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Za Ha · 06-14-2004, 11:20 AM

Saw it last nite and would really want my money back!

There was NO plot!
NONE AT ALL.

He is the last man left of his "kind". (doesnt explain where he is from)
He can see in the dark. (no explanation)
Once he has the goggles on, then they are off...
Kills more ppl then Arnold, Stallone and Van Damme combined and he does it all with a knife (he has a gun only at some points)

When he is in jail, the temperature outside is -300C at nite and +700 during the day, and yet he isnt even cold at nite. And during the day he is in the sun and comes back SMOKING (no, no, +700C weather is NOTHING for vin diesel).

The ending is the most predictible one ever.

If I were a movie critic I wouldnt even review this movie.

06-14-2004, 11:20 AM
Za Ha Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Still lost Posts: 5,112	Chronicles of Riddick - Worst Movie Ever!! Saw it last nite and would really want my money back! There was NO plot! NONE AT ALL. He is the last man left of his "kind". (doesnt explain where he is from) He can see in the dark. (no explanation) Once he has the goggles on, then they are off... Kills more ppl then Arnold, Stallone and Van Damme combined and he does it all with a knife (he has a gun only at some points) When he is in jail, the temperature outside is -300C at nite and +700 during the day, and yet he isnt even cold at nite. And during the day he is in the sun and comes back SMOKING (no, no, +700C weather is NOTHING for vin diesel). The ending is the most predictible one ever. If I were a movie critic I wouldnt even review this movie.