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Pipecrew · 06-08-2004, 05:31 PM

I was out on my balcony with a friend talking trash about this guys boat that docks like 200 feet from my place, just ripping into it, because it's a piece of shit wannabe race boat..

I'am like "I see him out everyday waxing that piece of shit, and if it was mine, I'd just sink it and collect the insurance"

we were laughing, and my friend was like "It's soo loud" and I was like, "Yeah, you know white trash, always suping up there boat"

So my neighbor below comes out with his girlfriend, I guess they heard everything, and we were just chatting it up, so all of a sudden, she's like

"maybee sometime we will take you out on our boat, you know if you decide to be nice and not talk anymore shit about it"

I was dumbfounded haha

chri$tian · 06-08-2004, 05:32 PM

Monique Niccole · 06-08-2004, 05:33 PM

rut ro...send them over a bundt cake....that's the neighborly thing to do

freeadultcontent · 06-08-2004, 05:34 PM

Pipecrew your sig just made me spit water on my keyboard.

Martin · 06-08-2004, 05:34 PM

Jace · 06-08-2004, 05:34 PM

hahahaha...nice

was she hot? if she was that makes it ten times worse

Holly · 06-08-2004, 05:49 PM

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Originally posted by JaceXXX
hahahaha...nice

was she hot? if she was that makes it ten times worse

ONLY a guy could hear a story like this and his first thought be "...but was the girl hot?"

Phoenix · 06-08-2004, 05:52 PM

ah that sucks....send them a gift, with a small note saying sorry

CDSmith · 06-08-2004, 05:55 PM

Next time that guy is out there waxing his boat, climb down onto their balconey and bang the shit out of his girlfriend.

That's the only cure I know for foot-in-mouth disease.

StuartD · 06-08-2004, 05:55 PM

Hahaha... slight "oops"

Oh well, at least now you have met your neighbors

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 06-08-2004, 05:57 PM

at least they had the balls to come out and say something to you.. classic

Screaming · 06-08-2004, 05:59 PM

ouch man, dont know what to tell you to do other then say im sorry

Jer · 06-08-2004, 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Holly

ONLY a guy could hear a story like this and his first thought be "...but was the girl hot?"

That was exactly my first thought.

Jer · 06-08-2004, 06:02 PM

Something like that will happen to me soon. I don't speak, I scream.

Pipecrew · 06-08-2004, 06:15 PM

god damn, now the guy is driving back and forth with his super loud boat, just in spite, i know it....

CDSmith · 06-08-2004, 06:20 PM

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Originally posted by Pipecrew
god damn, now the guy is driving back and forth with his super loud boat, just in spite, i know it....

Then you know what must be done.

Go make your move man. Take wine and a camera. Post pics.

tranza · 06-08-2004, 06:25 PM

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Originally posted by JaceXXX
was she hot? if she was that makes it ten times worse

Lol...

BVF · 06-08-2004, 06:25 PM

FUCK EM!

Mr. Marks · 06-08-2004, 07:40 PM

jesus fuckin christ. apologize. you might need help when somebody robs your place or something. haha!

06-08-2004, 05:31 PM	#1
Pipecrew Master of Gfy.com Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 14,887	I have foot in my mouth disease! I was out on my balcony with a friend talking trash about this guys boat that docks like 200 feet from my place, just ripping into it, because it's a piece of shit wannabe race boat.. I'am like "I see him out everyday waxing that piece of shit, and if it was mine, I'd just sink it and collect the insurance" we were laughing, and my friend was like "It's soo loud" and I was like, "Yeah, you know white trash, always suping up there boat" So my neighbor below comes out with his girlfriend, I guess they heard everything, and we were just chatting it up, so all of a sudden, she's like "maybee sometime we will take you out on our boat, you know if you decide to be nice and not talk anymore shit about it" I was dumbfounded haha

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