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Old 05-30-2004, 09:58 AM  
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Originally posted by Corleone
hmm its a difference if you make a funny joke like jews watching porn in reverse coz they like the money back scene or if you say jews eating garbage, looking like shit or are less worth than a normal human..
A young ****** walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi, I'm tired of handouts, I want a job."
The man behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing. We've just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nympho daughter. You'll have to drive around in a big white Mercedes, but the suits, shirts, and ties are provided. Because of the long hours of this job, meals will also be provided and you will also be required to escort the young lady on her overseas holidays. The salary package is $200,000 a year."
The ****** said, "Ah c'mon, you're bullshitting me!"
The man behind the counter said, "Well, you started it!"
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