Yo mamma is so fat that she uses to greyhound buses as roller blades
yo mamma is so smal that her door mat just says wel
ya mamma's neden is so nappy that her crabs drive dune buggys
yo mamma is so fat, that when she walks her thighs talk to each other "ok, I'll go then stop and you go around me"
yo mamma is so poor that someone flushed a burning cigarette down the toilet and she said "who cut off the electric?"
yo mamma is so fat that she takes up both sides of the family
*I've got a few great dumb blonde jokes if ya want those too
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Sometimes you just don't get it.
