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Pipecrew 06-08-2004 05:31 PM

I have foot in my mouth disease!
 
I was out on my balcony with a friend talking trash about this guys boat that docks like 200 feet from my place, just ripping into it, because it's a piece of shit wannabe race boat..

I'am like "I see him out everyday waxing that piece of shit, and if it was mine, I'd just sink it and collect the insurance"

we were laughing, and my friend was like "It's soo loud" and I was like, "Yeah, you know white trash, always suping up there boat"


So my neighbor below comes out with his girlfriend, I guess they heard everything, and we were just chatting it up, so all of a sudden, she's like

"maybee sometime we will take you out on our boat, you know if you decide to be nice and not talk anymore shit about it"

I was dumbfounded haha

chri$tian 06-08-2004 05:32 PM

:eek7

Monique Niccole 06-08-2004 05:33 PM

rut ro...send them over a bundt cake....that's the neighborly thing to do :1orglaugh

freeadultcontent 06-08-2004 05:34 PM

Pipecrew your sig just made me spit water on my keyboard.

Martin 06-08-2004 05:34 PM

doh!

Jace 06-08-2004 05:34 PM

hahahaha...nice

was she hot? if she was that makes it ten times worse

Holly 06-08-2004 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JaceXXX
hahahaha...nice

was she hot? if she was that makes it ten times worse

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

ONLY a guy could hear a story like this and his first thought be "...but was the girl hot?"

Phoenix 06-08-2004 05:52 PM

ah that sucks....send them a gift, with a small note saying sorry

CDSmith 06-08-2004 05:55 PM

Next time that guy is out there waxing his boat, climb down onto their balconey and bang the shit out of his girlfriend.


That's the only cure I know for foot-in-mouth disease.

StuartD 06-08-2004 05:55 PM

Hahaha... slight "oops"

Oh well, at least now you have met your neighbors :winkwink:

C_U_Next_Tuesday 06-08-2004 05:57 PM

at least they had the balls to come out and say something to you.. classic :1orglaugh

Screaming 06-08-2004 05:59 PM

ouch man, dont know what to tell you to do other then say im sorry

Jer 06-08-2004 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Holly
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

ONLY a guy could hear a story like this and his first thought be "...but was the girl hot?"

That was exactly my first thought.

Jer 06-08-2004 06:02 PM

Something like that will happen to me soon. I don't speak, I scream. :(

Pipecrew 06-08-2004 06:15 PM

god damn, now the guy is driving back and forth with his super loud boat, just in spite, i know it....

CDSmith 06-08-2004 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pipecrew
god damn, now the guy is driving back and forth with his super loud boat, just in spite, i know it....
Then you know what must be done. :Graucho


Go make your move man. Take wine and a camera. Post pics.

tranza 06-08-2004 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JaceXXX
was she hot? if she was that makes it ten times worse
Lol... :1orglaugh

BVF 06-08-2004 06:25 PM

FUCK EM!

Mr. Marks 06-08-2004 07:40 PM

jesus fuckin christ. apologize. you might need help when somebody robs your place or something. haha!


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