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titmowse · 02-03-2001, 10:17 PM

Maybe I've been without a man too long, but does this thing look porno to you?

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Dafey · 02-03-2001, 10:36 PM

now that you mention it...yeah it does. :O

titmowse · 02-03-2001, 10:39 PM

Ahhh...I knew it wasn't just me

Rip · 02-03-2001, 10:51 PM

titmouse you need This

I heard all the wetlands staff has to ride one of these while doing their job interviews, just ask tuffruff, he has a job there

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titmowse · 02-03-2001, 11:03 PM

As tempting as that contraption looks (not), I would rather have the real thing. Until then, I'll make do with my fingers and fueling my frustrations into nasty porn stories. Who knows, if the dry spell keeps up, I may finish my porn novel.

Ahh, celibacy. That's what I get for having too much sex when I was young.

tit

jill · 02-03-2001, 11:17 PM

OK... what the heck is that thing?

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titmowse · 02-03-2001, 11:25 PM

Jill:

It's some washing machine thingy from TIDE. Or what Madison Avenue calls:

M-A-R-K-E-T-I-N-G

Rip · 02-03-2001, 11:28 PM

Hey if you click here you can even buy used machines

jill, it's a ride 'em cowgirl if you know what I mean

Like This

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titmowse · 02-03-2001, 11:33 PM

Gee Rippie, I only play with used machines. Virgins are a guy thing.

Hell, I am surrounded by gorgeous college boys every day. I think I have just gotten real damned picky. It's John Cusack or no man...:0}

Rip · 02-04-2001, 12:25 AM

Hmmm... maybe you should goto one of these webmaster conventions titmouse

you might find the pervert of your dreams

titmowse · 02-04-2001, 12:38 AM

JOHN CUSACK is a porno webmaster?!?!?

Actually, I hear he has a thing for sniffing armpits. Funny thing is, after all I've seen in this biz, pit-sniffing seems normal.

Someday I'll get to a convention Rippie.

Maybe friggin web-legal will finally update their friggin data-base so I can start selling my stories there. Then I can afford to go to a convention. Sheesh, I know they are busy, but damn, I sent them all the paperwork and stuff a month ago and they STILL ain't got me set up to sell....grrr.

I'm tired of taking pics of my booty. I want to sit in cafes and write porn Bobdammit!!! Is that so wrong?

my my...that came outta nowhere

OzKaNoz · 02-04-2001, 01:04 AM

Tit
Have you contacted Dave Clark at Web Legal about your stuff?

Oz

titmowse · 02-04-2001, 01:13 AM

Yes, OZ. I have. I called them even and I emailed my stories to the other guy. I forget his name. I was told they were real busy. I got an email from Dave over a week ago saying he would look for my paperwork and stuff...I will email him again if I don't hear nuthin soon. I don't want to be a pest. But shit...I am so hot to sell my stuff. I'm dying here

Dafey · 02-04-2001, 03:26 AM

When Arm pit sniffing seams normal,its TIME to take a break....hahaha

titmowse · 02-04-2001, 03:23 PM

That may be true Dafey, but we're talking about John Cusack...John Cusack...sigh

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Clovis · 02-04-2001, 03:53 PM

wifey wants me wear that thing

titmowse · 02-04-2001, 03:58 PM

Oh yes Clovis! It will look stunning on you. Please send us a pic...:0}

That thing is so, so, Frankenfurter. I can see housewives all over America kissing it before they dump it in their washers.

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02-03-2001, 10:17 PM	#1
titmowse Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: TEXAS Posts: 5,320	BONDAGE COCK!!!! Maybe I've been without a man too long, but does this thing look porno to you? ------------------ tit, Mowsebytes Porn Newsletter: Webmasters submit your sites here.

02-03-2001, 10:36 PM	#2
Dafey Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: FtWorth,TX Posts: 169	now that you mention it...yeah it does. :O

02-03-2001, 10:39 PM	#3
titmowse Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: TEXAS Posts: 5,320	Ahhh...I knew it wasn't just me

02-03-2001, 10:51 PM	#4
Rip Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: somewheres wet Posts: 1,456	titmouse you need This I heard all the wetlands staff has to ride one of these while doing their job interviews, just ask tuffruff, he has a job there ------------------ Submit Your Galleries - Jack Thumbs TGP GET LISTED INSTANTLY Now Four Great Sites to Promote including SexCreep.Com and EighteenSex.Com!

