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JOHN CUSACK is a porno webmaster?!?!?
Actually, I hear he has a thing for sniffing armpits. Funny thing is, after all I've seen in this biz, pit-sniffing seems normal.
Someday I'll get to a convention Rippie.
Maybe friggin web-legal will finally update their friggin data-base so I can start selling my stories there. Then I can afford to go to a convention. Sheesh, I know they are busy, but damn, I sent them all the paperwork and stuff a month ago and they STILL ain't got me set up to sell....grrr.
I'm tired of taking pics of my booty. I want to sit in cafes and write porn Bobdammit!!! Is that so wrong?
my my...that came outta nowhere
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