Translation needed please (not sure what language) - GoFuckYourself.com

baddog · 05-30-2004, 02:49 AM

We found this blog about my partners Sloogle Tools - but we don't know what it says. Perhaps someone can translate, ot at least tell us what language it is:

mandag, maj 10, 2004
Test ranking af søgeord med Sloogle

Mennesket er mageligt anlagt, det ligger ligesom i generne.
Hvorfor gøre noget manuelt når du kan benytte teknologien til
at gøre det til tider ensformige arbejde!

For at teste en evt placering i Google søgemaskine skal du
udfra et søgeord kunne kontrollere om ordet giver dig en topplacering
men da algoritmen er en levende organisme under konstant forandring
(konkurrencen kommer også fra nye websites)
kan det være nødvendigt at holde øje med din nuværende ranking.

Har du mange sider kan dette arbejde være yderst tidskrævende
og det er her teknologien er med til at lette dit besvær.
Download Sloogle Site Listing (Freeware basic version)

Denne version giver dig mulighed for at teste 1 domæne
og 4 keywords ad gangen.
Ingen report, ingen database, men giver dig et indblik
i hvor godt du er placeret med få udvalgte søgeord i Google.
Sloogle Site Listing Tools <http://www.sloogle.com/>

Desperate Andy · 05-30-2004, 03:05 AM

hmm...looks like something scandinavian.

edit: more likely danish language. Try to find online translators Danish -> English

lux_interior · 05-30-2004, 03:06 AM

It's Danish.

Here ya go:

monday , may 10, 2004 Test straight from seek by Sloogle The human being is comfortable fitted for , that implied equals to inconvenience. And so do anything manual catching you can be employ the technology to that do that at times ensformige jobs! To test a evt placing to Google søgemaskine shall you from a seek could go over about the word treats yourself a topplacering however when the algorithm is a lifelike organism amid constantly alteration ( the contest upcoming too from new websites ) can be that være necessitated that keep tabs on your present straight. Have you a lot of pages can be this jobs være exceedingly time-consuming and it is here the technology is by to that take off your annoyance. Downloads Sloogle Site Artful Freeware basic version ) That version treats yourself alternative to test domæne and 4 keywords by the hallways. None reporting , none data bank , however treats yourself a glimpse to where good you are placed by get picked seek to Google.

Aloha Lux

lux_interior · 05-30-2004, 03:07 AM

WTF! I've just read over that and it makes no fucking sense. These online translators are shit!

Lux

baddog · 05-30-2004, 03:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Desperate Andy
hmm...looks like something scandinavian.

yeah, I was thinking that too because there is some that would pass as German, but I know it isn't German . . .

baddog · 05-30-2004, 03:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by lux_interior
It's Danish.

Here ya go:

monday , may 10, 2004 Test straight from seek by Sloogle The human being is comfortable fitted for , that implied equals to inconvenience. And so do anything manual catching you can be employ the technology to that do that at times ensformige jobs! To test a evt placing to Google søgemaskine shall you from a seek could go over about the word treats yourself a topplacering however when the algorithm is a lifelike organism amid constantly alteration ( the contest upcoming too from new websites ) can be that være necessitated that keep tabs on your present straight. Have you a lot of pages can be this jobs være exceedingly time-consuming and it is here the technology is by to that take off your annoyance. Downloads Sloogle Site Artful Freeware basic version ) That version treats yourself alternative to test domæne and 4 keywords by the hallways. None reporting , none data bank , however treats yourself a glimpse to where good you are placed by get picked seek to Google.

Aloha Lux

I am sure (hope) something is lost in the translation

Edguy! · 05-30-2004, 03:12 AM

I think they're cussing down yo mama.

Kick their asses.

And bring me back so bacon

Danish Bacon, Danish Bacon yummy yummy yummy..

I'm gonna go get me a sarnie.

mind · 05-30-2004, 04:20 AM

hey BD, gimmie a few and ill have it for you :D

mind · 05-30-2004, 04:28 AM

Monday May 10th, 2004
Test Ranking og Google keywords
Humans are in general lazy - its almost in our genes. Why do something manually if we can use tehcnology to do sometimes boring work.

To test af ranking on google you should be able to check if a given word gives you top ranking. But since the algorithme is a living organism which constantly changes, it can be nessecary to keep an eye of your current ranking.

If you got many pages this work can be very time consuming and this is where technology can help you.

Download Sloogle Site Listing (Freeware basic version)

This version gives you the possibilty to test 1 domain and 4 keywords at a time. No reports or database, but it gives you a good insight in how well you are placed with a few given/choosen keywords in Google.
Sloogle Site Listing Tools <http://www.sloogle.com/>

If you ask me it dosent make much sense still - and it didn't in danish either lol. Anyways hit me up on ICQ if you need more help BD

baddog · 05-30-2004, 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mind
Monday May 10th, 2004
Test Ranking og Google keywords
Humans are in general lazy - its almost in our genes. Why do something manually if we can use tehcnology to do sometimes boring work.

