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StuartD · 06-11-2004, 06:02 PM

According to my observations of GFY...
the keys to success are to:

1) threaten to fight anyone you don't like the next time you see them.
2) post as often as you can about how much you've had to drink or how much drugs you have just done.
3) offer blowjobs to the person who sends the most joins
4) insult other people's educations or social status should they ever prove to have an edge in business over you
5) brag about how wealthy you are or how important you are to people you don't know
6) always assume that you make more in a day than anyone else makes in a year and let everyone know you assume that
7) post the most disgusting picture you can find, hoping to out class all those other people who post disgusting pictures. Bonus points if you can make someone throw up.
8) try to prove someone is a cheater/scammer/shaver before hitting your 10th post
9) post pictures of yourself with a roll of ones wrapped in a hundred dollar bill
10) insult everyone all the time. This goes a long way to increasing your bottom line and strengthening business relationships.

I hope this helps you improve your business. You should go far if you can follow these guidelines

wargames · 06-11-2004, 06:03 PM

Global Dialers · 06-11-2004, 06:03 PM

you forgot #11

place a bid above $100 on the http://webmaster.********.com acct

Dirty F · 06-11-2004, 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MaskedMan

10) insult everyone all the time. This goes a long way to increasing your bottom line and strengthening business relationships.

Yup, that would be my strategy.

mardigras · 06-11-2004, 06:05 PM

Somewhere you left out Photoshop, Photoshop, Photoshop!

BeHeadR · 06-11-2004, 06:05 PM

#12 would you hit it threads

TMM_John · 06-11-2004, 06:07 PM

You forgot to mention piss in a glass in a restaurant and take pics to post!

JSA Matt · 06-11-2004, 06:08 PM

13) post a britney spears thread daily

LadyMischief · 06-11-2004, 06:09 PM

hahaha good advice, Stu!!

Elli · 06-11-2004, 06:11 PM

Excellent tips, I should get right on that!

What about

#13. Ask people what kind of car you should buy with all your money. None of the choices should be worth less than $50k.

#14. Tell everyone how important you are, forgetting that you let it slip just yesterday that you are fresh out of high school and are trying to save up to buy your girlfriend a trinket.

AnalProbe · 06-11-2004, 06:11 PM

#15 Choose a nick that starts with "Anal".

Marcus Aurelius · 06-11-2004, 06:13 PM

Several people live by those rules here. hell some of them are probably glad you typed it up so they could print it, they've been meaning to type up the checklist, but didnt have time from the excessive posting.

pornstar2pac · 06-11-2004, 06:18 PM

GOD Speaks!

Niki · 06-11-2004, 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Elli
Excellent tips, I should get right on that!

What about

#13. Ask people what kind of car you should buy with all your money. None of the choices should be worth less than $50k.

#14. Tell everyone how important you are, forgetting that you let it slip just yesterday that you are fresh out of high school and are trying to save up to buy your girlfriend a trinket.

LOL

StuartD · 06-11-2004, 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Battuss
Yup, that would be my strategy.

And you do so well at it... congrats man

Elli, that is a very good one.. about the cars. Never ever suggest anyone ever buy a car that costs less than $50k. And should someone else suggest one, make sure to reply in disgust that they could ever do such a thing.

StuartD · 06-11-2004, 07:16 PM

laugh at my dumb humor bitches

B40 · 06-11-2004, 09:11 PM

Hmm...how about..

-Claiming real drama is "fake drama for sig views" even though you don't know any of the parties involved

-Post pics of your money, cars, shoes etc followed by "not bragging" in the thread tittle

Rictor · 06-11-2004, 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MaskedMan
laugh at my dumb humor bitches

Call me a bitch to my face, bitch. Next convention I'm gonna kick your ass! I'm drunk and high right now but I'm damn serious about this.

I'm so fucking drunk I just started a thread about offering blowjobs to people that send sign-ups to my affiliate program. Of course, if you weren't a low class inbred hick with no education, you'd already be an affiliate of mine.

I'm making so much bling from my paysites I make more in a day than you make in a year, MakedMan! Look back to my early posts and you'll see that I outed Amateur Pages as a cheater way back in 2001. I'm pretty sure they went out of business.

That's all I have to say to MaskedMan and the rest of you hahahahas. Peace out.

Paul Markham · 06-11-2004, 09:26 PM

You forgot #16 Post a pic of the crack whore you shot today and telling everyone she's hot.

