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I think I have more. As a kid we used to do these jokes all the time.
Your mommas so dumb, it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
Your mommas so dumb, she get stabbed at a shoot-out.
Your mommas so skinny, she swallowed a marble and looked 8 months pregnant.
Yo moms so stoopid, someone said it was chilly outside and she ran to get a bowl.
Yo moms so old, she owes King Tut a nickle
Yo moms so old, Jesus signed her yearbook.
Yo moms so old, God said let there be light, and she flipped the switch.
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