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jonesy 05-26-2004 11:37 PM

Whats the Best thing to eat for the Worst Smelling FARTS?
 
EGGS

torrey 05-26-2004 11:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jonesy
EGGS
+ cottage cheese. :1orglaugh

hydro 05-26-2004 11:38 PM

old cheese + eggs

Lycanthrope 05-26-2004 11:38 PM

Sauerkraut

bluedevil 05-26-2004 11:39 PM

chinese food

shrimp lo mein

pork fried riced

NikkiNevada 05-26-2004 11:40 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh
I find it hilarious that you guys actually KNOW what makes your farts stink so bad...:helpme

KMR Stitch 05-26-2004 11:40 PM

Deviled EGGS,Whole Milk, Yougurt, Cellery, Refried beans

aSStig 05-26-2004 11:42 PM

hamburgers with sunny side up egg plus a sour cream dip . . . .

Shoehorn! 05-26-2004 11:43 PM

Soy Sauce.

Chaldoray 05-26-2004 11:43 PM

boiled eggs, and cottage cheese
I eat this stuff when i used to do bodybuilding i have no time now

webmaster x 05-27-2004 12:14 AM

eggs!

Shortbread 05-27-2004 12:15 AM

Chinese Food

sicone 05-27-2004 12:17 AM

Chinese food

Mongolian BBQ

Gheenz 05-27-2004 12:17 AM

throw in a big ole' chew afterwards and you'll be squeezing 'em out in no time :thumbsup

hottoddy 05-27-2004 01:05 AM

This is the best I've found. Eat a bag of dehydrated apricots (the regular sulfured kind). You'll soon be passing massive amounts of the foulest rotten-egg smelling farts. I did this once on a long trip and tortured all of my car mates.

Face (o_0) 05-27-2004 01:14 AM

beans and eggs

you can make a bean omlet hehe

eiht_98 05-27-2004 01:16 AM

McDonalds for me

EviLGuY 05-27-2004 01:19 AM

onion chip dip + chips

nofx 05-27-2004 01:20 AM

beans, cabbage, cheese, shrooms

Aquarius 05-27-2004 01:21 AM

Beans.

Paul Markham 05-27-2004 01:26 AM

I know the answer to this becasue it happened to me.

Concentrated iron tablets.

Last year when I had the anemia I was on them. Not nice to be in the same building as me. :fart

jennycards 05-27-2004 01:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by hottoddy
This is the best I've found. Eat a bag of dehydrated apricots (the regular sulfured kind). You'll soon be passing massive amounts of the foulest rotten-egg smelling farts. I did this once on a long trip and tortured all of my car mates.
:helpme

Icy 05-27-2004 01:48 AM

"Judias pintas" or "Fabada Asturiana" both are Spanish meals based on beans and pork with spices. (from Spain, not Southamerica)

TexasGuy 05-27-2004 01:54 AM

Egg AND Beans!

Thats is a deadly combination! :throwup

samuel 05-27-2004 01:56 AM

eggs and beans for sure!!..

Samuel

OWNED 05-27-2004 01:57 AM

Tacos :fart

sumphatpimp 05-27-2004 02:30 AM

beer and pizza gives me gas big time.
I think the dough from the pizza forments in the beer and.....
well, you know the rest!

somebody open a window!

KittyLix 05-27-2004 02:32 AM

broccoli! and beans :1orglaugh

kelly 05-27-2004 02:45 AM

The worst I've EVER had to endure was when my ex went out for a night and got ratted on Guinness and then ate a load of pickled eggs :(

Ash@phpFX 05-27-2004 02:51 AM

it depends what your body is used to, a ate over 1.5 kilos of baked beans a day for a few weeks straight and at the end they had no farting effects whatsoever. cabbage is always good, beans are pretty good. spicy food too

Pete 05-27-2004 03:28 AM

Eat some pickled eggs and see what happens. :evil-laug

Arousal Design 05-27-2004 03:39 AM

pumpkin pie and milk!

hova 05-27-2004 03:42 AM

Eat shit!

El Pres 05-27-2004 04:08 AM

sugar free mints *one packet will get you guffing every few minutes*
Mexican * for tangyness*
Egg sandwiches * adds ripeness*
nice ration of well cooked cabbage * for that extra wiff*


Mix that together and you've got a winning formula everytime.

TweetyBird 05-27-2004 04:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by torrey
+ cottage cheese. :1orglaugh
omg, lol :1orglaugh

jonesy 05-27-2004 05:02 PM

:1orglaugh

SykkBoy 05-27-2004 05:09 PM

potato-sausage-cabbage stew...I whip up a batch of this and I can clear the room within less than an hour after consumption...I'm preparing a double batch for the road trip to San Diego......

Raf1 05-27-2004 05:10 PM

beans and eggs probably :)

jackson 05-27-2004 05:16 PM

goto 7-11 and grab 5 or 6 of those GO-GO Taquitos all i have to say is it's over...

Malezia 05-27-2004 05:35 PM

lol
geez some of you guys really know a little too much

Easton 05-27-2004 05:36 PM

why? are you shooting an update for FartHammer?

silent moan 05-27-2004 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hydro
old cheese + eggs

old cheese + old egg :1orglaugh

Spunky 05-27-2004 06:44 PM

I like to pull the covers over my head and breath deeply

B40 05-27-2004 06:45 PM

Eggs and a protein shake

C_U_Next_Tuesday 05-27-2004 06:46 PM

shrimp , eggs and throw some jalapenos in for the burn! :thumbsup

JSA Matt 05-27-2004 06:46 PM

beans, beans, the magical fruit. the more you eat em' the more you toot. the more you toot the better you feel so eat your beans at every meal!

:1orglaugh coffee always does it for me... :winkwink:

candyflip 05-27-2004 06:49 PM

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Mine are always nice and ripe after one of these. Usually for at least a full day. The one in the pic has mac salad, but I usually get baked beans.

VeriSexy 05-27-2004 07:03 PM

Eggs for sure


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