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  • Za Ha
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    • Oct 2001
    • 5112
    #1

    Chronicles of Riddick - Worst Movie Ever!!

    Saw it last nite and would really want my money back!

    There was NO plot!
    NONE AT ALL.

    He is the last man left of his "kind". (doesnt explain where he is from)
    He can see in the dark. (no explanation)
    Once he has the goggles on, then they are off...
    Kills more ppl then Arnold, Stallone and Van Damme combined and he does it all with a knife (he has a gun only at some points)

    When he is in jail, the temperature outside is -300C at nite and +700 during the day, and yet he isnt even cold at nite. And during the day he is in the sun and comes back SMOKING (no, no, +700C weather is NOTHING for vin diesel).

    The ending is the most predictible one ever.

    If I were a movie critic I wouldnt even review this movie.
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    • pornguy
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      • Mar 2003
      • 62912
      #2
      If you want the answers to some of those questions go and rent the movie Pitch Black

      The riddick movies assume that you have seen that already. It explains the eyes etc...
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        • Za Ha
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          • Oct 2001
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          #3
          Oh, and then there is Vin Diesel, who wanted THIRTY MILLION for fast and the furious 2.

          LOL, he should be happy if he gets over 500,000 a flick. His stupid monotonous voice can only be used in movies where he doesnt talk a lot.

          The whole movie is played in a tanktop. Yes, the audience knows he is ripped but doesnt have to see it for the whole movie. Fuck!

          I laugh at those who dare compare him to arnold. Arnold is a bad actor but he gets no lines in his movies so the fight scenes make up for it. And when he does have some lines they are funny one liners such as the occasional, your fired joke when he fries a bad guy.

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            • alecb
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              • Feb 2004
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              #4
              vin deisel bores me
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                • loverboy
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                  • May 2003
                  • 20609
                  #5
                  good... i have to wait for the DVD release then

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                    • bad_girl
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                      • Sep 2002
                      • 757
                      #6
                      Originally posted by Za Ha
                      Oh, and then there is Vin Diesel, who wanted THIRTY MILLION for fast and the furious 2.

                      LOL, he should be happy if he gets over 500,000 a flick. His stupid monotonous voice can only be used in movies where he doesnt talk a lot.

                      The whole movie is played in a tanktop. Yes, the audience knows he is ripped but doesnt have to see it for the whole movie. Fuck!

                      I laugh at those who dare compare him to arnold. Arnold is a bad actor but he gets no lines in his movies so the fight scenes make up for it. And when he does have some lines they are funny one liners such as the occasional, your fired joke when he fries a bad guy.

                      The fact Vin was in it would have been the first clue the movie was junk.


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                        • TheLegacy
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                          #7
                          great.. another movie to rent when I am totally wasted and dont mind the $5 missing from my wallet
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                            • Meta Ridley
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                              • Sep 2003
                              • 3433
                              #8
                              Originally posted by Za Ha
                              Saw it last nite and would really want my money back!

                              There was NO plot!
                              NONE AT ALL.

                              He is the last man left of his "kind". (doesnt explain where he is from)
                              He can see in the dark. (no explanation)
                              Once he has the goggles on, then they are off...
                              Kills more ppl then Arnold, Stallone and Van Damme combined and he does it all with a knife (he has a gun only at some points)

                              When he is in jail, the temperature outside is -300C at nite and +700 during the day, and yet he isnt even cold at nite. And during the day he is in the sun and comes back SMOKING (no, no, +700C weather is NOTHING for vin diesel).

                              The ending is the most predictible one ever.

                              If I were a movie critic I wouldnt even review this movie.

                              I wonder what made you go see it in the first place.
                              I'll never understand why people see movies like these.

                              Simple minds I guess.
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                                • body
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                                  • Oct 2002
                                  • 5016
                                  #9
                                  Vin Diesel sucked? Unbelieveable
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                                    • Luc
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                                      • Nov 2002
                                      • 1130
                                      #10
                                      It was a good movie. A lot different then the Lord of the rings,
                                      Starwars and other space shit that came out recently. Different
                                      kind of sci-fi.

                                      I thought Vin Deisel was ok in it. I think his best movie was
                                      Boiler room.
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                                        • thumbsUP
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                                          • May 2004
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                                          #11
                                          watched the making of the video game and I must say it looks great and looks like it plays like halo. I might skip the movie but I gotta rent the game
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                                            • Michaelious
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                                              • Jan 2004
                                              • 6720
                                              #12
                                              I wasn't bothered in seeing that movie anyway

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                                                • Xplicit
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                                                  • May 2003
                                                  • 3558
                                                  #13
                                                  It looked lame anyway.

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                                                    • M_M
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                                                      • May 2004
                                                      • 1167
                                                      #14
                                                      I'm deeply sorry you couldn't enjoy the movie. That's very unfortunate.

