Pipecrew

I was out on my balcony with a friend talking trash about this guys boat that docks like 200 feet from my place, just ripping into it, because it's a piece of shit wannabe race boat..

I'am like "I see him out everyday waxing that piece of shit, and if it was mine, I'd just sink it and collect the insurance"

we were laughing, and my friend was like "It's soo loud" and I was like, "Yeah, you know white trash, always suping up there boat"


So my neighbor below comes out with his girlfriend, I guess they heard everything, and we were just chatting it up, so all of a sudden, she's like

"maybee sometime we will take you out on our boat, you know if you decide to be nice and not talk anymore shit about it"

I was dumbfounded haha