To test af ranking on google you should be able to check if a given word gives you top ranking. But since the algorithme is a living organism which constantly changes, it can be nessecary to keep an eye of your current ranking.

If you got many pages this work can be very time consuming and this is where technology can help you.

Download Sloogle Site Listing (Freeware basic version)

This version gives you the possibilty to test 1 domain and 4 keywords at a time. No reports or database, but it gives you a good insight in how well you are placed with a few given/choosen keywords in Google.
Sloogle Site Listing Tools <http://www.sloogle.com/>

If you ask me it dosent make much sense still - and it didn't in danish either lol. Anyways hit me up on ICQ if you need more help BD

That makes perfect sense, thank you for your time and effort, it is appreciated

Doctor Dre · 05-30-2004, 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by lux_interior
It's Danish.

Here ya go:

monday , may 10, 2004 Test straight from seek by Sloogle The human being is comfortable fitted for , that implied equals to inconvenience. And so do anything manual catching you can be employ the technology to that do that at times ensformige jobs! To test a evt placing to Google søgemaskine shall you from a seek could go over about the word treats yourself a topplacering however when the algorithm is a lifelike organism amid constantly alteration ( the contest upcoming too from new websites ) can be that være necessitated that keep tabs on your present straight. Have you a lot of pages can be this jobs være exceedingly time-consuming and it is here the technology is by to that take off your annoyance. Downloads Sloogle Site Artful Freeware basic version ) That version treats yourself alternative to test domæne and 4 keywords by the hallways. None reporting , none data bank , however treats yourself a glimpse to where good you are placed by get picked seek to Google.

Aloha Lux

ROFL babel style right ???

baddog · 05-30-2004, 12:24 PM

mind, there was a new addition to that blog:

Hvis du oplever at din ranking har været ude på en rutchetur,
og du ikke længere er placeret i top 10 - 20 kan det være en god ide at forsøge at øge din linkpopularitet ved at finde sider med PR 5/10 i din kategori og udveksle link med hverandre.

For at øge odds'ne for at googlebot + yahooslurp har lettere adgang til dine link/HTML dokumenter vil jeg anbefale at du designer et spider-map.html dokument med optimerede søgeord og håbe at næste opdatering af index/database (googledance) viser at arbejdet var slidet værd.

If you don't mind, Mind

baddog · 05-30-2004, 05:48 PM

bump for mind (since I don't have his contact info) or any other Dane

mind · 05-30-2004, 06:14 PM

Ok one more for the Bad Doggy

If you experiance your ranking is out on a rollercoaster ride,
and you no longer a placed in top 10 - 20 it can be a good idea to try and increase your link popularity by finding pages with PR(?) 5/10 in your category and exchange links with some of them.

To increase the odds of a googlebot + yahooslurp gaining access to your links/HTML documents i would recommend that you design a spider-map.html document with optimized keywords and doing so you can only hope that next update of index/database (googledance) with be worth the effort.

thats about it BD - hope it usuable

and you owe me a bone or something ;)

baddog · 05-30-2004, 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mind

and you owe me a bone or something ;)

thank you. . . .how about this?

TheMob · 05-30-2004, 07:18 PM

pretty clever way to spam,

wyldblyss · 05-30-2004, 07:19 PM

Geez, I wish I had someone like mind around in every available language. I have spent so much time in the past trying to figure out what those translators spew out.

baddog · 05-30-2004, 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheMob?
pretty clever way to spam,

Yeah, I guess if that was my intent it would have been, but www.sloogle.com isn't mine

baddog · 05-30-2004, 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by wyldblyss
Geez, I wish I had someone like mind around in every available language. I have spent so much time in the past trying to figure out what those translators spew out.

GFY fills many needs, quite often

baddog · 05-30-2004, 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheMob?
pretty clever way to spam,

A clever way of spamming would be to ask mind to translate this into Danish.

05-30-2004, 02:49 AM	#1
baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089	Translation needed please (not sure what language) We found this blog about my partners Sloogle Tools - but we don't know what it says. Perhaps someone can translate, ot at least tell us what language it is: mandag, maj 10, 2004 Test ranking af søgeord med Sloogle Mennesket er mageligt anlagt, det ligger ligesom i generne. Hvorfor gøre noget manuelt når du kan benytte teknologien til at gøre det til tider ensformige arbejde! For at teste en evt placering i Google søgemaskine skal du udfra et søgeord kunne kontrollere om ordet giver dig en topplacering men da algoritmen er en levende organisme under konstant forandring (konkurrencen kommer også fra nye websites) kan det være nødvendigt at holde øje med din nuværende ranking. Har du mange sider kan dette arbejde være yderst tidskrævende og det er her teknologien er med til at lette dit besvær. Download Sloogle Site Listing (Freeware basic version) Denne version giver dig mulighed for at teste 1 domæne og 4 keywords ad gangen. Ingen report, ingen database, men giver dig et indblik i hvor godt du er placeret med få udvalgte søgeord i Google. Sloogle Site Listing Tools <http://www.sloogle.com/>

05-30-2004, 03:05 AM	#2
Desperate Andy Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Europe Posts: 150	hmm...looks like something scandinavian. edit: more likely danish language. Try to find online translators Danish -> English __________________ Serious Coin Partnership Program: 50+ exclusive niche sites. Convert your Medical, Lesbian, Nude Sports, BDSM, Femdom, CFNM Fetish traffic! Last edited by Desperate Andy; 05-30-2004 at 03:07 AM..

