New girlfirend doesn't know I peddle porn! - GoFuckYourself.com

BruceBighorn · 06-01-2004, 11:18 PM

Yeah, she's hot. But know's nothing about my side gay porn operation. When do I tell her?

wdsguy · 06-01-2004, 11:21 PM

When she finds gay porn on your comp

BruceBighorn · 06-01-2004, 11:23 PM

That's when my ex-roommate (a girl) found out. I was sitting at my porn thrown, when she came it and saw "Big latin's 9" as the minimized window. I had some explaining to do at that point. Then she decided to not pay bills anymore, bitch.

EviLGuY · 06-01-2004, 11:23 PM

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Originally posted by wdsguy
When she finds gay porn on your comp

Yeah.. let her look through it.. get all worked up, then tell her your NOT gay you just sell it. She should be alright with it then.

Tempest · 06-01-2004, 11:26 PM

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Originally posted by BruceBighorn
Yeah, she's hot. But know's nothing about my side gay porn operation. When do I tell her?

Before she becomes your GF. You know. When you're doing all that talking stuff about who you are, what you do etc.

herbal logic · 06-01-2004, 11:28 PM

i say, punch her in the throat.

Ironhorse · 06-01-2004, 11:28 PM

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Originally posted by Tempest
Before she becomes your GF. You know. When you're doing all that talking stuff about who you are, what you do etc.

You mean while you're slipping on the condom?

BruceBighorn · 06-01-2004, 11:29 PM

I'm pretending to be a 7th grade teacher in the meantime, with an english accent. I think i may be fucked.

Tempest · 06-01-2004, 11:32 PM

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Originally posted by Ironhorse
You mean while you're slipping on the condom?

That's exactly when I meant. Oh! Silly me. I misread it. I forgot that GF meant "one night stand".

pure energy · 06-01-2004, 11:32 PM

How about posting her pic in here for us to see?

BruceBighorn · 06-01-2004, 11:35 PM

PS- She's sleeping in my bed downstairs right now and i snuck out for some beers, porn and gfy. She also doesn't know i'm a stupid drunk asshole. Is this recoverable?

Ironhorse · 06-01-2004, 11:35 PM

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Originally posted by Tempest
That's exactly when I meant. Oh! Silly me. I misread it. I forgot that GF meant "one night stand".

No problem, you'll figure it out eventually.

Tempest · 06-01-2004, 11:35 PM

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Originally posted by BruceBighorn
I'm pretending to be a 7th grade teacher in the meantime, with an english accent. I think i may be fucked.

You very may well be. Or you could do what EviLGuy said. Some women really get off on seeing a couple guys doing it. Course then she'll probably always be preasuring you to "just try it... for meeeeeee."

Ironhorse · 06-01-2004, 11:36 PM

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Originally posted by BruceBighorn
PS- She's sleeping in my bed downstairs right now and i snuck out for some beers, porn and gfy. She also doesn't know i'm a stupid drunk asshole. Is this recoverable?

Just get as much action as you can while you can, she will dump your ass and fuck all your best friends when she realizes how much of a subhuman you really are

Mr. Marks · 06-01-2004, 11:41 PM

It will be your decision if your gonna tell her the truth or hide it.

BruceBighorn · 06-01-2004, 11:46 PM

Maybe I?ll let it drag on as long as possible. Setup some webcams and make it into a reality TV show called "My Girlfriend Doesn't Know I sell Gay Porn". Each week will be comprised of crazy antics and near misses of me being busted. Would it fly? OR is this something that is only funny to us (or me) scumbags?

Mr. M. Meat · 06-02-2004, 12:03 AM

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Originally posted by BruceBighorn
Yeah, she's hot. But know's nothing about my side gay porn operation. When do I tell her?

Yeah I imagine that might be awkward. Unfortunately, given my abnormally large member, my girlfriends usually assume I'm involved in the adult entertainment industry right off the bat.

pimplink · 06-02-2004, 03:18 AM

The sooner you tell her, the better!

Icy · 06-02-2004, 03:42 AM

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Originally posted by BruceBighorn
PS- She's sleeping in my bed downstairs right now and i snuck out for some beers, porn and gfy. She also doesn't know i'm a stupid drunk asshole. Is this recoverable?

No, it's not recoverable. Come on, go downstairs fast and fuck her as many times as you can, as she will leave you anyway, at least enjoy it as much as you can.

12clicks · 06-02-2004, 06:31 AM

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Originally posted by BruceBighorn
New girlfirend doesn't know I peddle porn!

so what? I don't know you peddle porn either.

ocho-ocho · 06-02-2004, 06:35 AM

tell her, then update us!

m00d · 06-02-2004, 06:36 AM

lol uh oh

Oracle Porn · 06-02-2004, 06:38 AM

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Originally posted by BruceBighorn
That's when my ex-roommate (a girl) found out. I was sitting at my porn thrown, when she came it and saw "Big latin's 9" as the minimized window. I had some explaining to do at that point. Then she decided to not pay bills anymore, bitch.

lolllllllllllll

Oracle Porn · 06-02-2004, 06:38 AM

I told a girl that im seeing that I do porn yesterday.
She didn't like it...but she accepted it and who I am and respected that I was honest with her.