                                                      "worst movie ever"?
                                                      Sounds like you haven't seen many movies.
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                                                        • FiberNexus
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                                                          • Jun 2004
                                                          • 99
                                                          #15
                                                          I thought it was a fun movie.

                                                          What the hell did you expect? lol. Vin was obviously just going to be strong and kill stuff. That's just the kind of movies he does.

                                                          And as mentioned, you have to see the first movie to really understand what's going on.

                                                          I think I'm going to go rent the first one now, just for the hell of it.

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                                                            • Za Ha
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                                                              • Oct 2001
                                                              • 5112
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by M_M
                                                              I'm deeply sorry you couldn't enjoy the movie. That's very unfortunate.

                                                              "worst movie ever"?
                                                              Sounds like you haven't seen many movies.
                                                              oh but i have, this is much worse than scary movie 3

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                                                                • lexr
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                                                                  • Jul 2003
                                                                  • 428
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by Luc
                                                                  It was a good movie. A lot different then the Lord of the rings,
                                                                  Starwars and other space shit that came out recently. Different
                                                                  kind of sci-fi.

                                                                  I thought Vin Deisel was ok in it. I think his best movie was
                                                                  Boiler room.
                                                                  I agree, honestly I liked the movie. In fact, I felt it was better than Universal's marketing made it out to be. Their previews definitely gave me the impression that it was subpar - I went in just to see it but I walked out more entertained than I expected.

                                                                  Overall it gets a
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                                                                    • C-Bass
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                                                                      • Apr 2003
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                                                                      #18
                                                                      I think the movie deserves an Oscar...





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                                                                        • sake
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                                                                          • Apr 2002
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                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by bad_girl
                                                                          The fact Vin was in it would have been the first clue the movie was junk.

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                                                                            • McKracken
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                                                                              • Jan 2004
                                                                              • 703
                                                                              #20
                                                                              pitch black 2, idea for the movie is owned by van diesel himself. do your homework before seeing a movie.

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                                                                                • Basic_man
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                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  the FX was great !
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                                                                                    • lickmymonster
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                                                                                      • Jan 2003
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                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      I just saw it this mourning. $4 US

                                                                                      Worst movie ever? No that would be the Alamo.

                                                                                      I liked the movie. I had seen Pitch black so the unexplained characters and plot didn't bother me.

                                                                                      Vin Deisel is just a door man.

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                                                                                        • Magnus
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                                                                                          • Dec 2002
                                                                                          • 1211
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          If the guy would'nt talk.. the movies might be better.
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                                                                                            • pornJester
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                                                                                              • Mar 2001
                                                                                              • 6138
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              I thought it was going to be lame from the commercials but some of my friends were going to see it so I joined them.

                                                                                              I was actually surprised at how good the movie turned out to be. Sci-fi always has the potential to be cheesy and unbelievable but I think they did this one well.

                                                                                              If you like sci-fi then check this one out and decide for yourself.


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                                                                                                • Lily
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                                                                                                  • Jan 2003
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                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  I liked it. Can't wait for the next one!

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                                                                                                    • SCtyger
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                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      was it worst than "Battlefield Earth" ? .. it's pretty bad if so...

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                                                                                                        • Doctor Dre
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                                                                                                          • Jan 2001
                                                                                                          • 51692
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by Za Ha
                                                                                                          Oh, and then there is Vin Diesel, who wanted THIRTY MILLION for fast and the furious 2.

                                                                                                          LOL, he should be happy if he gets over 500,000 a flick. His stupid monotonous voice can only be used in movies where he doesnt talk a lot.

                                                                                                          The whole movie is played in a tanktop. Yes, the audience knows he is ripped but doesnt have to see it for the whole movie. Fuck!

                                                                                                          I laugh at those who dare compare him to arnold. Arnold is a bad actor but he gets no lines in his movies so the fight scenes make up for it. And when he does have some lines they are funny one liners such as the occasional, your fired joke when he fries a bad guy.
                                                                                                          loooooool ... see pitch black and you would like it
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                                                                                                            • FilthyRob
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                                                                                                              • Feb 2004
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                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              I am pretty sure my girlfriend wants to see it, so we will most likely go. I love SCI-FI and I am sure this isn't the worst ever.

                                                                                                              It would be really hard to be the worst ever, and in being the worst ever, would make it a cult classic.

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                                                                                                                • Paul90
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                                                                                                                  • Apr 2004
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                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  i saw pitch black.....an i loved that one...

                                                                                                                  this movie was absolutely horrible....
                                                                                                                  maybe not worst ever..but by far worst of the year......

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                                                                                                                    • TonyL
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                                                                                                                      • Feb 2002
                                                                                                                      • 900
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Za Ha
                                                                                                                      Saw it last nite and would really want my money back!

