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  • StuartD
    Sofa King Band
    • Jul 2002
    • 29903

    #1

    top 10 keys to success on GFY

    According to my observations of GFY...
    the keys to success are to:

    1) threaten to fight anyone you don't like the next time you see them.
    2) post as often as you can about how much you've had to drink or how much drugs you have just done.
    3) offer blowjobs to the person who sends the most joins
    4) insult other people's educations or social status should they ever prove to have an edge in business over you
    5) brag about how wealthy you are or how important you are to people you don't know
    6) always assume that you make more in a day than anyone else makes in a year and let everyone know you assume that
    7) post the most disgusting picture you can find, hoping to out class all those other people who post disgusting pictures. Bonus points if you can make someone throw up.
    8) try to prove someone is a cheater/scammer/shaver before hitting your 10th post
    9) post pictures of yourself with a roll of ones wrapped in a hundred dollar bill
    10) insult everyone all the time. This goes a long way to increasing your bottom line and strengthening business relationships.

    I hope this helps you improve your business. You should go far if you can follow these guidelines
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  • wargames
    Kliris
    • May 2003
    • 10423

    #2
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    • Global Dialers
      Confirmed User
      • May 2004
      • 1349

      #3
      you forgot #11

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      • Dirty F
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Jul 2001
        • 59204

        #4
        Originally posted by MaskedMan

        10) insult everyone all the time. This goes a long way to increasing your bottom line and strengthening business relationships.
        Yup, that would be my strategy.

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        • mardigras
          Bon temps!
          • Feb 2003
          • 14194

          #5
          Somewhere you left out Photoshop, Photoshop, Photoshop!
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          • BeHeadR
            Confirmed User
            • Jun 2003
            • 1152

            #6
            #12 would you hit it threads
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            • TMM_John
              Confirmed User
              • May 2004
              • 6664

              #7
              You forgot to mention piss in a glass in a restaurant and take pics to post!


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              • JSA Matt
                So Fucking Banned
                • Aug 2003
                • 5464

                #8
                13) post a britney spears thread daily

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                • LadyMischief
                  Orgasms N Such!
                  • Sep 2002
                  • 18135

                  #9
                  hahaha good advice, Stu!!

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                  • Elli
                    Reach for those stars!
                    • Apr 2003
                    • 17991

                    #10
                    Excellent tips, I should get right on that!

                    What about

                    #13. Ask people what kind of car you should buy with all your money. None of the choices should be worth less than $50k.

                    #14. Tell everyone how important you are, forgetting that you let it slip just yesterday that you are fresh out of high school and are trying to save up to buy your girlfriend a trinket.
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                    • AnalProbe
                      pain in the Ass
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 3727

                      #11
                      #15 Choose a nick that starts with "Anal".

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                      • Marcus Aurelius
                        No Refunds Issued.
                        • Apr 2003
                        • 14809

                        #12
                        Several people live by those rules here. hell some of them are probably glad you typed it up so they could print it, they've been meaning to type up the checklist, but didnt have time from the excessive posting.

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                        • pornstar2pac
                          Omaha Hi/Lo
                          • Nov 2003
                          • 17380

                          #13
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                          • Niki
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jan 2001
                            • 1476

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Elli
                            Excellent tips, I should get right on that!

                            What about

                            #13. Ask people what kind of car you should buy with all your money. None of the choices should be worth less than $50k.

                            #14. Tell everyone how important you are, forgetting that you let it slip just yesterday that you are fresh out of high school and are trying to save up to buy your girlfriend a trinket.

                            LOL
                            Ivo

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                            • StuartD
                              Sofa King Band
                              • Jul 2002
                              • 29903

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Battuss
                              Yup, that would be my strategy.
                              And you do so well at it... congrats man

                              Elli, that is a very good one.. about the cars. Never ever suggest anyone ever buy a car that costs less than $50k. And should someone else suggest one, make sure to reply in disgust that they could ever do such a thing.
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                              • StuartD
                                Sofa King Band
                                • Jul 2002
                                • 29903

                                #16
                                laugh at my dumb humor bitches
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                                • B40
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jul 2001
                                  • 7020

                                  #17
                                  Hmm...how about..