Axzar · 06-02-2004, 06:39 AM

tell her, while you are peeing on her.

LadyMischief · 06-02-2004, 06:47 AM

Not another one of YOU guys! Fuck, would you people be honest with your women every now and again? If you can't tell her what you do for a living without the fear of her getting freaky and leaving her, either get out of the business or be realistic and find a girlfriend who isn't a twit.

SS396chevelleSS · 06-02-2004, 06:52 AM

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Originally posted by Oracle Porn
I told a girl that im seeing that I do porn yesterday.
She didn't like it...but she accepted it and who I am and respected that I was honest with her.

riiight

Corleone · 06-02-2004, 07:13 AM

tell her it pays your room, meal & her goldring

and she'll love your job

skinnay · 06-02-2004, 07:20 AM

next time you fuck her, get some friends to be your camera crew and walk in. you could make a "punk'd" style reality show, with a catchy closing line like "you got ass fuck'd"

Need2Know · 06-02-2004, 07:27 AM

MEGA lol

johnbosh · 06-02-2004, 07:28 AM

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Originally posted by BruceBighorn
Yeah, she's hot. But know's nothing about my side gay porn operation. When do I tell her?

lol

StarkReality · 06-02-2004, 08:19 AM

It's easy: If she really loves you, she'll stay. Never had any problems when telling my girlfriends what I do, surprisingly most were very curious about it, never experienced any bad reactions. Don't wait too long, each day you lie to her about what you are really doing makes it worse. If she leaves you, she wasn't the right one for you.

acctman · 06-02-2004, 08:21 AM

$100 bet says she finds gay porn on his computer, and thinks that he's a homo and dumps him without telling him why

pussyluver · 06-02-2004, 08:42 AM

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Originally posted by StarkReality
It's easy: If she really loves you, she'll stay. Never had any problems when telling my girlfriends what I do, surprisingly most were very curious about it, never experienced any bad reactions. Don't wait too long, each day you lie to her about what you are really doing makes it worse. If she leaves you, she wasn't the right one for you.

Or she was smart enough to leave someone that lied to her.

sugar · 06-02-2004, 09:20 AM

thats not a big deal. my boyfriend has an awesome gay site, and hey, if it makes you money, who really cares? unless she is really a prude, she'll understand

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06-01-2004, 11:23 PM	#3
BruceBighorn Registered User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 27	That's when my ex-roommate (a girl) found out. I was sitting at my porn thrown, when she came it and saw "Big latin's 9" as the minimized window. I had some explaining to do at that point. Then she decided to not pay bills anymore, bitch.

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herbal logic Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 1,172	i say, punch her in the throat.

06-01-2004, 11:29 PM	#8
BruceBighorn Registered User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 27	I'm pretending to be a 7th grade teacher in the meantime, with an english accent. I think i may be fucked.

06-01-2004, 11:35 PM	#11
BruceBighorn Registered User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 27	PS- She's sleeping in my bed downstairs right now and i snuck out for some beers, porn and gfy. She also doesn't know i'm a stupid drunk asshole. Is this recoverable?

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Mr. Marks Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Wherever I want Posts: 7,517	It will be your decision if your gonna tell her the truth or hide it.

06-01-2004, 11:46 PM	#16
BruceBighorn Registered User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 27	Maybe I?ll let it drag on as long as possible. Setup some webcams and make it into a reality TV show called "My Girlfriend Doesn't Know I sell Gay Porn". Each week will be comprised of crazy antics and near misses of me being busted. Would it fly? OR is this something that is only funny to us (or me) scumbags?

06-02-2004, 06:36 AM	#22
m00d So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2002 Location: Parts Unknown Posts: 3,129	lol uh oh

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Axzar Random Jackass Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 1,837	tell her, while you are peeing on her.

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Corleone C.R.E.A.M Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 15,262	tell her it pays your room, meal & her goldring and she'll love your job

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StarkReality Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Location: 4 8 15 16 23 42 Posts: 4,444	It's easy: If she really loves you, she'll stay. Never had any problems when telling my girlfriends what I do, surprisingly most were very curious about it, never experienced any bad reactions. Don't wait too long, each day you lie to her about what you are really doing makes it worse. If she leaves you, she wasn't the right one for you.

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acctman Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Atlanta Posts: 2,840	$100 bet says she finds gay porn on his computer, and thinks that he's a homo and dumps him without telling him why

06-02-2004, 09:20 AM	#35
sugar Registered User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: right around the corner... Posts: 61	thats not a big deal. my boyfriend has an awesome gay site, and hey, if it makes you money, who really cares? unless she is really a prude, she'll understand