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TurboAngel · 07-05-2004, 12:54 PM

I do none of them.

Elli · 07-05-2004, 12:55 PM

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Originally posted by TurboAngel
I do none of them.

Didn't you just have another post that disappeared? Please tell me I'm not going crazy

TurboAngel · 07-05-2004, 12:56 PM

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Originally posted by Elli
Didn't you just have another post that disappeared? Please tell me I'm not going crazy

Hehe, no you're not crazy.

Elli · 07-05-2004, 12:57 PM

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Originally posted by TurboAngel
Hehe, no your not crazy.

Whew! Ok, as you were!

TurboAngel · 07-05-2004, 12:58 PM

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Originally posted by Elli
Whew! Ok, as you were!

You were right about you know who.

Elli · 07-05-2004, 01:02 PM

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Originally posted by TurboAngel
You were right about you know who.

haha good to know

Magnus · 07-05-2004, 01:06 PM

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30) Show your tits repeatedly to your peers, then cry when they don't treat you as a more than a model.

LMAO

too funny!!!

leedsfan · 07-05-2004, 01:12 PM

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Originally posted by MaskedMan
laugh at my dumb humor bitches

hahaha

(now do I qualify Stu?)

Diabolical Cord · 07-05-2004, 01:14 PM

31. Flip out whenever someone doesn't post an image correctly.

Elli · 07-05-2004, 01:15 PM

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Originally posted by leedsfan
hahaha

(now do I qualify Stu?)

Are you coming out to Playland with us on the 18th?

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=316309

leedsfan · 07-05-2004, 01:17 PM

32 Berate your elders....(surely that qualifies 98% of gfy'ers).

33 whine about affiliate programs endlessly because they don't send hoe's and pizza round to your parents house where you live in the basement.

leedsfan · 07-05-2004, 01:19 PM

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Originally posted by Elli
Are you coming out to Playland with us on the 18th?

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=316309

im in.

StuartD · 07-05-2004, 02:02 PM

damn... this is getting to be a good list

hershie · 07-05-2004, 03:05 PM

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Originally posted by AnalProbe
#15 Choose a nick that starts with "Anal".

Somebody on this board calls himself "It Burns When I Pee". That name just screams success as a businessman and the kind of person I want to partner up with

Roald · 07-05-2004, 03:11 PM

* taking notes *

wyldblyss · 07-05-2004, 03:13 PM

I'm loving this. The original was great and I also like a lot of the "ad-ons"!

hershie · 07-05-2004, 03:15 PM

34) Anyone with a lower post count than you is fair game to be called a "troll".

35) Anyone who joined GFY after you can justifiably be called a "newb"

36) Getting to 5,000 posts in 2 months while sporting an ARS sig is the shizznit.

hershie · 07-05-2004, 03:19 PM

37) Openly asking who accepts PayPal on the industry leading public message board is just good business sense.

baddog · 07-05-2004, 03:19 PM

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Originally posted by Rictor
Call me a bitch to my face, bitch. Next convention I'm gonna kick your ass! I'm drunk and high right now but I'm damn serious about this.

I'm so fucking drunk I just started a thread about offering blowjobs to people that send sign-ups to my affiliate program. Of course, if you weren't a low class inbred hick with no education, you'd already be an affiliate of mine.

I'm making so much bling from my paysites I make more in a day than you make in a year, MakedMan! Look back to my early posts and you'll see that I outed Amateur Pages as a cheater way back in 2001. I'm pretty sure they went out of business.

That's all I have to say to MaskedMan and the rest of you hahahahas. Peace out.

that was pretty good, grasshopper

StuartD · 07-05-2004, 03:20 PM

Gotta add this one in honour of 187/Creative/Pad.

38) If you actually do live at home with your parents, that makes you much more important than everyone else, so do your best to "talk black" and claim your superiority.

baddog · 07-05-2004, 03:20 PM

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Originally posted by Raven
Don't forget the huge prises for 'the last one to post in this threads wins'....

prises?

hershie · 07-05-2004, 03:41 PM

39) Saying "congrats" or posting a "thumbs up" smilie and general brown-noser comments in every thread where possible to people you hardly know makes you look like a major personality on GFY.

hershie · 07-05-2004, 03:48 PM

40) Business related threads are for geeks only and posting in one is the kiss of death to your cred. on GFY. Stick to the "would you hit it" ones where all the cool dudes hang.

Mr Pheer · 07-05-2004, 03:50 PM

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Originally posted by Elli
Excellent tips, I should get right on that!

What about

#13. Ask people what kind of car you should buy with all your money. None of the choices should be worth less than $50k.

That one just kills me. When I buy a new toy, the last thing on my mind is what some GFY'ers opinion of it is. I think some people are more worried about impressing people here than they are about if they really like what they are buying or not.

MichaelP · 07-05-2004, 03:53 PM

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Originally posted by AnalProbe
#15 Choose a nick that starts with "Anal".

#99 reply to the most posts as possible with only smilies

xxxjay · 07-05-2004, 03:58 PM

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Originally posted by Battuss
Yup, that would be my strategy.

I'm gonna beat your ass.

