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**Dafey** · 02-03-2001, 08:36 PM

now that you mention it...yeah it does. :O

**titmowse** · 02-03-2001, 08:39 PM

Ahhh...I knew it wasn't just me

**Rip** · 02-03-2001, 08:51 PM

titmouse you need This

I heard all the wetlands staff has to ride one of these while doing their job interviews, just ask tuffruff, he has a job there

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**titmowse** · 02-03-2001, 09:03 PM

As tempting as that contraption looks (not), I would rather have the real thing. Until then, I'll make do with my fingers and fueling my frustrations into nasty porn stories. Who knows, if the dry spell keeps up, I may finish my porn novel.

Ahh, celibacy. That's what I get for having too much sex when I was young.

tit

**jill** · 02-03-2001, 09:17 PM

OK... what the heck is that thing?

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**titmowse** · 02-03-2001, 09:25 PM

Jill:

It's some washing machine thingy from TIDE. Or what Madison Avenue calls:

M-A-R-K-E-T-I-N-G

**Rip** · 02-03-2001, 09:28 PM

Hey if you click here you can even buy used machines

jill, it's a ride 'em cowgirl if you know what I mean

Like This

[This message has been edited by Rip (edited 02-03-2001).]

**titmowse** · 02-03-2001, 09:33 PM

Gee Rippie, I only play with used machines. Virgins are a guy thing.

Hell, I am surrounded by gorgeous college boys every day. I think I have just gotten real damned picky. It's John Cusack or no man...:0}

**Rip** · 02-03-2001, 10:25 PM

Hmmm... maybe you should goto one of these webmaster conventions titmouse

you might find the pervert of your dreams

**titmowse** · 02-03-2001, 10:38 PM

JOHN CUSACK is a porno webmaster?!?!?

Actually, I hear he has a thing for sniffing armpits. Funny thing is, after all I've seen in this biz, pit-sniffing seems normal.

Someday I'll get to a convention Rippie.

Maybe friggin web-legal will finally update their friggin data-base so I can start selling my stories there. Then I can afford to go to a convention. Sheesh, I know they are busy, but damn, I sent them all the paperwork and stuff a month ago and they STILL ain't got me set up to sell....grrr.

I'm tired of taking pics of my booty. I want to sit in cafes and write porn Bobdammit!!! Is that so wrong?

my my...that came outta nowhere

**OzKaNoz** · 02-03-2001, 11:04 PM

Tit
Have you contacted Dave Clark at Web Legal about your stuff?

Oz

**titmowse** · 02-03-2001, 11:13 PM

Yes, OZ. I have. I called them even and I emailed my stories to the other guy. I forget his name. I was told they were real busy. I got an email from Dave over a week ago saying he would look for my paperwork and stuff...I will email him again if I don't hear nuthin soon. I don't want to be a pest. But shit...I am so hot to sell my stuff. I'm dying here

**Dafey** · 02-04-2001, 01:26 AM

When Arm pit sniffing seams normal,its TIME to take a break....hahaha

**titmowse** · 02-04-2001, 01:23 PM

That may be true Dafey, but we're talking about John Cusack...John Cusack...sigh

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**Clovis** · 02-04-2001, 01:53 PM

wifey wants me wear that thing

**titmowse** · 02-04-2001, 01:58 PM

Oh yes Clovis! It will look stunning on you. Please send us a pic...:0}

That thing is so, so, Frankenfurter. I can see housewives all over America kissing it before they dump it in their washers.

**firesan** · 12-13-2003, 02:41 AM

I have been EATEN!

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