Shortbread · 06-11-2004, 09:33 PM

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ModelBuffet · 07-05-2004, 10:35 AM

Manowar · 07-05-2004, 10:37 AM

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Originally posted by ModelBuffet

thats the way to do it

TheWildcard · 07-05-2004, 10:37 AM

#18 Make useless one-word posts daily

Tala · 07-05-2004, 10:39 AM

Nice!

neverlearn · 07-05-2004, 10:46 AM

#16 recite rap lyrics to show everyone your a True gangsta "fresh outta compton"

hova · 07-05-2004, 10:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Battuss
Yup, that would be my strategy.

So Ive noticed

TheWildcard · 07-05-2004, 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheWildcard
#18 Make useless one-word posts daily

#19 Never read the thread, just reply to the thread title.

Raven · 07-05-2004, 10:52 AM

Don't forget the huge prises for 'the last one to post in this threads wins'....

HS-Trixxxia · 07-05-2004, 11:00 AM

20) Never share what you deem to be trade secrets - helping someone else is lethal for the L33T.
21) Don't forget to shit on anyone who doesn't speak or write english well - if they aren't dyslexic, they are Russian!
22) If someone seems like an underdog - shit on them immediately - the remainder of the successful crew will be right there with you.

EviLGuY · 07-05-2004, 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MaskedMan
According to my observations of GFY...
the keys to success are to:

1) threaten to fight anyone you don't like the next time you see them.
2) post as often as you can about how much you've had to drink or how much drugs you have just done.
3) offer blowjobs to the person who sends the most joins
4) insult other people's educations or social status should they ever prove to have an edge in business over you
5) brag about how wealthy you are or how important you are to people you don't know
6) always assume that you make more in a day than anyone else makes in a year and let everyone know you assume that
7) post the most disgusting picture you can find, hoping to out class all those other people who post disgusting pictures. Bonus points if you can make someone throw up.
8) try to prove someone is a cheater/scammer/shaver before hitting your 10th post
9) post pictures of yourself with a roll of ones wrapped in a hundred dollar bill
10) insult everyone all the time. This goes a long way to increasing your bottom line and strengthening business relationships.

I hope this helps you improve your business. You should go far if you can follow these guidelines

I suck at the stuff on that list. Thanks for the roadmap to success.

Magnus · 07-05-2004, 11:07 AM

one of my fave's.. I did'nt WANT to take this to the boards BUT....

hershie · 07-05-2004, 11:09 AM

23) Racism sells and gives you cred. on GFY.

hershie · 07-05-2004, 11:11 AM

24) No matter how beautiful the supermodel pic posted, say she is a skank with a busted face and you would never hit it.

HS-Trixxxia · 07-05-2004, 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by hershie
23) Racism sells and gives you cred. on GFY.

Maybe we can tie that in with number 21) ?

I didn't think of elaborating

SmokeyTheBear · 07-05-2004, 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MaskedMan
According to my observations of GFY...
the keys to success are to:

1) threaten to fight anyone you don't like the next time you see them.
2) post as often as you can about how much you've had to drink or how much drugs you have just done.
3) offer blowjobs to the person who sends the most joins
4) insult other people's educations or social status should they ever prove to have an edge in business over you
5) brag about how wealthy you are or how important you are to people you don't know
6) always assume that you make more in a day than anyone else makes in a year and let everyone know you assume that
7) post the most disgusting picture you can find, hoping to out class all those other people who post disgusting pictures. Bonus points if you can make someone throw up.
8) try to prove someone is a cheater/scammer/shaver before hitting your 10th post
9) post pictures of yourself with a roll of ones wrapped in a hundred dollar bill
10) insult everyone all the time. This goes a long way to increasing your bottom line and strengthening business relationships.

I hope this helps you improve your business. You should go far if you can follow these guidelines

1) your full of shit and im going to kick your ass.
2) If i wasnted so high and drunk i would do it now.
3) Send me some traffic and pimpdogg will give you a blowjob
4) You illiterate sack of social disgrace
5) dont mess with me i make bill gates look like a welfare bum
6) i dont even know you , but i know i make more than you do
7) img src=the-most-disgusting-picture.jpg
8) everyone who's anyone is a scammer a cheater and a thief.
9) insert faked juicy vegas photo here
10) you all can suck my dick

hershie · 07-05-2004, 11:14 AM

25) Posting private ICQ conversations is just good etiquette.

the Shemp · 07-05-2004, 11:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheWildcard
#18 Make useless one-word posts daily

indeed

hershie · 07-05-2004, 11:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Trixxxia
Maybe we can tie that in with number 21) ? I didn't think of elaborating

They do seem to go together to form the perfect roadmap for GFY success.