                                  -Claiming real drama is "fake drama for sig views" even though you don't know any of the parties involved

                                  -Post pics of your money, cars, shoes etc followed by "not bragging" in the thread tittle

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                                  • Rictor
                                    Old Timer
                                    • Jan 2001
                                    • 12208

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by MaskedMan
                                    laugh at my dumb humor bitches
                                    Call me a bitch to my face, bitch. Next convention I'm gonna kick your ass! I'm drunk and high right now but I'm damn serious about this.

                                    I'm so fucking drunk I just started a thread about offering blowjobs to people that send sign-ups to my affiliate program. Of course, if you weren't a low class inbred hick with no education, you'd already be an affiliate of mine.

                                    I'm making so much bling from my paysites I make more in a day than you make in a year, MakedMan! Look back to my early posts and you'll see that I outed Amateur Pages as a cheater way back in 2001. I'm pretty sure they went out of business.

                                    That's all I have to say to MaskedMan and the rest of you hahahahas. Peace out.

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                                    • Paul Markham
                                      Too old to care
                                      • Jun 2001
                                      • 52942

                                      #19
                                      You forgot #16 Post a pic of the crack whore you shot today and telling everyone she's hot.



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                                      • Shortbread
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                                        • Dec 2003
                                        • 2181

                                        #20

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                                        • hentaivip
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                                          • Oct 2003
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                                          #21
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                                          • ModelBuffet
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                                            • Jun 2004
                                            • 360

                                            #22

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                                            • Manowar
                                              jellyfish  
                                              • Dec 2003
                                              • 71528

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by ModelBuffet
                                              thats the way to do it

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                                              • TheWildcard
                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                • Jun 2004
                                                • 4759

                                                #24
                                                #18 Make useless one-word posts daily

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                                                • Tala
                                                  Fucked if I know
                                                  • Dec 2002
                                                  • 23368

                                                  #25


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                                                  • neverlearn
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Feb 2004
                                                    • 2085

                                                    #26
                                                    #16 recite rap lyrics to show everyone your a True gangsta "fresh outta compton"
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                                                    Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.
                                                    Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.

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                                                    • hova
                                                      Traffillionaire
                                                      • Jan 2002
                                                      • 22430

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Battuss
                                                      Yup, that would be my strategy.
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                                                      • TheWildcard
                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                        • Jun 2004
                                                        • 4759

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by TheWildcard
                                                        #18 Make useless one-word posts daily
                                                        #19 Never read the thread, just reply to the thread title.

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                                                        • Raven
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Jul 2001
                                                          • 6874

                                                          #29
                                                          Don't forget the huge prises for 'the last one to post in this threads wins'....
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                                                          • HS-Trixxxia
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Mar 2002
                                                            • 2946

                                                            #30
                                                            20) Never share what you deem to be trade secrets - helping someone else is lethal for the L33T.
                                                            21) Don't forget to shit on anyone who doesn't speak or write english well - if they aren't dyslexic, they are Russian!
                                                            22) If someone seems like an underdog - shit on them immediately - the remainder of the successful crew will be right there with you.
                                                            Last edited by HS-Trixxxia; 07-05-2004, 10:02 AM.

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                                                            • EviLGuY
                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                              • Apr 2003
                                                              • 12745

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by MaskedMan
                                                              According to my observations of GFY...
                                                              the keys to success are to:

                                                              1) threaten to fight anyone you don't like the next time you see them.
                                                              2) post as often as you can about how much you've had to drink or how much drugs you have just done.
                                                              3) offer blowjobs to the person who sends the most joins
                                                              4) insult other people's educations or social status should they ever prove to have an edge in business over you
                                                              5) brag about how wealthy you are or how important you are to people you don't know
                                                              6) always assume that you make more in a day than anyone else makes in a year and let everyone know you assume that
                                                              7) post the most disgusting picture you can find, hoping to out class all those other people who post disgusting pictures. Bonus points if you can make someone throw up.
                                                              8) try to prove someone is a cheater/scammer/shaver before hitting your 10th post
                                                              9) post pictures of yourself with a roll of ones wrapped in a hundred dollar bill
                                                              10) insult everyone all the time. This goes a long way to increasing your bottom line and strengthening business relationships.

