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Whats the Best thing to eat for the Worst Smelling FARTS?
EGGS
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old cheese + eggs
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Sauerkraut
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chinese food
shrimp lo mein pork fried riced |
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![]() ![]() I find it hilarious that you guys actually KNOW what makes your farts stink so bad... ![]()
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I am cool
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Deviled EGGS,Whole Milk, Yougurt, Cellery, Refried beans
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hamburgers with sunny side up egg plus a sour cream dip . . . .
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Soy Sauce.
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boiled eggs, and cottage cheese
I eat this stuff when i used to do bodybuilding i have no time now |
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eggs!
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Chinese Food
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Chinese food
Mongolian BBQ
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throw in a big ole' chew afterwards and you'll be squeezing 'em out in no time
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This is the best I've found. Eat a bag of dehydrated apricots (the regular sulfured kind). You'll soon be passing massive amounts of the foulest rotten-egg smelling farts. I did this once on a long trip and tortured all of my car mates.
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beans and eggs
you can make a bean omlet hehe |
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McDonalds for me
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onion chip dip + chips
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beans, cabbage, cheese, shrooms
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Beans.
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I know the answer to this becasue it happened to me.
Concentrated iron tablets. Last year when I had the anemia I was on them. Not nice to be in the same building as me. ![]() |
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"Judias pintas" or "Fabada Asturiana" both are Spanish meals based on beans and pork with spices. (from Spain, not Southamerica)
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Egg AND Beans!
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eggs and beans for sure!!..
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Tacos
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beer and pizza gives me gas big time.
I think the dough from the pizza forments in the beer and..... well, you know the rest! somebody open a window! |
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broccoli! and beans
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The worst I've EVER had to endure was when my ex went out for a night and got ratted on Guinness and then ate a load of pickled eggs
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it depends what your body is used to, a ate over 1.5 kilos of baked beans a day for a few weeks straight and at the end they had no farting effects whatsoever. cabbage is always good, beans are pretty good. spicy food too
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Eat some pickled eggs and see what happens.
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pumpkin pie and milk!
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Eat shit!
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sugar free mints *one packet will get you guffing every few minutes*
Mexican * for tangyness* Egg sandwiches * adds ripeness* nice ration of well cooked cabbage * for that extra wiff* Mix that together and you've got a winning formula everytime.
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potato-sausage-cabbage stew...I whip up a batch of this and I can clear the room within less than an hour after consumption...I'm preparing a double batch for the road trip to San Diego......
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beans and eggs probably
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goto 7-11 and grab 5 or 6 of those GO-GO Taquitos all i have to say is it's over...
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lol
geez some of you guys really know a little too much
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why? are you shooting an update for FartHammer?
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I need a beer
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I like to pull the covers over my head and breath deeply
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Eggs and a protein shake
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shrimp , eggs and throw some jalapenos in for the burn!
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beans, beans, the magical fruit. the more you eat em' the more you toot. the more you toot the better you feel so eat your beans at every meal!
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![]() Mine are always nice and ripe after one of these. Usually for at least a full day. The one in the pic has mac salad, but I usually get baked beans. |
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Eggs for sure
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