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I don't want to give the game away, telling all my secrets but here are a few:
If I were a lost puppy, would you let me follow you home?
Is that a ladder in your stocking or a stairway to heaven?
If beauty were equivalent to brightness, your face would be the sun in a world full of candles.
If you were a tear in my eye... I'd never cry, for fear that I'd lose you!
Motion for her to come over (with the come hither) When she comes over, say: I knew if I fingered you, you'd cum
I lost my teddybear, so will you spend the night with me?
Is your daddy a theif? (Why?) Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
Do you want to fuck or do I owe you an appology?
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I used to hate computers until one went down on me
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