05-30-2004, 03:06 AM	#3
lux_interior Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Hawaii Posts: 366	It's Danish. Here ya go: monday , may 10, 2004 Test straight from seek by Sloogle The human being is comfortable fitted for , that implied equals to inconvenience. And so do anything manual catching you can be employ the technology to that do that at times ensformige jobs! To test a evt placing to Google søgemaskine shall you from a seek could go over about the word treats yourself a topplacering however when the algorithm is a lifelike organism amid constantly alteration ( the contest upcoming too from new websites ) can be that være necessitated that keep tabs on your present straight. Have you a lot of pages can be this jobs være exceedingly time-consuming and it is here the technology is by to that take off your annoyance. Downloads Sloogle Site Artful Freeware basic version ) That version treats yourself alternative to test domæne and 4 keywords by the hallways. None reporting , none data bank , however treats yourself a glimpse to where good you are placed by get picked seek to Google. Aloha Lux __________________ Join Asian Xtreme Top List Dump your links at FuckPile.com

05-30-2004, 03:07 AM	#4
lux_interior Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Hawaii Posts: 366	WTF! I've just read over that and it makes no fucking sense. These online translators are shit! Lux __________________ Join Asian Xtreme Top List Dump your links at FuckPile.com

05-30-2004, 03:12 AM	#7
Edguy! Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,126	I think they're cussing down yo mama. Kick their asses. And bring me back so bacon Danish Bacon, Danish Bacon yummy yummy yummy.. I'm gonna go get me a sarnie. __________________ porndollar.com

05-30-2004, 04:20 AM	#8
mind Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Aarhus, Denmark Posts: 1,199	hey BD, gimmie a few and ill have it for you :D __________________ MiND \| ProDesignLab.com

05-30-2004, 04:28 AM	#9
mind Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Aarhus, Denmark Posts: 1,199	Monday May 10th, 2004 Test Ranking og Google keywords Humans are in general lazy - its almost in our genes. Why do something manually if we can use tehcnology to do sometimes boring work. To test af ranking on google you should be able to check if a given word gives you top ranking. But since the algorithme is a living organism which constantly changes, it can be nessecary to keep an eye of your current ranking. If you got many pages this work can be very time consuming and this is where technology can help you. Download Sloogle Site Listing (Freeware basic version) This version gives you the possibilty to test 1 domain and 4 keywords at a time. No reports or database, but it gives you a good insight in how well you are placed with a few given/choosen keywords in Google. Sloogle Site Listing Tools <http://www.sloogle.com/> If you ask me it dosent make much sense still - and it didn't in danish either lol. Anyways hit me up on ICQ if you need more help BD __________________ MiND \| ProDesignLab.com

05-30-2004, 12:24 PM	#12
baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089	mind, there was a new addition to that blog: Hvis du oplever at din ranking har været ude på en rutchetur, og du ikke længere er placeret i top 10 - 20 kan det være en god ide at forsøge at øge din linkpopularitet ved at finde sider med PR 5/10 i din kategori og udveksle link med hverandre. For at øge odds'ne for at googlebot + yahooslurp har lettere adgang til dine link/HTML dokumenter vil jeg anbefale at du designer et spider-map.html dokument med optimerede søgeord og håbe at næste opdatering af index/database (googledance) viser at arbejdet var slidet værd. If you don't mind, Mind

05-30-2004, 05:48 PM	#13
baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089	bump for mind (since I don't have his contact info) or any other Dane

05-30-2004, 06:14 PM	#14
mind Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Aarhus, Denmark Posts: 1,199	Ok one more for the Bad Doggy If you experiance your ranking is out on a rollercoaster ride, and you no longer a placed in top 10 - 20 it can be a good idea to try and increase your link popularity by finding pages with PR(?) 5/10 in your category and exchange links with some of them. To increase the odds of a googlebot + yahooslurp gaining access to your links/HTML documents i would recommend that you design a spider-map.html document with optimized keywords and doing so you can only hope that next update of index/database (googledance) with be worth the effort. thats about it BD - hope it usuable and you owe me a bone or something ;) __________________ MiND \| ProDesignLab.com

05-30-2004, 07:18 PM	#16
TheMob Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: 2006 Posts: 8,584	pretty clever way to spam,

05-30-2004, 07:19 PM	#17
wyldblyss Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The Buck Starts Here Posts: 5,779	Geez, I wish I had someone like mind around in every available language. I have spent so much time in the past trying to figure out what those translators spew out.