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  • BruceBighorn
    Registered User
    • Feb 2002
    • 27

    #1

    New girlfirend doesn't know I peddle porn!

    Yeah, she's hot. But know's nothing about my side gay porn operation. When do I tell her?
  • wdsguy
    Ryde or Die
    • Dec 2002
    • 19568

    #2
    When she finds gay porn on your comp

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    • BruceBighorn
      Registered User
      • Feb 2002
      • 27

      #3
      That's when my ex-roommate (a girl) found out. I was sitting at my porn thrown, when she came it and saw "Big latin's 9" as the minimized window. I had some explaining to do at that point. Then she decided to not pay bills anymore, bitch.

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      • EviLGuY
        So Fucking Banned
        • Apr 2003
        • 12745

        #4
        Originally posted by wdsguy
        When she finds gay porn on your comp
        Yeah.. let her look through it.. get all worked up, then tell her your NOT gay you just sell it. She should be alright with it then.

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        • Tempest
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • May 2004
          • 10217

          #5
          Originally posted by BruceBighorn
          Yeah, she's hot. But know's nothing about my side gay porn operation. When do I tell her?
          Before she becomes your GF. You know. When you're doing all that talking stuff about who you are, what you do etc.

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          • herbal logic
            Confirmed User
            • Feb 2004
            • 1172

            #6
            i say, punch her in the throat.

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            • Ironhorse
              Pixel Pusher
              • Nov 2002
              • 7094

              #7
              Originally posted by Tempest
              Before she becomes your GF. You know. When you're doing all that talking stuff about who you are, what you do etc.
              You mean while you're slipping on the condom?
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              • BruceBighorn
                Registered User
                • Feb 2002
                • 27

                #8
                I'm pretending to be a 7th grade teacher in the meantime, with an english accent. I think i may be fucked.

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                • Tempest
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • May 2004
                  • 10217

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Ironhorse
                  You mean while you're slipping on the condom?
                  That's exactly when I meant. Oh! Silly me. I misread it. I forgot that GF meant "one night stand".

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                  • pure energy
                    Confirmed User
                    • Apr 2004
                    • 4274

                    #10
                    How about posting her pic in here for us to see?
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                    • BruceBighorn
                      Registered User
                      • Feb 2002
                      • 27

                      #11
                      PS- She's sleeping in my bed downstairs right now and i snuck out for some beers, porn and gfy. She also doesn't know i'm a stupid drunk asshole. Is this recoverable?

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                      • Ironhorse
                        Pixel Pusher
                        • Nov 2002
                        • 7094

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Tempest
                        That's exactly when I meant. Oh! Silly me. I misread it. I forgot that GF meant "one night stand".
                        No problem, you'll figure it out eventually.
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                        • Tempest
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • May 2004
                          • 10217

                          #13
                          Originally posted by BruceBighorn
                          I'm pretending to be a 7th grade teacher in the meantime, with an english accent. I think i may be fucked.
                          You very may well be. Or you could do what EviLGuy said. Some women really get off on seeing a couple guys doing it. Course then she'll probably always be preasuring you to "just try it... for meeeeeee."

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                          • Ironhorse
                            Pixel Pusher
                            • Nov 2002
                            • 7094

                            #14
                            Originally posted by BruceBighorn
                            PS- She's sleeping in my bed downstairs right now and i snuck out for some beers, porn and gfy. She also doesn't know i'm a stupid drunk asshole. Is this recoverable?
                            Just get as much action as you can while you can, she will dump your ass and fuck all your best friends when she realizes how much of a subhuman you really are
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                            • Mr. Marks
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jun 2001
                              • 7517

                              #15
                              It will be your decision if your gonna tell her the truth or hide it.

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                              • BruceBighorn
                                Registered User
                                • Feb 2002
                                • 27

                                #16
                                Maybe I?ll let it drag on as long as possible. Setup some webcams and make it into a reality TV show called "My Girlfriend Doesn't Know I sell Gay Porn". Each week will be comprised of crazy antics and near misses of me being busted. Would it fly? OR is this something that is only funny to us (or me) scumbags?

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                                • Mr. M. Meat
                                  Registered User
                                  • Jun 2004
                                  • 31

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by BruceBighorn
                                  Yeah, she's hot. But know's nothing about my side gay porn operation. When do I tell her?
                                  Yeah I imagine that might be awkward. Unfortunately, given my abnormally large member, my girlfriends usually assume I'm involved in the adult entertainment industry right off the bat.
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                                  • pimplink
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Jun 2001
                                    • 9535

                                    #18
                                    The sooner you tell her, the better!

