New girlfirend doesn't know I peddle porn!
 

Yeah, she's hot. But know's nothing about my side gay porn operation. When do I tell her?

When she finds gay porn on your comp

That's when my ex-roommate (a girl) found out. I was sitting at my porn thrown, when she came it and saw "Big latin's 9" as the minimized window. I had some explaining to do at that point. Then she decided to not pay bills anymore, bitch.

Yeah.. let her look through it.. get all worked up, then tell her your NOT gay you just sell it. She should be alright with it then. :)

Before she becomes your GF. You know. When you're doing all that talking stuff about who you are, what you do etc. :Graucho

i say, punch her in the throat.

You mean while you're slipping on the condom?

I'm pretending to be a 7th grade teacher in the meantime, with an english accent. I think i may be fucked.

That's exactly when I meant. Oh! Silly me. I misread it. I forgot that GF meant "one night stand". :1orglaugh

How about posting her pic in here for us to see?

PS- She's sleeping in my bed downstairs right now and i snuck out for some beers, porn and gfy. She also doesn't know i'm a stupid drunk asshole. Is this recoverable?

No problem, you'll figure it out eventually.

You very may well be. Or you could do what EviLGuy said. Some women really get off on seeing a couple guys doing it. Course then she'll probably always be preasuring you to "just try it... for meeeeeee." :1orglaugh

Just get as much action as you can while you can, she will dump your ass and fuck all your best friends when she realizes how much of a subhuman you really are :1orglaugh

It will be your decision if your gonna tell her the truth or hide it.

Maybe I?ll let it drag on as long as possible. Setup some webcams and make it into a reality TV show called "My Girlfriend Doesn't Know I sell Gay Porn". Each week will be comprised of crazy antics and near misses of me being busted. Would it fly? OR is this something that is only funny to us (or me) scumbags?

Yeah I imagine that might be awkward. Unfortunately, given my abnormally large member, my girlfriends usually assume I'm involved in the adult entertainment industry right off the bat. :Graucho

The sooner you tell her, the better!

No, it's not recoverable. Come on, go downstairs fast and fuck her as many times as you can, as she will leave you anyway, at least enjoy it as much as you can.

so what? I don't know you peddle porn either.:1orglaugh

tell her, then update us!:feels-hot

lol uh oh

lolllllllllllll :1orglaugh

I told a girl that im seeing that I do porn yesterday.
She didn't like it...but she accepted it and who I am and respected that I was honest with her.

tell her, while you are peeing on her.

Not another one of YOU guys! Fuck, would you people be honest with your women every now and again? If you can't tell her what you do for a living without the fear of her getting freaky and leaving her, either get out of the business or be realistic and find a girlfriend who isn't a twit.

riiight

tell her it pays your room, meal & her goldring :) and she'll love your job

next time you fuck her, get some friends to be your camera crew and walk in. you could make a "punk'd" style reality show, with a catchy closing line like "you got ass fuck'd"

MEGA lol :glugglug

lol

It's easy: If she really loves you, she'll stay. Never had any problems when telling my girlfriends what I do, surprisingly most were very curious about it, never experienced any bad reactions. Don't wait too long, each day you lie to her about what you are really doing makes it worse. If she leaves you, she wasn't the right one for you.

$100 bet says she finds gay porn on his computer, and thinks that he's a homo and dumps him without telling him why

Or she was smart enough to leave someone that lied to her.

thats not a big deal. my boyfriend has an awesome gay site, and hey, if it makes you money, who really cares? unless she is really a prude, she'll understand