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Babagirls · 02-11-2001, 03:38 AM

My favorite is ;

"Nice legs! What time do they open?"

Pazz · 02-11-2001, 04:48 AM

I don't want to give the game away, telling all my secrets but here are a few:

If I were a lost puppy, would you let me follow you home?

Is that a ladder in your stocking or a stairway to heaven?

If beauty were equivalent to brightness, your face would be the sun in a world full of candles.

If you were a tear in my eye... I'd never cry, for fear that I'd lose you!

Motion for her to come over (with the come hither) When she comes over, say: I knew if I fingered you, you'd cum

I lost my teddybear, so will you spend the night with me?

Is your daddy a theif? (Why?) Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

Do you want to fuck or do I owe you an appology?

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I used to hate computers until one went down on me

chass · 02-11-2001, 10:14 AM

Hey babe, I got a fat hammer....wanna screw?

xtconline · 02-11-2001, 12:28 PM

You: Hi, would you like to dance?

Her: No thank you.

You: I'm sorry you misunderstood me I said, you look fat in those pants.

Slick · 02-11-2001, 01:48 PM

Hey, I have a couple of lines that pick up chicks. Here they are -

I post messages on the GoFuckYourself board. (this one works 99% of the time)

Hey babe, I know Lensman (This one gets them EVERY time, you should try it)

he he he
Slick

Babagirls · 02-11-2001, 05:09 PM

XTCONLINE....i LOVED yours! LMAO! I about fell out of my chair laughing!!

LOL

hottshot · 02-11-2001, 11:11 PM

best line
did you get hurt from the fall
(she gives you a crazy look and says I didn't fall)

then reply with as pretty as you are you must of fallen from heaven !

Jamdin · 02-11-2001, 11:38 PM

My favorite ones include:
1) I'm a poet & I can make ode to you.
2) A rose cannot compare to a beauty such as you.
3) My heart is blue because I'm without you.
4) I'm addicted to your eyes.
5) Seeing you sets my soul soaring to heaven.
6) A lady like you should never be sitting alone.

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Moongem Erotica Moongem Fiction

my6com · 02-11-2001, 11:56 PM

Im an adult webmaster with 100 000+ impressions a day, wanna fuck?

doesn't work wery well but thats my best one hehe

my6

longhair · 02-12-2001, 11:13 AM

(When a lady enters the room looking for a place to sit)

"Oh here miss, let me clear you a place to sit" and then I rub my face like I'm clearing it off.

or "Mmmm, I'll bet you don't smell like sweat socks!"

02-11-2001, 03:38 AM	#1
Babagirls Text Writer Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 18,812	your best pick up line! My favorite is ; "Nice legs! What time do they open?"

02-11-2001, 04:48 AM	#2
Pazz Registered User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Down Under Posts: 27	I don't want to give the game away, telling all my secrets but here are a few: If I were a lost puppy, would you let me follow you home? Is that a ladder in your stocking or a stairway to heaven? If beauty were equivalent to brightness, your face would be the sun in a world full of candles. If you were a tear in my eye... I'd never cry, for fear that I'd lose you! Motion for her to come over (with the come hither) When she comes over, say: I knew if I fingered you, you'd cum I lost my teddybear, so will you spend the night with me? Is your daddy a theif? (Why?) Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes. If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? Do you want to fuck or do I owe you an appology? ------------------ *I used to hate computers until one went down on me*

02-11-2001, 10:14 AM	#3
chass Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Alamo City Posts: 498	Hey babe, I got a fat hammer....wanna screw?

02-11-2001, 12:28 PM	#4
xtconline Registered User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Lansing, Michigan Posts: 16	You: Hi, would you like to dance? Her: No thank you. You: I'm sorry you misunderstood me I said, you look fat in those pants.

02-11-2001, 01:48 PM	#5
Slick Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Houghton, MI Posts: 7,338	Hey, I have a couple of lines that pick up chicks. Here they are - I post messages on the GoFuckYourself board. (this one works 99% of the time) Hey babe, I know Lensman (This one gets them EVERY time, you should try it) he he he Slick

02-11-2001, 05:09 PM	#6
Babagirls Text Writer Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 18,812	XTCONLINE....i LOVED yours! LMAO! I about fell out of my chair laughing!! LOL

02-11-2001, 11:11 PM	#7
hottshot Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: AZ Posts: 900	best line did you get hurt from the fall (she gives you a crazy look and says I didn't fall) then reply with as pretty as you are you must of fallen from heaven !

02-11-2001, 11:38 PM	#8
Jamdin Registered User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Kansas Posts: 3,560	My favorite ones include: 1) I'm a poet & I can make ode to you. 2) A rose cannot compare to a beauty such as you. 3) My heart is blue because I'm without you. 4) I'm addicted to your eyes. 5) Seeing you sets my soul soaring to heaven. 6) A lady like you should never be sitting alone. ------------------ Moongem Erotica Moongem Fiction

02-11-2001, 11:56 PM	#9
my6com Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Sweden Posts: 187	Im an adult webmaster with 100 000+ impressions a day, wanna fuck? doesn't work wery well but thats my best one hehe my6

02-12-2001, 11:13 AM	#10
longhair Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: California Posts: 198	(When a lady enters the room looking for a place to sit) "Oh here miss, let me clear you a place to sit" and then I rub my face like I'm clearing it off. or "Mmmm, I'll bet you don't smell like sweat socks!"