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Old 05-26-2004, 11:37 PM   #1
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Whats the Best thing to eat for the Worst Smelling FARTS?

EGGS
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Old 05-26-2004, 11:38 PM   #2
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Old 05-26-2004, 11:38 PM   #3
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Old 05-26-2004, 11:38 PM   #4
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Old 05-26-2004, 11:39 PM   #5
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chinese food

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Old 05-26-2004, 11:40 PM   #6
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I find it hilarious that you guys actually KNOW what makes your farts stink so bad...
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Old 05-26-2004, 11:40 PM   #7
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Deviled EGGS,Whole Milk, Yougurt, Cellery, Refried beans
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Old 05-26-2004, 11:42 PM   #8
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hamburgers with sunny side up egg plus a sour cream dip . . . .
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Old 05-26-2004, 11:43 PM   #9
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Old 05-26-2004, 11:43 PM   #10
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boiled eggs, and cottage cheese
I eat this stuff when i used to do bodybuilding i have no time now
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Old 05-27-2004, 12:14 AM   #11
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Old 05-27-2004, 12:15 AM   #12
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Old 05-27-2004, 12:17 AM   #13
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Old 05-27-2004, 12:17 AM   #14
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throw in a big ole' chew afterwards and you'll be squeezing 'em out in no time
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Old 05-27-2004, 01:05 AM   #15
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This is the best I've found. Eat a bag of dehydrated apricots (the regular sulfured kind). You'll soon be passing massive amounts of the foulest rotten-egg smelling farts. I did this once on a long trip and tortured all of my car mates.
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Old 05-27-2004, 01:14 AM   #16
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beans and eggs

you can make a bean omlet hehe
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Old 05-27-2004, 01:16 AM   #17
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Old 05-27-2004, 01:19 AM   #18
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Old 05-27-2004, 01:20 AM   #19
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Old 05-27-2004, 01:21 AM   #20
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Old 05-27-2004, 01:26 AM   #21
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I know the answer to this becasue it happened to me.

Concentrated iron tablets.

Last year when I had the anemia I was on them. Not nice to be in the same building as me.
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Old 05-27-2004, 01:46 AM   #22
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This is the best I've found. Eat a bag of dehydrated apricots (the regular sulfured kind). You'll soon be passing massive amounts of the foulest rotten-egg smelling farts. I did this once on a long trip and tortured all of my car mates.
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Old 05-27-2004, 01:48 AM   #23
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"Judias pintas" or "Fabada Asturiana" both are Spanish meals based on beans and pork with spices. (from Spain, not Southamerica)
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Old 05-27-2004, 01:54 AM   #24
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Egg AND Beans!

Thats is a deadly combination!
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Old 05-27-2004, 01:56 AM   #25
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eggs and beans for sure!!..

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Old 05-27-2004, 01:57 AM   #26
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Old 05-27-2004, 02:30 AM   #27
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beer and pizza gives me gas big time.
I think the dough from the pizza forments in the beer and.....
well, you know the rest!

somebody open a window!
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Old 05-27-2004, 02:32 AM   #28
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broccoli! and beans
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Old 05-27-2004, 02:45 AM   #29
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The worst I've EVER had to endure was when my ex went out for a night and got ratted on Guinness and then ate a load of pickled eggs
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Old 05-27-2004, 02:51 AM   #30
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it depends what your body is used to, a ate over 1.5 kilos of baked beans a day for a few weeks straight and at the end they had no farting effects whatsoever. cabbage is always good, beans are pretty good. spicy food too
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Old 05-27-2004, 03:28 AM   #31
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Eat some pickled eggs and see what happens.
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Old 05-27-2004, 03:42 AM   #33
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Old 05-27-2004, 04:08 AM   #34
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sugar free mints *one packet will get you guffing every few minutes*
Mexican * for tangyness*
Egg sandwiches * adds ripeness*
nice ration of well cooked cabbage * for that extra wiff*


Mix that together and you've got a winning formula everytime.
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Old 05-27-2004, 04:28 AM   #35
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potato-sausage-cabbage stew...I whip up a batch of this and I can clear the room within less than an hour after consumption...I'm preparing a double batch for the road trip to San Diego......
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Old 05-27-2004, 05:16 PM   #39
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goto 7-11 and grab 5 or 6 of those GO-GO Taquitos all i have to say is it's over...
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Old 05-27-2004, 05:35 PM   #40
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shrimp , eggs and throw some jalapenos in for the burn!
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beans, beans, the magical fruit. the more you eat em' the more you toot. the more you toot the better you feel so eat your beans at every meal!

coffee always does it for me...
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Mine are always nice and ripe after one of these. Usually for at least a full day. The one in the pic has mac salad, but I usually get baked beans.
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