but doesnt have to see it for the whole movie. Fuck!

I laugh at those who dare compare him to arnold. Arnold is a bad actor but he gets no lines in his movies so the fight scenes make up for it. And when he does have some lines they are funny one liners such as the occasional, your fired joke when he fries a bad guy.

The fact Vin was in it would have been the first clue the movie was junk.

BG

TheLegacy · 06-14-2004, 11:28 AM

great.. another movie to rent when I am totally wasted and dont mind the $5 missing from my wallet

Meta Ridley · 06-14-2004, 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Za Ha
Saw it last nite and would really want my money back!

There was NO plot!
NONE AT ALL.

He is the last man left of his "kind". (doesnt explain where he is from)
He can see in the dark. (no explanation)
Once he has the goggles on, then they are off...
Kills more ppl then Arnold, Stallone and Van Damme combined and he does it all with a knife (he has a gun only at some points)

When he is in jail, the temperature outside is -300C at nite and +700 during the day, and yet he isnt even cold at nite. And during the day he is in the sun and comes back SMOKING (no, no, +700C weather is NOTHING for vin diesel).

The ending is the most predictible one ever.

If I were a movie critic I wouldnt even review this movie.

I wonder what made you go see it in the first place.
I'll never understand why people see movies like these.

Simple minds I guess.

body · 06-14-2004, 11:45 AM

Vin Diesel sucked? Unbelieveable

Luc · 06-14-2004, 11:47 AM

It was a good movie. A lot different then the Lord of the rings,
Starwars and other space shit that came out recently. Different
kind of sci-fi.

I thought Vin Deisel was ok in it. I think his best movie was
Boiler room.

thumbsUP · 06-14-2004, 11:48 AM

watched the making of the video game and I must say it looks great and looks like it plays like halo. I might skip the movie but I gotta rent the game

Michaelious · 06-14-2004, 11:50 AM

I wasn't bothered in seeing that movie anyway

Xplicit · 06-14-2004, 11:51 AM

It looked lame anyway.

M_M · 06-14-2004, 12:09 PM

I'm deeply sorry you couldn't enjoy the movie. That's very unfortunate.

"worst movie ever"?
Sounds like you haven't seen many movies.

FiberNexus · 06-14-2004, 12:10 PM

I thought it was a fun movie.

What the hell did you expect? lol. Vin was obviously just going to be strong and kill stuff. That's just the kind of movies he does.

And as mentioned, you have to see the first movie to really understand what's going on.

I think I'm going to go rent the first one now, just for the hell of it.

Za Ha · 06-14-2004, 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by M_M
I'm deeply sorry you couldn't enjoy the movie. That's very unfortunate.

"worst movie ever"?
Sounds like you haven't seen many movies.

oh but i have, this is much worse than scary movie 3

lexr · 06-14-2004, 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Luc
It was a good movie. A lot different then the Lord of the rings,
Starwars and other space shit that came out recently. Different
kind of sci-fi.

I thought Vin Deisel was ok in it. I think his best movie was
Boiler room.

I agree, honestly I liked the movie. In fact, I felt it was better than Universal's marketing made it out to be. Their previews definitely gave me the impression that it was subpar - I went in just to see it but I walked out more entertained than I expected.

Overall it gets a

C-Bass · 06-14-2004, 01:05 PM

I think the movie deserves an Oscar...

Honestly, i do....

Really, i'm not shitting you....

ok, ok....you win

sake · 06-14-2004, 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bad_girl
The fact Vin was in it would have been the first clue the movie was junk.

McKracken · 06-14-2004, 01:11 PM

pitch black 2, idea for the movie is owned by van diesel himself. do your homework before seeing a movie.

I will see it very soon and I know I will enjoy this scifi movie!

Basic_man · 06-14-2004, 01:12 PM

the FX was great !

lickmymonster · 06-14-2004, 01:14 PM

I just saw it this mourning. $4 US

Worst movie ever? No that would be the Alamo.

I liked the movie. I had seen Pitch black so the unexplained characters and plot didn't bother me.

Vin Deisel is just a door man.

Magnus · 06-14-2004, 01:17 PM

If the guy would'nt talk.. the movies might be better.

pornJester · 06-14-2004, 01:26 PM

I thought it was going to be lame from the commercials but some of my friends were going to see it so I joined them.

I was actually surprised at how good the movie turned out to be. Sci-fi always has the potential to be cheesy and unbelievable but I think they did this one well.

