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Originally posted by Evelyn
Personal hygiene is the deal breaker....with focus on oral and genital. Keep your pubic hair trimmed....no one wants to floss with it!
doesn't have to be book smart, but intelligence with wit and a dry sense of humour a must.
I have been spoiled by being with a fashion hound.
No high tops with ratty jeans and stupid tee shirts.
If you are lost, pick up a copy of GQ and pick things that you can style with a fun, spiderman comic sense of style.
Dandruff drives me fukin nuts.....take care of it!!!
Know where the clit is and the g-spot.
don't wear the same socks two days in a row unless you get bi-weekly pedicures.
Yes, for me cooking is a pleasant surprise. I am quite the chef myself and doing something better than me is a turn on.
Like animals but dont ever use baby talk with me unless I've told you I like it (I don't). Liking animals shows an emotional compassion that women like.
Don't EVER compare me to an ex-girlfriend. Unless it is to tell me that I'm soo much better.
Don't walk like a pengiun and don't strut like a male lion.
Read my magazines that I leave in the bathroom and pay attention to the pages that I've dog-eared.
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Personal hygiene - check
intelligence - check
fashionable - check
Dandruff - check
Clit - double check
lots of socks - check
cooking - I prefer going to resturants
animals - ahhh whatever
ex-gf - check
walk - I walk sexxxy
read your magazines - HELLLLL NO!