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Old 05-29-2004, 12:12 AM   #51
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Oh yeah, and I totally disagree with Evelyn on that whole sock-changing, grooming thing. I am more turned on by people who are not clean freaks and enjoy getting a little stink on them and smelling like a human being rather than a bar of soap. As long as a person knows how to clean-up when it's appropriate, they should know how to work up a smelly sweat when it's appropriate too. The whole mouthwash gargling and showering after every orgasm is a turn-off.
I like sweat on a man, especially when it's sex sweat! There's nothing wrong with getting dirty.

What I don't like is the smell of foot fungus rotting away on the dermis and bacteria dancing away in soiled filth. I have watched many a men shower and have seen few that wash between their toes.

When I have to booby trap the house so I can catch a pair of crusty socks that are running around with a life of their own, I get pissy.
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I like sweat on a man, especially when it's sex sweat! There's nothing wrong with getting dirty.

What I don't like is the smell of foot fungus rotting away on the dermis and bacteria dancing away in soiled filth. I have watched many a men shower and have seen few that wash between their toes.

When I have to booby trap the house so I can catch a pair of crusty socks that are running around with a life of their own, I get pissy.
hehe you get away with words quit well And I totaly agree
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Personal hygiene is the deal breaker....with focus on oral and genital. Keep your pubic hair trimmed....no one wants to floss with it!

doesn't have to be book smart, but intelligence with wit and a dry sense of humour a must.

I have been spoiled by being with a fashion hound.
No high tops with ratty jeans and stupid tee shirts.
If you are lost, pick up a copy of GQ and pick things that you can style with a fun, spiderman comic sense of style.

Dandruff drives me fukin nuts.....take care of it!!!

Know where the clit is and the g-spot.

don't wear the same socks two days in a row unless you get bi-weekly pedicures.

Yes, for me cooking is a pleasant surprise. I am quite the chef myself and doing something better than me is a turn on.

Like animals but dont ever use baby talk with me unless I've told you I like it (I don't). Liking animals shows an emotional compassion that women like.

Don't EVER compare me to an ex-girlfriend. Unless it is to tell me that I'm soo much better.

Don't walk like a pengiun and don't strut like a male lion.

Read my magazines that I leave in the bathroom and pay attention to the pages that I've dog-eared.
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I have to say my biggest turn on is when a hot guy has the "fuck me" look in his eyes

I'd rather the guy not to have tons of cologne on

hmmm 5 'o clock shadows are hot

i hate way fucking skinny guys

nice 7-8 inch cock and cut is goood

ability to fucking throw me on the bed and just fuck the hell out of me

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I like sweat on a man, especially when it's sex sweat! There's nothing wrong with getting dirty.

What I don't like is the smell of foot fungus rotting away on the dermis and bacteria dancing away in soiled filth. I have watched many a men shower and have seen few that wash between their toes.

When I have to booby trap the house so I can catch a pair of crusty socks that are running around with a life of their own, I get pissy.
I wash between my toes in the shower, but now that I think about it, I never do it when showering with my wife. But bi-weekly pedicures? Give me a break, you want to date a gay guy?
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Personal hygiene is the deal breaker....with focus on oral and genital. Keep your pubic hair trimmed....no one wants to floss with it!

doesn't have to be book smart, but intelligence with wit and a dry sense of humour a must.

I have been spoiled by being with a fashion hound.
No high tops with ratty jeans and stupid tee shirts.
If you are lost, pick up a copy of GQ and pick things that you can style with a fun, spiderman comic sense of style.

Dandruff drives me fukin nuts.....take care of it!!!

Know where the clit is and the g-spot.

don't wear the same socks two days in a row unless you get bi-weekly pedicures.

Yes, for me cooking is a pleasant surprise. I am quite the chef myself and doing something better than me is a turn on.

Like animals but dont ever use baby talk with me unless I've told you I like it (I don't). Liking animals shows an emotional compassion that women like.

Don't EVER compare me to an ex-girlfriend. Unless it is to tell me that I'm soo much better.

Don't walk like a pengiun and don't strut like a male lion.

