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What's that disgusting think the camel has on it's back?
an arab
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i was going to say juicy
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Why is it that Jews like to watch pornos in reverse?
They like the part when the hooker gives the money back. HARHAR HARARAR:Graucho |
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racist joke threads ALWAYS get bookmarked
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OMG!! LOL! :1orglaugh |
Jewish telegram:
"Begin worrying. Details to follow." |
Why does a Jew pick his nose?
It's cheaper than using a tissue. |
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Why does the Jew do after one of his friends leaves?
He checks the sofa for loose change. |
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What has a big nose, stinks, and acts like a repulsive jerk?
The typical Jew. |
A muslim terrorist hijacked a big ship
he asked for a million dollars, and a parachute |
what dose a ****** and an apple have in common
thay both look good hangin from a tree |
Why don't Jews eat pork?
The Torah prohibits cannibalism. |
What's the difference between a ****** and a snow tire?
A snow tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it |
an arab and a jew play basketball inside a garbage can.....who wins?
the arab, that's his home court |
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I shouldnt laugh at that, but its funny. |
What time is bed time at the Jew's house?
When electricity is too expensive. :1orglaugh |
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Damn! That was fucked up dude! I'm glad I'm black and not a ****** or I'd be pissed the fuck off! But, here's one for you! What do you call a BLACK MAN in court??? Guilty! |
Why do spics drive low-riders?
So they can cruise and pick lettuce at the same time. |
yay, lets be cool and be racist over the internet where race does not matter!
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some jokes are too offense :(
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Why do jews have big noses?
Air is free. |
Q: What did the arab child get to his birthday?
A: My bike |
How do chinks name their kids?
They throw silverware down the stairs. |
Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling?
He doesn't know he's black. |
Q: Why do arabs stink?
A: So blind people could hate them too |
Why are ******s like sperm?
Only one in a million actually work. |
What is red green yellow orange purple and pink?
A ****** dressed for church. |
What do you say to a black man in uniform?
"I'll have a Big Mac with cheese and a coke." |
i am a lurker
you're not funny |
Why do ******s walk the way they do?
Because they spent the first nine months of their lives dodging a coat hanger. |
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Ummmm...ok... It's time to lay off the "N" word dude! Going to the Church thing was a little bit overboard! |
So Fucking Banned.
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That's the last sound they hear before the white people run them over. |
Why do decent white folks shop at ****** yard sales?
To get all their stuff back. |
this thread went so wrong so fast.. :2 cents:
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Here's a good pick up line for a palestinian girl:
"Is your dad a suicide bomber? cause damn, you're a sex bomb!" |
How Did a Nigga (sorry not black - a nigga) Got into a University?
With a Crowbar! :1orglaugh |
Why did so many ****** soldiers get killed in Vietnam?
Every time someone yelled "Get down!" the ******s would jump up and start dancing. |
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Why was golf invented?
So white people get a chance to dress like blacks |
Why are so many ******s moving to Detroit?
They heard there were no jobs there. |
A guy orders a beer at the local pub.
He says to the guy next to him: "hey, wanna hear a joke about arabs?" the guy: "hold on, I'm an arab" the first guy: "that's ok. I will tell it slowly" |
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Why are there trees in Harlem?
Public transportation. |
How does a black woman fight crime?
She has an abortion. |
Why do mexicans buy Cabbage Patch dolls?
Because they come with birth certificates. |
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