                                                                                                                      There was NO plot!
                                                                                                                      NONE AT ALL.

                                                                                                                      He is the last man left of his "kind". (doesnt explain where he is from)
                                                                                                                      He can see in the dark. (no explanation)
                                                                                                                      Once he has the goggles on, then they are off...
                                                                                                                      Kills more ppl then Arnold, Stallone and Van Damme combined and he does it all with a knife (he has a gun only at some points)

                                                                                                                      When he is in jail, the temperature outside is -300C at nite and +700 during the day, and yet he isnt even cold at nite. And during the day he is in the sun and comes back SMOKING (no, no, +700C weather is NOTHING for vin diesel).

                                                                                                                      The ending is the most predictible one ever.

                                                                                                                      If I were a movie critic I wouldnt even review this movie.
                                                                                                                      A lot of the explanations you were looking for were in part 1. Chronicles of Riddick is part two in a series of movies.

                                                                                                                      The first movie was called Pitch Black. Rent it and you will have your explanations about his eyes, Jack (kerri) etc..

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                                                                                                                        • axelcat
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                                                                                                                          • Jun 2002
                                                                                                                          • 25450
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          The previews sucked also

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                                                                                                                            • Za Ha
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                                                                                                                              • Oct 2001
                                                                                                                              • 5112
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Basic_man
                                                                                                                              the FX was great !
                                                                                                                              I have seen better CGI in a 60s pirate movie.

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                                                                                                                                • Za Ha
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                                                                                                                                  • Oct 2001
                                                                                                                                  • 5112
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by SCtyger
                                                                                                                                  was it worst than "Battlefield Earth" ? .. it's pretty bad if so...
                                                                                                                                  I was comparing it to that while in the theatre.

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                                                                                                                                    • Jill_J
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                                                                                                                                      • May 2004
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                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Vin Diesel is a great actor, I consider him very sexy man. And all movies with him are great

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                                                                                                                                        • BMI Lace
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                                                                                                                                          • Mar 2004
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                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          I agree, can't believe I actually wasted money on this shit...
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                                                                                                                                            • Ironhorse
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                                                                                                                                              • Nov 2002
                                                                                                                                              • 7094
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by bad_girl
                                                                                                                                              The fact Vin was in it would have been the first clue the movie was junk.


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                                                                                                                                                • fuzebox
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                                                                                                                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                                                  • 22353
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  Wtf?

                                                                                                                                                  I loved it. Vin Diesel is the best action hero we've had for a long time.

                                                                                                                                                  It's also been a long time since I saw a good action/scifi in theatres... This isn't supposed to be stimulating, just shut your brain off for a while and enjoy the movie

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                                                                                                                                                    • oldnewbie
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                                                                                                                                                      • Jul 2003
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                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      Is it just me, or does Vin Diesel look like the long-lost brother of Dave Attell from Insomniac?

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                                                                                                                                                        • SlickRick
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                                                                                                                                                          • Jan 2003
                                                                                                                                                          • 2849
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Za Ha
                                                                                                                                                          Saw it last nite and would really want my money back!

                                                                                                                                                          There was NO plot!
                                                                                                                                                          NONE AT ALL.

                                                                                                                                                          He is the last man left of his "kind". (doesnt explain where he is from)
                                                                                                                                                          He can see in the dark. (no explanation)
                                                                                                                                                          Once he has the goggles on, then they are off...
                                                                                                                                                          Kills more ppl then Arnold, Stallone and Van Damme combined and he does it all with a knife (he has a gun only at some points)

                                                                                                                                                          When he is in jail, the temperature outside is -300C at nite and +700 during the day, and yet he isnt even cold at nite. And during the day he is in the sun and comes back SMOKING (no, no, +700C weather is NOTHING for vin diesel).

                                                                                                                                                          The ending is the most predictible one ever.

                                                                                                                                                          If I were a movie critic I wouldnt even review this movie.

                                                                                                                                                          Thats a shame was looking forward to seeing it.

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                                                                                                                                                            • Jimmy Lifestyles
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                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Za Ha
                                                                                                                                                              I have seen better CGI in a 60s pirate movie.
                                                                                                                                                              What about "Clash of the Titans"? does it top that?
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                                                                                                                                                                • Viper2K1
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                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by alecb
                                                                                                                                                                  vin deisel bores me
                                                                                                                                                                  ditto

                                                                                                                                                                  and when he starts talking i'd love to press the mute button
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                                                                                                                                                                    • Pornwolf
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                                                                                                                                                                      • Jan 2002
                                                                                                                                                                      • 22712
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Jimmy Lifestyles
                                                                                                                                                                      What about "Clash of the Titans"? does it top that?
                                                                                                                                                                      I think the guy that did Gumby did the art direction in that.
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                                                                                                                                                                        • riosluts
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                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          well thanks for the heads up
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