                                                              I hope this helps you improve your business. You should go far if you can follow these guidelines
                                                              I suck at the stuff on that list. Thanks for the roadmap to success.

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                                                              • Magnus
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Dec 2002
                                                                • 1211

                                                                #32
                                                                one of my fave's.. I did'nt WANT to take this to the boards BUT....
                                                                Magnus

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                                                                • hershie
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Jun 2002
                                                                  • 4642

                                                                  #33
                                                                  23) Racism sells and gives you cred. on GFY.

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                                                                  • hershie
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Jun 2002
                                                                    • 4642

                                                                    #34
                                                                    24) No matter how beautiful the supermodel pic posted, say she is a skank with a busted face and you would never hit it.

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                                                                    • HS-Trixxxia
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Mar 2002
                                                                      • 2946

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by hershie
                                                                      23) Racism sells and gives you cred. on GFY.
                                                                      Maybe we can tie that in with number 21) ? I didn't think of elaborating

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                                                                      • SmokeyTheBear
                                                                        ►SouthOfHeaven
                                                                        • Jun 2004
                                                                        • 28609

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by MaskedMan
                                                                        According to my observations of GFY...
                                                                        the keys to success are to:

                                                                        1) threaten to fight anyone you don't like the next time you see them.
                                                                        2) post as often as you can about how much you've had to drink or how much drugs you have just done.
                                                                        3) offer blowjobs to the person who sends the most joins
                                                                        4) insult other people's educations or social status should they ever prove to have an edge in business over you
                                                                        5) brag about how wealthy you are or how important you are to people you don't know
                                                                        6) always assume that you make more in a day than anyone else makes in a year and let everyone know you assume that
                                                                        7) post the most disgusting picture you can find, hoping to out class all those other people who post disgusting pictures. Bonus points if you can make someone throw up.
                                                                        8) try to prove someone is a cheater/scammer/shaver before hitting your 10th post
                                                                        9) post pictures of yourself with a roll of ones wrapped in a hundred dollar bill
                                                                        10) insult everyone all the time. This goes a long way to increasing your bottom line and strengthening business relationships.

                                                                        I hope this helps you improve your business. You should go far if you can follow these guidelines

                                                                        1) your full of shit and im going to kick your ass.
                                                                        2) If i wasnted so high and drunk i would do it now.
                                                                        3) Send me some traffic and pimpdogg will give you a blowjob
                                                                        4) You illiterate sack of social disgrace
                                                                        5) dont mess with me i make bill gates look like a welfare bum
                                                                        6) i dont even know you , but i know i make more than you do
                                                                        7) img src=the-most-disgusting-picture.jpg
                                                                        8) everyone who's anyone is a scammer a cheater and a thief.
                                                                        9) insert faked juicy vegas photo here
                                                                        10) you all can suck my dick
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                                                                        • hershie
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Jun 2002
                                                                          • 4642

                                                                          #37
                                                                          25) Posting private ICQ conversations is just good etiquette.

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                                                                          • the Shemp
                                                                            congrats to the winners
                                                                            • Nov 2001
                                                                            • 10891

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by TheWildcard
                                                                            #18 Make useless one-word posts daily
                                                                            indeed
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                                                                            • hershie
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Jun 2002
                                                                              • 4642

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by Trixxxia
                                                                              Maybe we can tie that in with number 21) ? I didn't think of elaborating
                                                                              They do seem to go together to form the perfect roadmap for GFY success.

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                                                                              • Lykos
                                                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                • Apr 2003
                                                                                • 31032

                                                                                #40
                                                                                All those roules really sucks...anmd if that is what it takes to become a "big guy" on GFY i would more like to stay a small but normal guy...

