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i am a lurker · 05-30-2004, 09:45 AM

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor.

Corleone · 05-30-2004, 09:45 AM

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Originally posted by Jer

yep from funny to fucked up in 5 mins

alexg · 05-30-2004, 09:47 AM

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Originally posted by Corleone
yep from funny to fucked up in 5 mins

it's i am a lurker's fault

Corleone · 05-30-2004, 09:48 AM

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Originally posted by alexg
it's i am a lurker's fault

your jokes are very offense too mate

ldinternet · 05-30-2004, 09:48 AM

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Originally posted by i am a lurker
Why did so many ****** soldiers get killed in Vietnam?

Every time someone yelled "Get down!" the ******s would jump up and start dancing.

ahahaha, shit.

spamofon · 05-30-2004, 09:49 AM

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Originally posted by alexg
A guy orders a beer at the local pub.
He says to the guy next to him: "hey, wanna hear a joke about arabs?"

the guy: "hold on, I'm an arab"

the first guy: "that's ok. I will tell it slowly"

i am not an arab

but ur jokes are very unfunny

what does it smell like shit from this thread?

because alexg is in here

i am a lurker · 05-30-2004, 09:49 AM

What do you call 10 ******s in a steam room?

Gorillas In The Mist.

donnie · 05-30-2004, 09:50 AM

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew?

a pizza doesn't scream in the oven

i am a lurker · 05-30-2004, 09:52 AM

What do you call a fag in a wheelchair?

Roll AIDS.

i am a lurker · 05-30-2004, 09:52 AM

How do you blind a Chink?

You put a windshield in front of him.

Fletch XXX · 05-30-2004, 09:52 AM

as long as people like Chris Rock make MILLIONS every day telling racist jokes, even about blacks, why do people get so offended by racist jokes?

as a kid i used to love hearing Richard Pryor records my mom had hidden from me, and have loved good black racist jokes ever since I was watching Eddie Murphy Delirious, while I CAN acknowledge the difference between a good joke and a hateful one. People make millions with these jokes everyday, while some may not agree with it, its surely entertaining.

The numbers speak for itself, Chris Rock bank account speaks for itself.

alexg · 05-30-2004, 09:52 AM

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Originally posted by Corleone
your jokes are very offense too mate

come on man, it's racist jokes

racism is offensive

MetaMan · 05-30-2004, 09:52 AM

lol that joke was fucking amazing!

have anymore?

i am a lurker · 05-30-2004, 09:54 AM

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX
as long as people like Chris Rock make MILLIONS every day telling racist jokes, even about blacks, why do people get so offended by racist jokes?

as a kid i used to love hearing Richard Pryor records my mom had hidden from me, and have loved good black racist jokes ever since I was watching Eddie Murphy Delirious, while I CAN acknowledge the difference between a good joke and a hateful one. People make millions with these jokes everyday, while some may not agree with it, its surely entertaining.

The numbers speak for itself, Chris Rock bank account speaks for itself.

PrivateEye · 05-30-2004, 09:57 AM

David Chapelle does some pretty fucked up shit but I still like him

i am a lurker · 05-30-2004, 09:57 AM

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe?

Canoes tip.

Corleone · 05-30-2004, 09:57 AM

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Originally posted by alexg
come on man, it's racist jokes

racism is offensive

hmm its a difference if you make a funny joke like jews watching porn in reverse coz they like the money back scene or if you say jews eating garbage, looking like shit or are less worth than a normal human..

i am a lurker · 05-30-2004, 09:58 AM

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Originally posted by Corleone
hmm its a difference if you make a funny joke like jews watching porn in reverse coz they like the money back scene or if you say jews eating garbage, looking like shit or are less worth than a normal human..

A young ****** walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi, I'm tired of handouts, I want a job."
The man behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing. We've just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nympho daughter. You'll have to drive around in a big white Mercedes, but the suits, shirts, and ties are provided. Because of the long hours of this job, meals will also be provided and you will also be required to escort the young lady on her overseas holidays. The salary package is $200,000 a year."
The ****** said, "Ah c'mon, you're bullshitting me!"
The man behind the counter said, "Well, you started it!"

alexg · 05-30-2004, 10:00 AM

**may be a little offensive**

An american, a russian and a saudi are sitting in an airplane.