02-03-2001, 11:03 PM	#5
titmowse Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: TEXAS Posts: 5,320	As tempting as that contraption looks (not), I would rather have the real thing. Until then, I'll make do with my fingers and fueling my frustrations into nasty porn stories. Who knows, if the dry spell keeps up, I may finish my porn novel. Ahh, celibacy. That's what I get for having too much sex when I was young. tit

02-03-2001, 11:17 PM	#6
jill Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Buffalo Posts: 155	OK... what the heck is that thing? ------------------ INSTANT WEBSITE! (just add water) http://www.jills.org/free

02-03-2001, 11:25 PM	#7
titmowse Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: TEXAS Posts: 5,320	Jill: It's some washing machine thingy from TIDE. Or what Madison Avenue calls: M-A-R-K-E-T-I-N-G

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Rip Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: somewheres wet Posts: 1,456	Hey if you click here you can even buy used machines jill, it's a ride 'em cowgirl if you know what I mean Like This [This message has been edited by Rip (edited 02-03-2001).]

02-03-2001, 11:33 PM	#9
titmowse Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: TEXAS Posts: 5,320	Gee Rippie, I only play with used machines. Virgins are a guy thing. Hell, I am surrounded by gorgeous college boys every day. I think I have just gotten real damned picky. It's John Cusack or no man...:0}

02-04-2001, 12:25 AM	#10
Rip Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: somewheres wet Posts: 1,456	Hmmm... maybe you should goto one of these webmaster conventions titmouse you might find the pervert of your dreams

02-04-2001, 12:38 AM	#11
titmowse Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: TEXAS Posts: 5,320	JOHN CUSACK is a porno webmaster?!?!? Actually, I hear he has a thing for sniffing armpits. Funny thing is, after all I've seen in this biz, pit-sniffing seems normal. Someday I'll get to a convention Rippie. Maybe friggin web-legal will finally update their friggin data-base so I can start selling my stories there. Then I can afford to go to a convention. Sheesh, I know they are busy, but damn, I sent them all the paperwork and stuff a month ago and they STILL ain't got me set up to sell....grrr. I'm tired of taking pics of my booty. I want to sit in cafes and write porn Bobdammit!!! Is that so wrong? my my...that came outta nowhere

02-04-2001, 01:04 AM	#12
OzKaNoz Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Deep With In Your Mind Posts: 1,834	Tit Have you contacted Dave Clark at Web Legal about your stuff? Oz

02-04-2001, 01:13 AM	#13
titmowse Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: TEXAS Posts: 5,320	Yes, OZ. I have. I called them even and I emailed my stories to the other guy. I forget his name. I was told they were real busy. I got an email from Dave over a week ago saying he would look for my paperwork and stuff...I will email him again if I don't hear nuthin soon. I don't want to be a pest. But shit...I am so hot to sell my stuff. I'm dying here

02-04-2001, 03:26 AM	#14
Dafey Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: FtWorth,TX Posts: 169	When Arm pit sniffing seams normal,its TIME to take a break....hahaha

02-04-2001, 03:23 PM	#15
titmowse Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: TEXAS Posts: 5,320	That may be true Dafey, but we're talking about John Cusack...John Cusack...sigh ------------------ tit, Mowsebytes Porn Newsletter: Webmasters submit your sites here.

02-04-2001, 03:53 PM	#16
Clovis Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Turtle Island Posts: 412	wifey wants me wear that thing

02-04-2001, 03:58 PM	#17
titmowse Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: TEXAS Posts: 5,320	Oh yes Clovis! It will look stunning on you. Please send us a pic...:0} That thing is so, so, Frankenfurter. I can see housewives all over America kissing it before they dump it in their washers.

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firesan So Fucking Banned Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 95	I have been EATEN! http://www.stormfront.org/forum/