My favorite is ;
"Nice legs! What time do they open?"
"Nice legs! What time do they open?"
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I don't want to give the game away, telling all my secrets but here are a few:
If I were a lost puppy, would you let me follow you home?
Is that a ladder in your stocking or a stairway to heaven?
If beauty were equivalent to brightness, your face would be the sun in a world full of candles.
If you were a tear in my eye... I'd never cry, for fear that I'd lose you!
Motion for her to come over (with the come hither) When she comes over, say: I knew if I fingered you, you'd cum
I lost my teddybear, so will you spend the night with me?
Is your daddy a theif? (Why?) Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
Do you want to fuck or do I owe you an appology?
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You: Hi, would you like to dance?
Her: No thank you.
You: I'm sorry you misunderstood me I said, you look fat in those pants.
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Hey, I have a couple of lines that pick up chicks. Here they are -
I post messages on the GoFuckYourself board. (this one works 99% of the time)
Hey babe, I know Lensman (This one gets them EVERY time, you should try it)
he he he
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XTCONLINE....i LOVED yours! LMAO! I about fell out of my chair laughing!!
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best line
did you get hurt from the fall
(she gives you a crazy look and says I didn't fall)
then reply with as pretty as you are you must of fallen from heaven !
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My favorite ones include:
1) I'm a poet & I can make ode to you.
2) A rose cannot compare to a beauty such as you.
3) My heart is blue because I'm without you.
4) I'm addicted to your eyes.
5) Seeing you sets my soul soaring to heaven.
6) A lady like you should never be sitting alone.
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Im an adult webmaster with 100 000+ impressions a day, wanna fuck?
doesn't work wery well but thats my best one hehe
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(When a lady enters the room looking for a place to sit)
"Oh here miss, let me clear you a place to sit" and then I rub my face like I'm clearing it off.
or "Mmmm, I'll bet you don't smell like sweat socks!"Get the new single "Brand New World"!
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