Minte · 07-05-2004, 03:59 PM

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Originally posted by Rictor
Call me a bitch to my face, bitch. Next convention I'm gonna kick your ass! I'm drunk and high right now but I'm damn serious about this.

I'm so fucking drunk I just started a thread about offering blowjobs to people that send sign-ups to my affiliate program. Of course, if you weren't a low class inbred hick with no education, you'd already be an affiliate of mine.

I'm making so much bling from my paysites I make more in a day than you make in a year, MakedMan! Look back to my early posts and you'll see that I outed Amateur Pages as a cheater way back in 2001. I'm pretty sure they went out of business.

That's all I have to say to MaskedMan and the rest of you hahahahas. Peace out.

I was with you,until I saw the picture of you and your rabid dog standing with the mini-van...

Shoehorn! · 07-05-2004, 04:15 PM

Elli · 07-05-2004, 04:33 PM

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Originally posted by MrPheer
That one just kills me. When I buy a new toy, the last thing on my mind is what some GFY'ers opinion of it is. I think some people are more worried about impressing people here than they are about if they really like what they are buying or not.

No kidding! I don't mind using GFY as a bit of a Consumer Reports type forum, but I hardly base my purchases on "coolness" quotient.

TweetyBird · 07-05-2004, 04:35 PM

hehe

alexg · 07-05-2004, 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rictor
Call me a bitch to my face, bitch. Next convention I'm gonna kick your ass! I'm drunk and high right now but I'm damn serious about this.

I'm so fucking drunk I just started a thread about offering blowjobs to people that send sign-ups to my affiliate program. Of course, if you weren't a low class inbred hick with no education, you'd already be an affiliate of mine.

I'm making so much bling from my paysites I make more in a day than you make in a year, MakedMan! Look back to my early posts and you'll see that I outed Amateur Pages as a cheater way back in 2001. I'm pretty sure they went out of business.

That's all I have to say to MaskedMan and the rest of you hahahahas. Peace out.

machinegunkelly · 03-20-2006, 12:21 PM

good read :D

Manowar · 03-20-2006, 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Global Dialers

you forgot #11

place a bid above $100 on the http://webmaster.hahahahahahahaha.com acct

07-05-2004, 01:17 PM	#61
leedsfan leedsfan Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: purgatory Posts: 2,564	32 Berate your elders....(surely that qualifies 98% of gfy'ers). 33 whine about affiliate programs endlessly because they don't send hoe's and pizza round to your parents house where you live in the basement. __________________ Advertise on Sex2ube.com New Tube Content Packages Save $10K +

07-05-2004, 02:02 PM	#63
StuartD Sofa King Band Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Outside the box Posts: 29,903	damn... this is getting to be a good list __________________ This is me on facebook This is me on twitter

07-05-2004, 03:11 PM	#65
Roald SecretFriends.com Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: IMC Headquarters Posts: 27,889	* taking notes * __________________ WE ARE BUYING PAY SITES! CONTACT ME ClubSweethearts \| ManUpFilms \| SinfulXXX \| HOT * AdultPrime * HOT Paying webmasters since 1996! Contact: r.riepen @ sansylgroup.com \| telegram: roaldr

07-05-2004, 03:20 PM	#70
StuartD Sofa King Band Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Outside the box Posts: 29,903	Gotta add this one in honour of 187/Creative/Pad. 38) If you actually do live at home with your parents, that makes you much more important than everyone else, so do your best to "talk black" and claim your superiority. __________________ This is me on facebook This is me on twitter

07-05-2004, 04:15 PM	#78
Shoehorn! Die With Your Boots On Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Hawaii Posts: 22,872	__________________

07-05-2004, 12:54 PM	#51
TurboAngel H.B.I.C. Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: NC Posts: 30,122	I do none of them.

07-05-2004, 01:14 PM	#59
Diabolical Cord Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 447	31. Flip out whenever someone doesn't post an image correctly.

07-05-2004, 03:13 PM	#66
wyldblyss Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The Buck Starts Here Posts: 5,779	I'm loving this. The original was great and I also like a lot of the "ad-ons"!

07-05-2004, 03:15 PM	#67
hershie Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 4,642	34) Anyone with a lower post count than you is fair game to be called a "troll". 35) Anyone who joined GFY after you can justifiably be called a "newb" 36) Getting to 5,000 posts in 2 months while sporting an ARS sig is the shizznit.

07-05-2004, 03:19 PM	#68
hershie Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 4,642	37) Openly asking who accepts PayPal on the industry leading public message board is just good business sense.

07-05-2004, 03:41 PM	#72
hershie Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 4,642	39) Saying "congrats" or posting a "thumbs up" smilie and general brown-noser comments in every thread where possible to people you hardly know makes you look like a major personality on GFY.

07-05-2004, 03:48 PM	#73
hershie Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 4,642	40) Business related threads are for geeks only and posting in one is the kiss of death to your cred. on GFY. Stick to the "would you hit it" ones where all the cool dudes hang.

07-05-2004, 04:35 PM	#80
TweetyBird Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Canadian this !!! Posts: 8,532	hehe __________________ sig for sale. ICQ :338213644

03-20-2006, 12:21 PM	#82
machinegunkelly Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 3,285	good read :D __________________ dead.