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                                                                                • HS-Trixxxia
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Mar 2002
                                                                                  • 2946

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Was just looking at another thread and this one came to mind:

                                                                                  26) Don't forget to insult the next person's *insert word* girlfriend/boyfriend/wife/husband/kids

                                                                                  Then thought of this from the past

                                                                                  27) If a new web girl shows up on GFY - if she seems inclined to suck your knob at the next show or cybers with you, sing her praises, idiot or not - whether you respect her or not - praise her, promote her until you get what you want - if she doesn't come through, insult the shit out of her and expose her ass when she hasn't kept her part of the deal :-)

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                                                                                  • woj
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                                                                                    • Jul 2002
                                                                                    • 47882

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by TheWildcard
                                                                                    #18 Make useless one-word posts daily
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                                                                                    • italianninja
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Feb 2004
                                                                                      • 564

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      lol all true. thats why i cant post shit.

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                                                                                      • JFK
                                                                                        FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
                                                                                        • Jan 2002
                                                                                        • 67373

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by MaskedMan
                                                                                        According to my observations of GFY...
                                                                                        the keys to success are to:

                                                                                        1) threaten to fight anyone you don't like the next time you see them.
                                                                                        2) post as often as you can about how much you've had to drink or how much drugs you have just done.
                                                                                        3) offer blowjobs to the person who sends the most joins
                                                                                        4) insult other people's educations or social status should they ever prove to have an edge in business over you
                                                                                        5) brag about how wealthy you are or how important you are to people you don't know
                                                                                        6) always assume that you make more in a day than anyone else makes in a year and let everyone know you assume that
                                                                                        7) post the most disgusting picture you can find, hoping to out class all those other people who post disgusting pictures. Bonus points if you can make someone throw up.
                                                                                        8) try to prove someone is a cheater/scammer/shaver before hitting your 10th post
                                                                                        9) post pictures of yourself with a roll of ones wrapped in a hundred dollar bill
                                                                                        10) insult everyone all the time. This goes a long way to increasing your bottom line and strengthening business relationships.

                                                                                        I hope this helps you improve your business. You should go far if you can follow these guidelines
                                                                                        I will take them all close to heart

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                                                                                        • hershie
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Jun 2002
                                                                                          • 4642

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          28) Assume nobody else gets CNN and post every breaking story mentioned. Bonus points if the news item has already been posted 10 times in the last 4 hours and major props if the news is already 12 hours old.

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                                                                                          • Elli
                                                                                            Reach for those stars!
                                                                                            • Apr 2003
                                                                                            • 17991

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by SmokeyTheBear
                                                                                            1) your full of shit and im going to kick your ass.
                                                                                            2) If i wasnted so high and drunk i would do it now.
                                                                                            3) Send me some traffic and pimpdogg will give you a blowjob
                                                                                            4) You illiterate sack of social disgrace
                                                                                            5) dont mess with me i make bill gates look like a welfare bum
                                                                                            6) i dont even know you , but i know i make more than you do
                                                                                            7) img src=the-most-disgusting-picture.jpg
                                                                                            8) everyone who's anyone is a scammer a cheater and a thief.
                                                                                            9) insert faked juicy vegas photo here
                                                                                            10) you all can suck my dick
                                                                                            It'll probably count as a strike against me for Lens to mark down in his little black book, but I'm actually liking you.
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                                                                                            • CDSmith
                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                              • May 2001
                                                                                              • 51460

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Shoot people the cliche "go back to flipping burgers" insult at every opportunity.



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                                                                                              • blazi
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                                                                                                • Feb 2003
                                                                                                • 4321

                                                                                                #48
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                                                                                                • emmanuelle
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Mar 2003
                                                                                                  • 3662

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  29) Talk about how successful you are, despite the fact that you live in your mother's sewing room.

                                                                                                  30) Show your tits repeatedly to your peers, then cry when they don't treat you as a more than a model.

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                                                                                                  • Jakke PNG
                                                                                                    ex-TeenGodFather
                                                                                                    • Nov 2001
                                                                                                    • 20306

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    I'm doing just fine without doing any of the above
                                                                                                    (except the disgusting pics, but I'm usually part of them)
                                                                                                    ..and I'm off.

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