The russian gets a bottle of vodka, and pours some for himself and the american.

He then asks the Saudi: "Would you like some, too?"

The saudi: "No thanks, I will be driving soon"

i am a lurker · 05-30-2004, 10:02 AM

Why can't Stevie Wonder read?

He's black.

mcmc · 05-30-2004, 10:02 AM

sorry guys... most of these jokes are not funny at all

alexg · 05-30-2004, 10:04 AM

for all the pussies, I'm telling a joke about jews:

Q: What happens to a jew with an erection if he steps into the wall?

A: He brakes his nose

i am a lurker · 05-30-2004, 10:04 AM

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Originally posted by mcmc
sorry guys... most of these jokes are not funny at all

Why do black people lean to the middle when they drive?
They think the smell is coming from the outside.

alexg · 05-30-2004, 10:04 AM

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Originally posted by i am a lurker
Why can't Stevie Wonder read?

He's black.

i am a lurker · 05-30-2004, 10:05 AM

What was missing from the million man march?

An auctioneer.

i am a lurker · 05-30-2004, 10:06 AM

How do you know if a ****** is well hung?

If you can't fit your finger between his neck and the noose.

dougeetx · 05-30-2004, 10:11 AM

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Originally posted by i am a lurker
How do you know if a ****** is well hung?

If you can't fit your finger between his neck and the noose.

bluedevil · 05-30-2004, 10:16 AM

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Originally posted by Corleone
Why is it that Jews like to watch pornos in reverse?
They like the part when the hooker gives the money back.

HARHAR HARARAR

omg

sexyclicks · 05-30-2004, 10:18 AM

CheeseFrog · 05-30-2004, 10:19 AM

Funny how people don't say shit about the jew/arab/chink/mexican jokes... but the moment somebody mentions a black joke, watch out now.

xNetworx · 05-30-2004, 11:09 AM

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Originally posted by donnie
What has a big nose, stinks, and acts like a repulsive jerk?
The typical Jew.

And who are you?

EZRhino · 05-30-2004, 11:11 AM

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Originally posted by Corleone
some jokes are too offense

Hell no .,.................. keep em coming

DarkJedi · 05-30-2004, 11:39 AM

Q: Why did they invet white chocolate ?

A: So nigga kids could get dirty too.

yuvalus · 05-30-2004, 11:56 AM

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Originally posted by Jer

alexg · 05-30-2004, 12:01 PM

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Originally posted by yuvalus

eze mechoar ata

yuvalus · 05-30-2004, 12:03 PM

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Originally posted by alexg
eze mechoar ata

You sexy jew!

MAGNET · 05-30-2004, 12:04 PM

What do you throw a drowning Arab?

His wife and kids!

twistyneck · 05-30-2004, 12:16 PM

A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "Hey that's pretty cool, where did you get it?" The parrot says, "Africa, there's millions of 'em."

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Fletch XXX GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: that 504 Posts: 60,840	as long as people like Chris Rock make MILLIONS every day telling racist jokes, even about blacks, why do people get so offended by racist jokes? as a kid i used to love hearing Richard Pryor records my mom had hidden from me, and have loved good black racist jokes ever since I was watching Eddie Murphy Delirious, while I CAN acknowledge the difference between a good joke and a hateful one. People make millions with these jokes everyday, while some may not agree with it, its surely entertaining. The numbers speak for itself, Chris Rock bank account speaks for itself. __________________ Want an Android App for your tube, membership, or free site? Need banners or promo material? Hit us up (ICQ Fletch: 148841377) or email me fletchxxx at gmail.com - recent work - About me

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alexg IL4L.com Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Israel - ICQ: 162136565 Posts: 11,287	may be a little offensive An american, a russian and a saudi are sitting in an airplane. The russian gets a bottle of vodka, and pours some for himself and the american. He then asks the Saudi: "Would you like some, too?" The saudi: "No thanks, I will be driving soon" __________________ Find fuck buddies in your area!

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twistyneck So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hanging by the neck until dead. Posts: 4,660	A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "Hey that's pretty cool, where did you get it?" The parrot says, "Africa, there's millions of 'em."