If you like sci-fi then check this one out and decide for yourself.

Lily · 06-14-2004, 01:28 PM

I liked it. Can't wait for the next one!

SCtyger · 06-14-2004, 01:55 PM

was it worst than "Battlefield Earth" ? .. it's pretty bad if so...

Doctor Dre · 06-14-2004, 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Za Ha
Oh, and then there is Vin Diesel, who wanted THIRTY MILLION for fast and the furious 2.

LOL, he should be happy if he gets over 500,000 a flick. His stupid monotonous voice can only be used in movies where he doesnt talk a lot.

The whole movie is played in a tanktop. Yes, the audience knows he is ripped but doesnt have to see it for the whole movie. Fuck!

I laugh at those who dare compare him to arnold. Arnold is a bad actor but he gets no lines in his movies so the fight scenes make up for it. And when he does have some lines they are funny one liners such as the occasional, your fired joke when he fries a bad guy.

loooooool ... see pitch black and you would like it

FilthyRob · 06-14-2004, 02:02 PM

I am pretty sure my girlfriend wants to see it, so we will most likely go. I love SCI-FI and I am sure this isn't the worst ever.

It would be really hard to be the worst ever, and in being the worst ever, would make it a cult classic.

Paul90 · 06-14-2004, 03:14 PM

i saw pitch black.....an i loved that one...

this movie was absolutely horrible....
maybe not worst ever..but by far worst of the year......

TonyL · 06-14-2004, 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Za Ha
Saw it last nite and would really want my money back!

There was NO plot!
NONE AT ALL.

He is the last man left of his "kind". (doesnt explain where he is from)
He can see in the dark. (no explanation)
Once he has the goggles on, then they are off...
Kills more ppl then Arnold, Stallone and Van Damme combined and he does it all with a knife (he has a gun only at some points)

When he is in jail, the temperature outside is -300C at nite and +700 during the day, and yet he isnt even cold at nite. And during the day he is in the sun and comes back SMOKING (no, no, +700C weather is NOTHING for vin diesel).

The ending is the most predictible one ever.

If I were a movie critic I wouldnt even review this movie.

A lot of the explanations you were looking for were in part 1. Chronicles of Riddick is part two in a series of movies.

The first movie was called Pitch Black. Rent it and you will have your explanations about his eyes, Jack (kerri) etc..

-Tony

axelcat · 06-14-2004, 03:19 PM

The previews sucked also

Za Ha · 06-14-2004, 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Basic_man
the FX was great !

I have seen better CGI in a 60s pirate movie.

Za Ha · 06-14-2004, 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SCtyger
was it worst than "Battlefield Earth" ? .. it's pretty bad if so...

I was comparing it to that while in the theatre.

Jill_J · 06-14-2004, 04:15 PM

Vin Diesel is a great actor, I consider him very sexy man. And all movies with him are great

Lace · 06-14-2004, 04:16 PM

I agree, can't believe I actually wasted money on this shit...

Ironhorse · 06-14-2004, 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bad_girl
The fact Vin was in it would have been the first clue the movie was junk.

BG

fuzebox · 06-14-2004, 04:23 PM

Wtf?

I loved it. Vin Diesel is the best action hero we've had for a long time.

It's also been a long time since I saw a good action/scifi in theatres... This isn't supposed to be stimulating, just shut your brain off for a while and enjoy the movie

oldnewbie · 06-14-2004, 05:39 PM

Is it just me, or does Vin Diesel look like the long-lost brother of Dave Attell from Insomniac?

SlickRick · 06-14-2004, 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Za Ha
Saw it last nite and would really want my money back!

There was NO plot!
NONE AT ALL.

He is the last man left of his "kind". (doesnt explain where he is from)
He can see in the dark. (no explanation)
Once he has the goggles on, then they are off...
Kills more ppl then Arnold, Stallone and Van Damme combined and he does it all with a knife (he has a gun only at some points)

When he is in jail, the temperature outside is -300C at nite and +700 during the day, and yet he isnt even cold at nite. And during the day he is in the sun and comes back SMOKING (no, no, +700C weather is NOTHING for vin diesel).

The ending is the most predictible one ever.

If I were a movie critic I wouldnt even review this movie.

Thats a shame was looking forward to seeing it.

Jimmy Lifestyles · 06-14-2004, 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Za Ha
I have seen better CGI in a 60s pirate movie.

