GTS Mark

Some of the campaign promises

Platform promises released by the Rhinoceros Party included:

- repealing the law of gravity

- paving the province of Manitoba to create the world's largest parking lot

- instituting illiteracy as Canada's third official language,

- tearing down the Rocky Mountains so that Albertans could see the Pacific sunset,

- building sloping bicycle paths across the country so that Canadians could "coast from coast to coast",

- annexing the United States, which would take its place as the third territory (after the Yukon and North-West Territories) in Canada's backyard, in order to raise the average national temperature,

- breeding a mosquito that would only hatch in January so that "the little buggers will freeze to death",

- turning Montreal's rue Ste-Catherine into the world's longest bowling alley,

- selling the Canadian Senate at an antique auction in California,

- painting Canada's coastal sea limits so that Canadian fish would know where they were at all times,

- counting the Thousand Islands to make sure none are missing,

- banning lousy Canadian winters.

LMAO!! Vote Rhino!!!

DH