Your mama so stupid..... - GoFuckYourself.com

Slick · 02-19-2001, 11:41 AM

Hey guys, let's get some comedy going here. I'll start a "Your mama so" thread, so you can add your own stupid or fat or whatever to it, he he.

Your mama so stupid that she takes a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Slick

Rilose · 02-19-2001, 12:02 PM

Yo` mama so stoopid, she kept putting quarters into the pop machine assuming she was winning

xtconline · 02-19-2001, 12:09 PM

I have a whole bunch on my joke site

http://fouljokes.com/yomom.html

Grimez · 02-19-2001, 12:33 PM

Yo mommas so fat, she sat on a quater and a booger feel out of George Washington's nose.

Yo mommas so dumb, she thought a quaterback was a refund.

Yo mommas so fat, whenever she wears a red dress everyone yells out, "HEY KOOL-AID!!"

Grimez · 02-19-2001, 12:37 PM

I think I have more. As a kid we used to do these jokes all the time.
Your mommas so dumb, it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

Your mommas so dumb, she get stabbed at a shoot-out.

Your mommas so skinny, she swallowed a marble and looked 8 months pregnant.

Yo moms so stoopid, someone said it was chilly outside and she ran to get a bowl.

Yo moms so old, she owes King Tut a nickle

Yo moms so old, Jesus signed her yearbook.

Yo moms so old, God said let there be light, and she flipped the switch.

Pappa Porr · 02-19-2001, 08:07 PM

Yo mama so ugly that Ozzy Ozbourne refused to bite her head off.

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brody · 02-19-2001, 09:08 PM

Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she has Buckwheat in a headlock.

Mikey · 02-19-2001, 10:36 PM

Your momma's so fat when she hauls ass, she maked two trips!

Mikey · 02-19-2001, 10:41 PM

Your momma's like a chinese restaurant $4.95 and all you can eat!

Your momma is so nasty she bring crabs to the beach.

Your momma is like a restaurant, she only takes deliveries in the rear.

Your momma is like a turtle, once she's on her back she is fucked.

Jamdin · 02-19-2001, 11:17 PM

Your momma's so fat that when she walks, the whole earth shakes.

Your momma's so ugly that the doctor slapped her instead of you at your birth.

Your momma's so dumb that she loses to blondes at checkers.

Your momma's so old that she was at the Big Bang.

Your momma's so short that she give you a blowjob with bending over.

Your momma's so slow that a snail can pass her...going backwards.

Your momma's so evil that Satan & Hitler cower before her.

Your momma's so hungry that she once ate three McDonald's out of food in one hour.

Your momma's so skinny that your daddy uses her for a toothpick.

Your momma's so slutty that when she hears "hello", she automatically spreads her legs.

Your momma's so horny that she fucks the mailman, the paperboy, the pizza delivery boy, the football team, the basketball team, the fire department, the police department and the whole population of the United States all at once.

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Grimez · 02-20-2001, 08:15 AM

Since I recieved a request. Here's some more jokes.
Yo momma so nasty, I talked to her on the phone and got an ear infection.
Your moms so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Your moms house is so nasty, the roaches get around in dune buggies.
Yo moms so short, I can see her feet on her drivers license.
Yo moms so short, she plays handball against the curb.

Slick · 02-20-2001, 08:40 AM

Your mama so stupid, she thought that Lensman was a camera salesman.

Poizon · 02-20-2001, 01:14 PM

Yo mamma is so fat that she uses to greyhound buses as roller blades

yo mamma is so smal that her door mat just says wel

ya mamma's neden is so nappy that her crabs drive dune buggys

yo mamma is so fat, that when she walks her thighs talk to each other "ok, I'll go then stop and you go around me"

yo mamma is so poor that someone flushed a burning cigarette down the toilet and she said "who cut off the electric?"

yo mamma is so fat that she takes up both sides of the family

*I've got a few great dumb blonde jokes if ya want those too

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kemp · 02-20-2001, 01:50 PM

*sniff*

*sniff*

I can't believe you guys have such a low opinion of my momma

Hazen · 02-20-2001, 05:10 PM

/me passes Kemp a tissue

Hey, cool site Rilose!

Chuck · 02-20-2001, 05:31 PM

yer momma's so fat that the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs...

Babagirls · 02-20-2001, 06:25 PM

Yo mama is so fat, she has more rolls than a bakery!

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Mikey · 02-20-2001, 10:34 PM

Yo momma so fat, she has more chins than a chinese phonebook.

