your best pick up line!
 

My favorite is ;

"Nice legs! What time do they open?"

I don't want to give the game away, telling all my secrets but here are a few:

If I were a lost puppy, would you let me follow you home?

Is that a ladder in your stocking or a stairway to heaven?

If beauty were equivalent to brightness, your face would be the sun in a world full of candles.

If you were a tear in my eye... I'd never cry, for fear that I'd lose you!

Motion for her to come over (with the come hither) When she comes over, say: I knew if I fingered you, you'd cum

I lost my teddybear, so will you spend the night with me?

Is your daddy a theif? (Why?) Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

Do you want to fuck or do I owe you an appology?



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I used to hate computers until one went down on me

Hey babe, I got a fat hammer....wanna screw?

You: Hi, would you like to dance?

Her: No thank you.

You: I'm sorry you misunderstood me I said, you look fat in those pants. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif

Hey, I have a couple of lines that pick up chicks. Here they are -

I post messages on the GoFuckYourself board. (this one works 99% of the time)

Hey babe, I know Lensman (This one gets them EVERY time, you should try it)

he he he
Slick

XTCONLINE....i LOVED yours! LMAO! I about fell out of my chair laughing!! http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/biggrin.gif LOL

best line
did you get hurt from the fall
(she gives you a crazy look and says I didn't fall)

then reply with as pretty as you are you must of fallen from heaven !

My favorite ones include:
1) I'm a poet & I can make ode to you.
2) A rose cannot compare to a beauty such as you.
3) My heart is blue because I'm without you.
4) I'm addicted to your eyes.
5) Seeing you sets my soul soaring to heaven.
6) A lady like you should never be sitting alone.

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Moongem Erotica Moongem Fiction

Im an adult webmaster with 100 000+ impressions a day, wanna fuck?

doesn't work wery well but thats my best one hehe

my6

(When a lady enters the room looking for a place to sit)

"Oh here miss, let me clear you a place to sit" and then I rub my face like I'm clearing it off. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif

or "Mmmm, I'll bet you don't smell like sweat socks!"