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Originally posted by MaskedMan
According to my observations of GFY...
the keys to success are to:
1) threaten to fight anyone you don't like the next time you see them.
2) post as often as you can about how much you've had to drink or how much drugs you have just done.
3) offer blowjobs to the person who sends the most joins
4) insult other people's educations or social status should they ever prove to have an edge in business over you
5) brag about how wealthy you are or how important you are to people you don't know
6) always assume that you make more in a day than anyone else makes in a year and let everyone know you assume that
7) post the most disgusting picture you can find, hoping to out class all those other people who post disgusting pictures. Bonus points if you can make someone throw up.
8) try to prove someone is a cheater/scammer/shaver before hitting your 10th post
9) post pictures of yourself with a roll of ones wrapped in a hundred dollar bill
10) insult everyone all the time. This goes a long way to increasing your bottom line and strengthening business relationships.
I hope this helps you improve your business. You should go far if you can follow these guidelines 
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1) your full of shit and im going to kick your ass.
2) If i wasnted so high and drunk i would do it now.
3) Send me some traffic and pimpdogg will give you a blowjob
4) You illiterate sack of social disgrace
5) dont mess with me i make bill gates look like a welfare bum
6) i dont even know you , but i know i make more than you do
7) img src=the-most-disgusting-picture.jpg
8) everyone who's anyone is a scammer a cheater and a thief.
9) insert faked juicy vegas photo here
10) you all can suck my dick