Corpsie · 02-20-2001, 11:04 PM

My momma so fat that the earth DOES revolve around her.

wait a second.. that doesn't look quite right

02-19-2001, 11:41 AM	#1
Slick Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Houghton, MI Posts: 7,338	Your mama so stupid..... Hey guys, let's get some comedy going here. I'll start a "Your mama so" thread, so you can add your own stupid or fat or whatever to it, he he. Your mama so stupid that she takes a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. Slick

02-19-2001, 12:02 PM	#2
Rilose Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: USA Posts: 565	Yo` mama so stoopid, she kept putting quarters into the pop machine assuming she was winning

02-19-2001, 12:09 PM	#3
xtconline Registered User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Lansing, Michigan Posts: 16	I have a whole bunch on my joke site http://fouljokes.com/yomom.html

02-19-2001, 12:33 PM	#4
Grimez Registered User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Hilton Head, SC, USA Posts: 97	Yo mommas so fat, she sat on a quater and a booger feel out of George Washington's nose. Yo mommas so dumb, she thought a quaterback was a refund. Yo mommas so fat, whenever she wears a red dress everyone yells out, "HEY KOOL-AID!!"

02-19-2001, 12:37 PM	#5
Grimez Registered User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Hilton Head, SC, USA Posts: 97	I think I have more. As a kid we used to do these jokes all the time. Your mommas so dumb, it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes. Your mommas so dumb, she get stabbed at a shoot-out. Your mommas so skinny, she swallowed a marble and looked 8 months pregnant. Yo moms so stoopid, someone said it was chilly outside and she ran to get a bowl. Yo moms so old, she owes King Tut a nickle Yo moms so old, Jesus signed her yearbook. Yo moms so old, God said let there be light, and she flipped the switch.

02-19-2001, 08:07 PM	#6
Pappa Porr Registered User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Sweden Posts: 24	Yo mama so ugly that Ozzy Ozbourne refused to bite her head off. ------------------ Naked Girlfriends and Wives Girls from Russia

02-19-2001, 09:08 PM	#7
brody Registered User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: A galaxy far, far away Posts: 31	Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she has Buckwheat in a headlock.

02-19-2001, 10:36 PM	#8
Mikey Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 665	Your momma's so fat when she hauls ass, she maked two trips!

02-19-2001, 10:41 PM	#9
Mikey Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 665	Your momma's like a chinese restaurant $4.95 and all you can eat! Your momma is so nasty she bring crabs to the beach. Your momma is like a restaurant, she only takes deliveries in the rear. Your momma is like a turtle, once she's on her back she is fucked.

02-19-2001, 11:17 PM	#10
Jamdin Registered User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Kansas Posts: 3,560	Your momma's so fat that when she walks, the whole earth shakes. Your momma's so ugly that the doctor slapped her instead of you at your birth. Your momma's so dumb that she loses to blondes at checkers. Your momma's so old that she was at the Big Bang. Your momma's so short that she give you a blowjob with bending over. Your momma's so slow that a snail can pass her...going backwards. Your momma's so evil that Satan & Hitler cower before her. Your momma's so hungry that she once ate three McDonald's out of food in one hour. Your momma's so skinny that your daddy uses her for a toothpick. Your momma's so slutty that when she hears "hello", she automatically spreads her legs. Your momma's so horny that she fucks the mailman, the paperboy, the pizza delivery boy, the football team, the basketball team, the fire department, the police department and the whole population of the United States all at once. ------------------ Moongem Erotica Moongem Fiction

02-20-2001, 08:15 AM	#11
Grimez Registered User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Hilton Head, SC, USA Posts: 97	Since I recieved a request. Here's some more jokes. Yo momma so nasty, I talked to her on the phone and got an ear infection. Your moms so stupid, she got hit by a parked car. Your moms house is so nasty, the roaches get around in dune buggies. Yo moms so short, I can see her feet on her drivers license. Yo moms so short, she plays handball against the curb.

02-20-2001, 08:40 AM	#12
Slick Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Houghton, MI Posts: 7,338	Your mama so stupid, she thought that Lensman was a camera salesman.

02-20-2001, 01:14 PM	#13
Poizon Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Smilyville, USA Posts: 157	Yo mamma is so fat that she uses to greyhound buses as roller blades yo mamma is so smal that her door mat just says wel ya mamma's neden is so nappy that her crabs drive dune buggys yo mamma is so fat, that when she walks her thighs talk to each other "ok, I'll go then stop and you go around me" yo mamma is so poor that someone flushed a burning cigarette down the toilet and she said "who cut off the electric?" yo mamma is so fat that she takes up both sides of the family I've got a few great dumb blonde jokes if ya want those too ------------------ Sometimes you just don't get it.

02-20-2001, 01:50 PM	#14
kemp Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Utopia Posts: 392	sniff sniff I can't believe you guys have such a low opinion of my momma

02-20-2001, 05:10 PM	#15
Hazen Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 224	/me passes Kemp a tissue Hey, cool site Rilose!

02-20-2001, 05:31 PM	#16
Chuck Registered User Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 24	yer momma's so fat that the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs...

02-20-2001, 06:25 PM	#17
Babagirls Text Writer Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 18,812	Yo mama is so fat, she has more rolls than a bakery! ------------------ A wise man once said.."Wherever you go, there you are!"

02-20-2001, 10:34 PM	#18
Mikey Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 665	Yo momma so fat, she has more chins than a chinese phonebook.

02-20-2001, 11:04 PM	#19
Corpsie Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: detroit, mi, usa Posts: 474	My momma so fat that the earth DOES revolve around her. wait a second.. that doesn't look quite right