BONDAGE COCK!!!!
 

Maybe I've been without a man too long, but does this thing look porno to you?

http://tide.com/everything/images/4_1_tidekick_lg.gif



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now that you mention it...yeah it does. :O

Ahhh...I knew it wasn't just me

titmouse you need This

I heard all the wetlands staff has to ride one of these while doing their job interviews, just ask tuffruff, he has a job there

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As tempting as that contraption looks (not), I would rather have the real thing. Until then, I'll make do with my fingers and fueling my frustrations into nasty porn stories. Who knows, if the dry spell keeps up, I may finish my porn novel.

Ahh, celibacy. That's what I get for having too much sex when I was young.

tit

OK... what the heck is that thing?

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Jill:

It's some washing machine thingy from TIDE. Or what Madison Avenue calls:

M-A-R-K-E-T-I-N-G

Hey if you click here you can even buy used machines

jill, it's a ride 'em cowgirl if you know what I mean http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/wink.gif

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[This message has been edited by Rip (edited 02-03-2001).]

Gee Rippie, I only play with used machines. Virgins are a guy thing.

Hell, I am surrounded by gorgeous college boys every day. I think I have just gotten real damned picky. It's John Cusack or no man...:0}

Hmmm... maybe you should goto one of these webmaster conventions titmouse http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/wink.gif

you might find the pervert of your dreams http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/biggrin.gif

JOHN CUSACK is a porno webmaster?!?!?

Actually, I hear he has a thing for sniffing armpits. Funny thing is, after all I've seen in this biz, pit-sniffing seems normal.

Someday I'll get to a convention Rippie.

Maybe friggin web-legal will finally update their friggin data-base so I can start selling my stories there. Then I can afford to go to a convention. Sheesh, I know they are busy, but damn, I sent them all the paperwork and stuff a month ago and they STILL ain't got me set up to sell....grrr.

I'm tired of taking pics of my booty. I want to sit in cafes and write porn Bobdammit!!! Is that so wrong?

my my...that came outta nowhere

Tit
Have you contacted Dave Clark at Web Legal about your stuff?

Oz

Yes, OZ. I have. I called them even and I emailed my stories to the other guy. I forget his name. I was told they were real busy. I got an email from Dave over a week ago saying he would look for my paperwork and stuff...I will email him again if I don't hear nuthin soon. I don't want to be a pest. But shit...I am so hot to sell my stuff. I'm dying here

When Arm pit sniffing seams normal,its TIME to take a break....hahaha

That may be true Dafey, but we're talking about John Cusack...John Cusack...sigh

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wifey wants me wear that thing

Oh yes Clovis! It will look stunning on you. Please send us a pic...:0}

That thing is so, so, Frankenfurter. I can see housewives all over America kissing it before they dump it in their washers.

I have been EATEN!

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