Lykos · 07-05-2004, 11:18 AM

All those roules really sucks...anmd if that is what it takes to become a "big guy" on GFY i would more like to stay a small but normal guy...

HS-Trixxxia · 07-05-2004, 11:31 AM

Was just looking at another thread and this one came to mind:

26) Don't forget to insult the next person's *insert word* girlfriend/boyfriend/wife/husband/kids

Then thought of this from the past

27) If a new web girl shows up on GFY - if she seems inclined to suck your knob at the next show or cybers with you, sing her praises, idiot or not - whether you respect her or not - praise her, promote her until you get what you want - if she doesn't come through, insult the shit out of her and expose her ass when she hasn't kept her part of the deal :-)

woj · 07-05-2004, 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheWildcard
#18 Make useless one-word posts daily

italianninja · 07-05-2004, 11:51 AM

lol all true. thats why i cant post shit.

JFK · 07-05-2004, 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MaskedMan
According to my observations of GFY...
the keys to success are to:

1) threaten to fight anyone you don't like the next time you see them.
2) post as often as you can about how much you've had to drink or how much drugs you have just done.
3) offer blowjobs to the person who sends the most joins
4) insult other people's educations or social status should they ever prove to have an edge in business over you
5) brag about how wealthy you are or how important you are to people you don't know
6) always assume that you make more in a day than anyone else makes in a year and let everyone know you assume that
7) post the most disgusting picture you can find, hoping to out class all those other people who post disgusting pictures. Bonus points if you can make someone throw up.
8) try to prove someone is a cheater/scammer/shaver before hitting your 10th post
9) post pictures of yourself with a roll of ones wrapped in a hundred dollar bill
10) insult everyone all the time. This goes a long way to increasing your bottom line and strengthening business relationships.

I hope this helps you improve your business. You should go far if you can follow these guidelines

I will take them all close to heart

hershie · 07-05-2004, 12:23 PM

28) Assume nobody else gets CNN and post every breaking story mentioned. Bonus points if the news item has already been posted 10 times in the last 4 hours and major props if the news is already 12 hours old.

Elli · 07-05-2004, 12:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SmokeyTheBear
1) your full of shit and im going to kick your ass.
2) If i wasnted so high and drunk i would do it now.
3) Send me some traffic and pimpdogg will give you a blowjob
4) You illiterate sack of social disgrace
5) dont mess with me i make bill gates look like a welfare bum
6) i dont even know you , but i know i make more than you do
7) img src=the-most-disgusting-picture.jpg
8) everyone who's anyone is a scammer a cheater and a thief.
9) insert faked juicy vegas photo here
10) you all can suck my dick

It'll probably count as a strike against me for Lens to mark down in his little black book, but I'm actually liking you.

CDSmith · 07-05-2004, 12:38 PM

Shoot people the cliche "go back to flipping burgers" insult at every opportunity.

Btw Masked man, Micky D's is hiring :D

blazi · 07-05-2004, 12:43 PM

I'm now much smarter than I was 10 minutes ago!! look out!

emmanuelle · 07-05-2004, 12:44 PM

29) Talk about how successful you are, despite the fact that you live in your mother's sewing room.

30) Show your tits repeatedly to your peers, then cry when they don't treat you as a more than a model.

Jakke PNG · 07-05-2004, 12:52 PM

I'm doing just fine without doing any of the above
(except the disgusting pics, but I'm usually part of them)

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StuartD Sofa King Band Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Outside the box Posts: 29,903	top 10 keys to success on GFY According to my observations of GFY... the keys to success are to: 1) threaten to fight anyone you don't like the next time you see them. 2) post as often as you can about how much you've had to drink or how much drugs you have just done. 3) offer blowjobs to the person who sends the most joins 4) insult other people's educations or social status should they ever prove to have an edge in business over you 5) brag about how wealthy you are or how important you are to people you don't know 6) always assume that you make more in a day than anyone else makes in a year and let everyone know you assume that 7) post the most disgusting picture you can find, hoping to out class all those other people who post disgusting pictures. Bonus points if you can make someone throw up. 8) try to prove someone is a cheater/scammer/shaver before hitting your 10th post 9) post pictures of yourself with a roll of ones wrapped in a hundred dollar bill 10) insult everyone all the time. This goes a long way to increasing your bottom line and strengthening business relationships. I hope this helps you improve your business. You should go far if you can follow these guidelines __________________ This is me on facebook This is me on twitter

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