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Originally posted by DrinkingHard
Some of the campaign promises
Platform promises released by the Rhinoceros Party included:
- repealing the law of gravity
- paving the province of Manitoba to create the world's largest parking lot
- instituting illiteracy as Canada's third official language,
- tearing down the Rocky Mountains so that Albertans could see the Pacific sunset,
- building sloping bicycle paths across the country so that Canadians could "coast from coast to coast",
- annexing the United States, which would take its place as the third territory (after the Yukon and North-West Territories) in Canada's backyard, in order to raise the average national temperature,
- breeding a mosquito that would only hatch in January so that "the little buggers will freeze to death",
- turning Montreal's rue Ste-Catherine into the world's longest bowling alley,
- selling the Canadian Senate at an antique auction in California,
- painting Canada's coastal sea limits so that Canadian fish would know where they were at all times,
- counting the Thousand Islands to make sure none are missing,
- banning lousy Canadian winters.
LMAO!! Vote Rhino!!!
DH
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LOL... sadly they seem about the best choice at the moment.
I really don't know who the hell to vote for right now.