What about "Clash of the Titans"? does it top that?

Viper2K1 · 06-14-2004, 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by alecb
vin deisel bores me

ditto

and when he starts talking i'd love to press the mute button
ugh

Pornwolf · 06-14-2004, 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jimmy Lifestyles
What about "Clash of the Titans"? does it top that?

I think the guy that did Gumby did the art direction in that.

riosluts · 06-14-2004, 07:11 PM

well thanks for the heads up
u guys saved me $8

06-14-2004, 11:20 AM	#1
Za Ha Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Still lost Posts: 5,112	Chronicles of Riddick - Worst Movie Ever!! Saw it last nite and would really want my money back! There was NO plot! NONE AT ALL. He is the last man left of his "kind". (doesnt explain where he is from) He can see in the dark. (no explanation) Once he has the goggles on, then they are off... Kills more ppl then Arnold, Stallone and Van Damme combined and he does it all with a knife (he has a gun only at some points) When he is in jail, the temperature outside is -300C at nite and +700 during the day, and yet he isnt even cold at nite. And during the day he is in the sun and comes back SMOKING (no, no, +700C weather is NOTHING for vin diesel). The ending is the most predictible one ever. If I were a movie critic I wouldnt even review this movie.

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06-14-2004, 11:47 AM	#10
Luc Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Houston Posts: 1,130	It was a good movie. A lot different then the Lord of the rings, Starwars and other space shit that came out recently. Different kind of sci-fi. I thought Vin Deisel was ok in it. I think his best movie was Boiler room. __________________ » Looking for Type-in domais? Page Rank domains? Alexa domains? Popular domains? » Domain Research Tool can scan hundreds of thousands of domains to find whatever you're looking for. » Auto-appraise domains and send automated domain offers in bulk with just one click. » Full support for Proxy Servers and International Overture. Try it Free.

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Xplicit Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Location: █◄►█ Posts: 3,558	It looked lame anyway.

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M_M Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,167	I'm deeply sorry you couldn't enjoy the movie. That's very unfortunate. "worst movie ever"? Sounds like you haven't seen many movies.

06-14-2004, 12:10 PM	#15
FiberNexus Registered User Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: New York Posts: 99	I thought it was a fun movie. What the hell did you expect? lol. Vin was obviously just going to be strong and kill stuff. That's just the kind of movies he does. And as mentioned, you have to see the first movie to really understand what's going on. I think I'm going to go rent the first one now, just for the hell of it. __________________

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lickmymonster Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: **Houston * Posts: 628	I just saw it this mourning. $4 US Worst movie ever? No that would be the Alamo. I liked the movie. I had seen Pitch black so the unexplained characters and plot didn't bother me. Vin Deisel is just a door man.

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pornJester Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Florida Posts: 6,138	I thought it was going to be lame from the commercials but some of my friends were going to see it so I joined them. I was actually surprised at how good the movie turned out to be. Sci-fi always has the potential to be cheesy and unbelievable but I think they did this one well. If you like sci-fi then check this one out and decide for yourself. __________________ FreshBucks \| Webmaster Vault \| GayAW Trusted Names in Adult. ICQ 9157.3698

06-14-2004, 01:28 PM	#25
Lily Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: BFE WA State Posts: 147	I liked it. Can't wait for the next one!

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FilthyRob Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Anaheim - CA Posts: 6,741	I am pretty sure my girlfriend wants to see it, so we will most likely go. I love SCI-FI and I am sure this isn't the worst ever. It would be really hard to be the worst ever, and in being the worst ever, would make it a cult classic. __________________ AKA - Clubsexy

06-14-2004, 03:14 PM	#29
Paul90 Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 378	i saw pitch black.....an i loved that one... this movie was absolutely horrible.... maybe not worst ever..but by far worst of the year......

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axelcat Adult Locals Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: West Coast Posts: 25,450	The previews sucked also

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06-14-2004, 04:23 PM	#37
fuzebox making it rain Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: seattle Posts: 22,136	Wtf? I loved it. Vin Diesel is the best action hero we've had for a long time. It's also been a long time since I saw a good action/scifi in theatres... This isn't supposed to be stimulating, just shut your brain off for a while and enjoy the movie

06-14-2004, 05:39 PM	#38
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06-14-2004, 07:11 PM	#43
riosluts Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 5,250	well thanks for the heads up u guys saved me $8 __________________