Translation needed please (not sure what language)
 

We found this blog about my partners Sloogle Tools - but we don't know what it says. Perhaps someone can translate, ot at least tell us what language it is:

mandag, maj 10, 2004
Test ranking af søgeord med Sloogle

Mennesket er mageligt anlagt, det ligger ligesom i generne.
Hvorfor gøre noget manuelt når du kan benytte teknologien til
at gøre det til tider ensformige arbejde!

For at teste en evt placering i Google søgemaskine skal du
udfra et søgeord kunne kontrollere om ordet giver dig en topplacering
men da algoritmen er en levende organisme under konstant forandring
(konkurrencen kommer også fra nye websites)
kan det være nødvendigt at holde øje med din nuværende ranking.

Har du mange sider kan dette arbejde være yderst tidskrævende
og det er her teknologien er med til at lette dit besvær.
Download Sloogle Site Listing (Freeware basic version)

Denne version giver dig mulighed for at teste 1 domæne
og 4 keywords ad gangen.
Ingen report, ingen database, men giver dig et indblik
i hvor godt du er placeret med få udvalgte søgeord i Google.
Sloogle Site Listing Tools <http://www.sloogle.com/>

hmm...looks like something scandinavian.

edit: more likely danish language. Try to find online translators Danish -> English

It's Danish.

Here ya go:

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Aloha Lux

WTF! I've just read over that and it makes no fucking sense. These online translators are shit!

Lux

yeah, I was thinking that too because there is some that would pass as German, but I know it isn't German . . .

I am sure (hope) something is lost in the translation :1orglaugh

I think they're cussing down yo mama.

Kick their asses.

And bring me back so bacon

Danish Bacon, Danish Bacon yummy yummy yummy..

I'm gonna go get me a sarnie.

hey BD, gimmie a few and ill have it for you :D

Monday May 10th, 2004
Test Ranking og Google keywords
Humans are in general lazy - its almost in our genes. Why do something manually if we can use tehcnology to do sometimes boring work.

To test af ranking on google you should be able to check if a given word gives you top ranking. But since the algorithme is a living organism which constantly changes, it can be nessecary to keep an eye of your current ranking.

If you got many pages this work can be very time consuming and this is where technology can help you.

Download Sloogle Site Listing (Freeware basic version)

This version gives you the possibilty to test 1 domain and 4 keywords at a time. No reports or database, but it gives you a good insight in how well you are placed with a few given/choosen keywords in Google.
Sloogle Site Listing Tools <http://www.sloogle.com/>



If you ask me it dosent make much sense still - and it didn't in danish either lol. Anyways hit me up on ICQ if you need more help BD

That makes perfect sense, thank you for your time and effort, it is appreciated :thumbsup

ROFL babel style right ???

mind, there was a new addition to that blog:

Hvis du oplever at din ranking har været ude på en rutchetur,
og du ikke længere er placeret i top 10 - 20 kan det være en god ide at forsøge at øge din linkpopularitet ved at finde sider med PR 5/10 i din kategori og udveksle link med hverandre.

For at øge odds'ne for at googlebot + yahooslurp har lettere adgang til dine link/HTML dokumenter vil jeg anbefale at du designer et spider-map.html dokument med optimerede søgeord og håbe at næste opdatering af index/database (googledance) viser at arbejdet var slidet værd.

If you don't mind, Mind :)

bump for mind (since I don't have his contact info) or any other Dane

Ok one more for the Bad Doggy

If you experiance your ranking is out on a rollercoaster ride,
and you no longer a placed in top 10 - 20 it can be a good idea to try and increase your link popularity by finding pages with PR(?) 5/10 in your category and exchange links with some of them.

To increase the odds of a googlebot + yahooslurp gaining access to your links/HTML documents i would recommend that you design a spider-map.html document with optimized keywords and doing so you can only hope that next update of index/database (googledance) with be worth the effort.



thats about it BD - hope it usuable


and you owe me a bone or something ;)

thank you. . . .how about this?

http://209.126.180.115/6tits.jpg

pretty clever way to spam, :thumbsup

Geez, I wish I had someone like mind around in every available language. I have spent so much time in the past trying to figure out what those translators spew out.

Yeah, I guess if that was my intent it would have been, but www.sloogle.com isn't mine :)

GFY fills many needs, quite often

A clever way of spamming would be to ask mind to translate this into Danish. :1orglaugh