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                                    • Icy
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Mar 2002
                                      • 864

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by BruceBighorn
                                      PS- She's sleeping in my bed downstairs right now and i snuck out for some beers, porn and gfy. She also doesn't know i'm a stupid drunk asshole. Is this recoverable?
                                      No, it's not recoverable. Come on, go downstairs fast and fuck her as many times as you can, as she will leave you anyway, at least enjoy it as much as you can.
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                                      • 12clicks
                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                        • Jan 2001
                                        • 19813

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by BruceBighorn
                                        New girlfirend doesn't know I peddle porn!
                                        so what? I don't know you peddle porn either.
                                        I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.

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                                        • ocho-ocho
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Apr 2004
                                          • 1769

                                          #21
                                          tell her, then update us!
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                                          • m00d
                                            So Fucking Banned
                                            • May 2002
                                            • 3129

                                            #22
                                            lol uh oh

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                                            • Oracle Porn
                                              Affiliate
                                              • Oct 2002
                                              • 24433

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by BruceBighorn
                                              That's when my ex-roommate (a girl) found out. I was sitting at my porn thrown, when she came it and saw "Big latin's 9" as the minimized window. I had some explaining to do at that point. Then she decided to not pay bills anymore, bitch.
                                              lolllllllllllll


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                                              • Oracle Porn
                                                Affiliate
                                                • Oct 2002
                                                • 24433

                                                #24
                                                I told a girl that im seeing that I do porn yesterday.
                                                She didn't like it...but she accepted it and who I am and respected that I was honest with her.


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                                                • Axzar
                                                  Random Jackass
                                                  • Feb 2003
                                                  • 1837

                                                  #25
                                                  tell her, while you are peeing on her.

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                                                  • LadyMischief
                                                    Orgasms N Such!
                                                    • Sep 2002
                                                    • 18135

                                                    #26
                                                    Not another one of YOU guys! Fuck, would you people be honest with your women every now and again? If you can't tell her what you do for a living without the fear of her getting freaky and leaving her, either get out of the business or be realistic and find a girlfriend who isn't a twit.

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                                                    • SS396chevelleSS
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Mar 2004
                                                      • 1692

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Oracle Porn
                                                      I told a girl that im seeing that I do porn yesterday.
                                                      She didn't like it...but she accepted it and who I am and respected that I was honest with her.
                                                      riiight
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                                                      • Corleone
                                                        C.R.E.A.M
                                                        • Apr 2003
                                                        • 15262

                                                        #28
                                                        tell her it pays your room, meal & her goldring and she'll love your job

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                                                        • skinnay
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Apr 2004
                                                          • 2274

                                                          #29
                                                          next time you fuck her, get some friends to be your camera crew and walk in. you could make a "punk'd" style reality show, with a catchy closing line like "you got ass fuck'd"
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                                                          • Need2Know
                                                            Registered User
                                                            • Jun 2004
                                                            • 60

                                                            #30
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                                                            • johnbosh
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Aug 2002
                                                              • 8965

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by BruceBighorn
                                                              Yeah, she's hot. But know's nothing about my side gay porn operation. When do I tell her?
                                                              lol

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                                                              • StarkReality
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • May 2004
                                                                • 4444

                                                                #32
                                                                It's easy: If she really loves you, she'll stay. Never had any problems when telling my girlfriends what I do, surprisingly most were very curious about it, never experienced any bad reactions. Don't wait too long, each day you lie to her about what you are really doing makes it worse. If she leaves you, she wasn't the right one for you.

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                                                                • acctman
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                                  • 2840

                                                                  #33
                                                                  $100 bet says she finds gay porn on his computer, and thinks that he's a homo and dumps him without telling him why

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                                                                  • pussyluver
                                                                    Clueless OleMan
                                                                    • Mar 2003
                                                                    • 11009

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by StarkReality
                                                                    It's easy: If she really loves you, she'll stay. Never had any problems when telling my girlfriends what I do, surprisingly most were very curious about it, never experienced any bad reactions. Don't wait too long, each day you lie to her about what you are really doing makes it worse. If she leaves you, she wasn't the right one for you.
                                                                    Or she was smart enough to leave someone that lied to her.

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                                                                    • sugar
                                                                      Registered User
                                                                      • Aug 2003
                                                                      • 61

                                                                      #35
                                                                      thats not a big deal. my boyfriend has an awesome gay site, and hey, if it makes you money, who really cares? unless she is really a prude, she'll understand

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