Read my magazines that I leave in the bathroom and pay attention to the pages that I've dog-eared.
wow, how do you know me? strange and scary :-)

nice advise..that pretty much sums it up...
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I have to say my biggest turn on is when a hot guy has the "fuck me" look in his eyes

I'd rather the guy not to have tons of cologne on

hmmm 5 'o clock shadows are hot

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nice 7-8 inch cock and cut is goood

ability to fucking throw me on the bed and just fuck the hell out of me

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i noticed you mentioned fucking you twice? :-) horny?
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Personal hygiene is the deal breaker....with focus on oral and genital. Keep your pubic hair trimmed....no one wants to floss with it!

doesn't have to be book smart, but intelligence with wit and a dry sense of humour a must.

I have been spoiled by being with a fashion hound.
No high tops with ratty jeans and stupid tee shirts.
If you are lost, pick up a copy of GQ and pick things that you can style with a fun, spiderman comic sense of style.

Dandruff drives me fukin nuts.....take care of it!!!

Know where the clit is and the g-spot.

don't wear the same socks two days in a row unless you get bi-weekly pedicures.

Yes, for me cooking is a pleasant surprise. I am quite the chef myself and doing something better than me is a turn on.

Like animals but dont ever use baby talk with me unless I've told you I like it (I don't). Liking animals shows an emotional compassion that women like.

Don't EVER compare me to an ex-girlfriend. Unless it is to tell me that I'm soo much better.

Don't walk like a pengiun and don't strut like a male lion.

Read my magazines that I leave in the bathroom and pay attention to the pages that I've dog-eared.
Personal hygiene - check
intelligence - check
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Dandruff - check
Clit - double check
lots of socks - check
cooking - I prefer going to resturants
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But bi-weekly pedicures? Give me a break, you want to date a gay guy?

No, I don't expect guys to get pedicures that often, or even at all if they take care of their feet.

I only meant that unless your feet are kept clean and the bacteria colony is in check, don't ravage a pair of socks one day and then use them consecutively for three days in a row.
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For me it's definately a combination. Yeah, looks matter to a degree, I like nice eyes, a good smile. A guy with a sense of humor, who can make me laugh,but isn't a class clown. Willing to try new things,go to new places. Someone who will embrace the fact that I enjoy being a tomboy, but also want to be a girlie girl once in a while as well.
I think I lucked out with my husband!
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Personal hygiene - check
intelligence - check
fashionable - check
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Clit - double check
lots of socks - check
cooking - I prefer going to resturants
animals - ahhh whatever
ex-gf - check
walk - I walk sexxxy
read your magazines - HELLLLL NO!
For one thing, I don't read girlie magazines.

In my bathroom you will find:

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Psychology Today
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Architectural Digest
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And if I've marked a specific article, it is because I know you and I know that you would like it or it has something to do with what you are interested in.

And I don't really 'dog ear' either.....I use little pink post-its
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I only meant that unless your feet are kept clean and the bacteria colony is in check, don't ravage a pair of socks one day and then use them consecutively for three days in a row.
What if the guy doesn't wear socks?
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i know exactly what i want. but i'm not "every woman".

a gentle person who still has his own opinions, is very kind to animals and children, plays and listens to all sorts of music, and long hair is always a plus - no mullets!!!!

intellegence, a sense of humor, and a willingness to like others is also VERY high on the list. someone who reads and likes comedy movies that i like - yeah!

when i first met my fiance, i didn't particularly notice him except he played fucking awsome guitar - one of the best guitarists i've had the privilege to work with. and getting to know him was - and is - one of the most wonderful journeys i've ever taken.

for me, a guy or girl can be hot, but if you choose the frame instead of the picture, you can end up missing what comes in the frame - and that can fuck up even a one night stand.
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[B][SIZE=3][COLOR=deeppink][FONT=courier new]I like a guy who can make me laugh. As long as you keep me happy your golden. Oh yea and you must be clean you know shower everday not once a week.
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What if the guy doesn't wear socks?
Well then I guess that is ok....

as long as the toenails aren't yellowed and crusty like an old witch's teeth. And the heels aren't as abrasive as my Mikita power sander. And the skin between the toes isn't being nourished and lubricated with a mixture of dead skin, fungi, lint, and sweat.....

