Your momma's so fat that when she walks, the whole earth shakes.
Your momma's so ugly that the doctor slapped her instead of you at your birth.
Your momma's so dumb that she loses to blondes at checkers.
Your momma's so old that she was at the Big Bang.
Your momma's so short that she give you a blowjob with bending over.
Your momma's so slow that a snail can pass her...going backwards.
Your momma's so evil that Satan & Hitler cower before her.
Your momma's so hungry that she once ate three McDonald's out of food in one hour.
Your momma's so skinny that your daddy uses her for a toothpick.
Your momma's so slutty that when she hears "hello", she automatically spreads her legs.
Your momma's so horny that she fucks the mailman, the paperboy, the pizza delivery boy, the football team, the basketball team, the fire department, the police department and the whole population of the United States all at once.
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