I have foot in my mouth disease!

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  • Pipecrew
    Master of Gfy.com
    • Feb 2002
    • 14888

    #1

    I have foot in my mouth disease!

    I was out on my balcony with a friend talking trash about this guys boat that docks like 200 feet from my place, just ripping into it, because it's a piece of shit wannabe race boat..

    I'am like "I see him out everyday waxing that piece of shit, and if it was mine, I'd just sink it and collect the insurance"

    we were laughing, and my friend was like "It's soo loud" and I was like, "Yeah, you know white trash, always suping up there boat"


    So my neighbor below comes out with his girlfriend, I guess they heard everything, and we were just chatting it up, so all of a sudden, she's like

    "maybee sometime we will take you out on our boat, you know if you decide to be nice and not talk anymore shit about it"

    I was dumbfounded haha
  • chri$tian
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2003
    • 2468

    #2
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    • Monique Niccole
      Confirmed User
      • Nov 2002
      • 5653

      #3
      rut ro...send them over a bundt cake....that's the neighborly thing to do

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      • freeadultcontent
        Confirmed User
        • Oct 2002
        • 9976

        #4
        Pipecrew your sig just made me spit water on my keyboard.

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        • Martin
          "Assassins"
          • Dec 2001
          • 17274

          #5
          doh!

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          • Jace
            FBOP Class Of 2013
            • Jan 2004
            • 35562

            #6
            hahahaha...nice

            was she hot? if she was that makes it ten times worse

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            • Holly
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Jun 2003
              • 10017

              #7
              Originally posted by JaceXXX
              hahahaha...nice

              was she hot? if she was that makes it ten times worse


              ONLY a guy could hear a story like this and his first thought be "...but was the girl hot?"
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              • Phoenix
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                • Nov 2002
                • 35475

                #8
                ah that sucks....send them a gift, with a small note saying sorry
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                • CDSmith
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • May 2001
                  • 51460

                  #9
                  Next time that guy is out there waxing his boat, climb down onto their balconey and bang the shit out of his girlfriend.


                  That's the only cure I know for foot-in-mouth disease.
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                  • StuartD
                    Sofa King Band
                    • Jul 2002
                    • 29903

                    #10
                    Hahaha... slight "oops"

                    Oh well, at least now you have met your neighbors
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                    • C_U_Next_Tuesday
                      WW4L
                      • Oct 2002
                      • 10581

                      #11
                      at least they had the balls to come out and say something to you.. classic

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                      • Screaming
                        I can change this!!!!!
                        • Feb 2004
                        • 18972

                        #12
                        ouch man, dont know what to tell you to do other then say im sorry

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                        • Jer
                          God is Brazilian
                          • Feb 2001
                          • 10601

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Holly


                          ONLY a guy could hear a story like this and his first thought be "...but was the girl hot?"
                          That was exactly my first thought.

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                          • Jer
                            God is Brazilian
                            • Feb 2001
                            • 10601

                            #14
                            Something like that will happen to me soon. I don't speak, I scream.

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                            • Pipecrew
                              Master of Gfy.com
                              • Feb 2002
                              • 14888

                              #15
                              god damn, now the guy is driving back and forth with his super loud boat, just in spite, i know it....

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                              • CDSmith
                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                • May 2001
                                • 51460

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Pipecrew
                                god damn, now the guy is driving back and forth with his super loud boat, just in spite, i know it....
                                Then you know what must be done.


                                Go make your move man. Take wine and a camera. Post pics.
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                                • tranza
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                                  • Jun 2003
                                  • 57559

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by JaceXXX
                                  was she hot? if she was that makes it ten times worse
                                  Lol...
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                                  • BVF
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                                    • Jan 2002
                                    • 13975

                                    #18
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                                    • Mr. Marks
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jun 2001
                                      • 7517

                                      #19
                                      jesus fuckin christ. apologize. you might need help when somebody robs your place or something. haha!

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