Then yea, I guess it's ok with me
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Well then I guess that is ok....

as long as the toenails aren't yellowed and crusty like an old witch's teeth. And the heels aren't as abrasive as my Mikita power sander. And the skin between the toes isn't being nourished and lubricated with a mixture of dead skin, fungi, lint, and sweat.....

Then yea, I guess it's ok with me
I've never heard someone describe horrible feet so eloquently. You should be a writer.
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i know exactly what i want. but i'm not "every woman".

a gentle person who still has his own opinions, is very kind to animals and children, plays and listens to all sorts of music, and long hair is always a plus - no mullets!!!!

intellegence, a sense of humor, and a willingness to like others is also VERY high on the list. someone who reads and likes comedy movies that i like - yeah!

when i first met my fiance, i didn't particularly notice him except he played fucking awsome guitar - one of the best guitarists i've had the privilege to work with. and getting to know him was - and is - one of the most wonderful journeys i've ever taken.

for me, a guy or girl can be hot, but if you choose the frame instead of the picture, you can end up missing what comes in the frame - and that can fuck up even a one night stand.

I like everything you said here!

Except I'm not that big on long hair...unless it's on Legolas and he's using his elven tools to get in my pants!
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I've never heard someone describe horrible feet so eloquently. You should be a writer.
I am actually in the process of getting two childrens books published!

Kids have crazy imaginations and soak up detail like a sponge.
Alot of kids know what the color red looks like, but when you explain how it tastes, feels, smells, and moves, it makes it more vibrant and alive.
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I am actually in the process of getting two childrens books published!

Kids have crazy imaginations and soak up detail like a sponge.
Alot of kids know what the color red looks like, but when you explain how it tastes, feels, smells, and moves, it makes it more vibrant and alive.
I was going to try to write a novel once, but I got bored with it after like 45 minutes. I think writing a children's book would be a lot of fun, just make it all wacky and stuff, like Dr. Suess. Dr. Suess was a genius.
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Old 05-29-2004, 08:10 PM   #91
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fit (works out)
nice chest, muscular arms, hard ass, nice abs
Nice big warm hands
Stays home a lot (not a party animal, no club freak)
Faithful and loyal
Lots of sex appeal, somene I'm attracted to
Smart
Cooking is also a turn on

I prefer guys who are NOT wealthy and don't drive luxury cars. In my opinion, I honestly think men with more money are MORE likely to be unfaithful since they have more options to be unfaithful, buy women/whores, and so forth. I prefer someone who is more humble and down to earth. Guys with luxury cars are pussy magnets even if they are unattractive, I would stay far away from that.

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Old 05-29-2004, 08:11 PM   #92
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Is it looks, sense of humor, personality, wealth, power, shoe size, cooking capabilities, double knit suits, or something else? Please do tell.
All of the above. I really like that jaw muscle some men have as well. Damn, I love it!
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Old 05-29-2004, 08:16 PM   #93
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For one thing, I don't read girlie magazines.

In my bathroom you will find:

Skeptical Inquirer
Scientific American
Psychology Today
Dwell
Architectural Digest
Astronomy
Forbes

And if I've marked a specific article, it is because I know you and I know that you would like it or it has something to do with what you are interested in.

And I don't really 'dog ear' either.....I use little pink post-its
why does it matter to you what your man reads in the bathroom?
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Old 05-29-2004, 08:23 PM   #94
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why does it matter to you what your man reads in the bathroom?
It doesn't.

I could care less if he wanted to spend his time in there with a magnifying glass naming all the craters on his shit after dead poets.

But I know that MY guy does read in there, and I make sure that articles he would be attracted to, are easier to find.
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Old 05-29-2004, 08:25 PM   #95
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Old 05-29-2004, 08:34 PM   #96
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girls dig looks more or money........ then the other shit comes into play later
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