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GTS Mark · 05-31-2004, 09:09 PM

Some of the campaign promises

Platform promises released by the Rhinoceros Party included:

- repealing the law of gravity

- paving the province of Manitoba to create the world's largest parking lot

- instituting illiteracy as Canada's third official language,

- tearing down the Rocky Mountains so that Albertans could see the Pacific sunset,

- building sloping bicycle paths across the country so that Canadians could "coast from coast to coast",

- annexing the United States, which would take its place as the third territory (after the Yukon and North-West Territories) in Canada's backyard, in order to raise the average national temperature,

- breeding a mosquito that would only hatch in January so that "the little buggers will freeze to death",

- turning Montreal's rue Ste-Catherine into the world's longest bowling alley,

- selling the Canadian Senate at an antique auction in California,

- painting Canada's coastal sea limits so that Canadian fish would know where they were at all times,

- counting the Thousand Islands to make sure none are missing,

- banning lousy Canadian winters.

LMAO!! Vote Rhino!!!

DH

BradM · 05-31-2004, 09:20 PM

Now if only the liberals would bring in a couple of those promises... the manitoba one sounds very good. But we need a walmart in the middle of it.

JFK · 06-01-2004, 03:05 AM

Yup, Lets annex the US

webmaster x · 06-01-2004, 03:24 AM

EviLGuY · 06-01-2004, 03:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DrinkingHard
Some of the campaign promises

Platform promises released by the Rhinoceros Party included:

- repealing the law of gravity

- paving the province of Manitoba to create the world's largest parking lot

- instituting illiteracy as Canada's third official language,

- tearing down the Rocky Mountains so that Albertans could see the Pacific sunset,

- building sloping bicycle paths across the country so that Canadians could "coast from coast to coast",

- annexing the United States, which would take its place as the third territory (after the Yukon and North-West Territories) in Canada's backyard, in order to raise the average national temperature,

- breeding a mosquito that would only hatch in January so that "the little buggers will freeze to death",

- turning Montreal's rue Ste-Catherine into the world's longest bowling alley,

- selling the Canadian Senate at an antique auction in California,

- painting Canada's coastal sea limits so that Canadian fish would know where they were at all times,

- counting the Thousand Islands to make sure none are missing,

- banning lousy Canadian winters.

LMAO!! Vote Rhino!!!

DH

LOL... sadly they seem about the best choice at the moment.

I really don't know who the hell to vote for right now.

05-31-2004, 09:09 PM	#1
GTS Mark Vrume Mark Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 20,912	Canadians Vote RHINO For This Forth Coming Election! Some of the campaign promises Platform promises released by the Rhinoceros Party included: - repealing the law of gravity - paving the province of Manitoba to create the world's largest parking lot - instituting illiteracy as Canada's third official language, - tearing down the Rocky Mountains so that Albertans could see the Pacific sunset, - building sloping bicycle paths across the country so that Canadians could "coast from coast to coast", - annexing the United States, which would take its place as the third territory (after the Yukon and North-West Territories) in Canada's backyard, in order to raise the average national temperature, - breeding a mosquito that would only hatch in January so that "the little buggers will freeze to death", - turning Montreal's rue Ste-Catherine into the world's longest bowling alley, - selling the Canadian Senate at an antique auction in California, - painting Canada's coastal sea limits so that Canadian fish would know where they were at all times, - counting the Thousand Islands to make sure none are missing, - banning lousy Canadian winters. LMAO!! Vote Rhino!!! DH

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05-31-2004, 09:20 PM	#2
BradM Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: 1123,6536,5231 Posts: 3,397	Now if only the liberals would bring in a couple of those promises... the manitoba one sounds very good. But we need a walmart in the middle of it.