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PissFunny · 05-25-2004, 07:25 PM

Marooned Kiwi
A Kiwi was marooned on a desert island. His only companions were a male dog and a female sheep. The dog and sheep hit it off, and for a year the Kiwi could only sit and watch while the dog humped the sheep senseless.
"Lucky bastard!" thought the Kiwi, "I could do with a good shag myself. "

One day a beautiful naked blonde was washed up on the beach.

"Hi. I'll do anything you want me to," she said to the Kiwi.

"Great!!! At last, after all this time!!! Take the dog for a walk, love, while I fuck this sheep."

PissFunny · 05-25-2004, 07:26 PM

Taxidermist
An English taxidermist is travelling through New Zealand when he comes across a bar. He staggers in between the beer swilling locals and in his well educated voice asks the bartender, "May I have a gin and tonic, please, my good man."
One of the locals says to his mates, "Geez, what kind of a fucking man's drink is that?"

Then, turning to the Englishman, "Hey! You! Yes you, you fucking Pom! Gin and fucking tonic -- are you some fucking kind of a sissy or something?"

"Ac...actually," the englishman, terrified, replies, "I'm a taxidermist."

"Oh yeah? And what's a taxidermist then?"

"I mount d..d..dead animals."

"It's alright," says the local, turning to his mates, "He's one of us!"

Resolute · 05-25-2004, 08:50 PM

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Originally posted by PissFunny
Taxidermist
An English taxidermist is travelling through New Zealand when he comes across a bar. He staggers in between the beer swilling locals and in his well educated voice asks the bartender, "May I have a gin and tonic, please, my good man."
One of the locals says to his mates, "Geez, what kind of a fucking man's drink is that?"

Then, turning to the Englishman, "Hey! You! Yes you, you fucking Pom! Gin and fucking tonic -- are you some fucking kind of a sissy or something?"

"Ac...actually," the englishman, terrified, replies, "I'm a taxidermist."

"Oh yeah? And what's a taxidermist then?"

"I mount d..d..dead animals."

"It's alright," says the local, turning to his mates, "He's one of us!"

Enough of the New Zealand jokes. Our webmaster friends in NZ may begin to get pissed off.

Oh and they can win the competition and insted of flying Downunder to Mardi Gras the will be flown to Summer 05 Internext

PissFunny · 05-25-2004, 09:13 PM

Free trip to the US is a pretty tidy alternate prize!

Resolute · 05-26-2004, 04:41 AM

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Originally posted by PissFunny
Free trip to the US is a pretty tidy alternate prize!

Yep certinally is . . . you could win as well Animal !!

Raf1 · 05-26-2004, 05:26 AM

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05-25-2004, 07:25 PM	#51
PissFunny Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 313	Marooned Kiwi A Kiwi was marooned on a desert island. His only companions were a male dog and a female sheep. The dog and sheep hit it off, and for a year the Kiwi could only sit and watch while the dog humped the sheep senseless. "Lucky bastard!" thought the Kiwi, "I could do with a good shag myself. " One day a beautiful naked blonde was washed up on the beach. "Hi. I'll do anything you want me to," she said to the Kiwi. "Great!!! At last, after all this time!!! Take the dog for a walk, love, while I fuck this sheep." __________________ Piss Funny.com -- The funniest shit online!

05-25-2004, 07:26 PM	#52
PissFunny Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 313	Taxidermist An English taxidermist is travelling through New Zealand when he comes across a bar. He staggers in between the beer swilling locals and in his well educated voice asks the bartender, "May I have a gin and tonic, please, my good man." One of the locals says to his mates, "Geez, what kind of a fucking man's drink is that?" Then, turning to the Englishman, "Hey! You! Yes you, you fucking Pom! Gin and fucking tonic -- are you some fucking kind of a sissy or something?" "Ac...actually," the englishman, terrified, replies, "I'm a taxidermist." "Oh yeah? And what's a taxidermist then?" "I mount d..d..dead animals." "It's alright," says the local, turning to his mates, "He's one of us!" __________________ Piss Funny.com -- The funniest shit online!

05-25-2004, 09:13 PM	#54
PissFunny Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 313	Free trip to the US is a pretty tidy alternate prize! __________________ Piss Funny.com -- The funniest shit online!

05-26-2004, 05:26 AM	#56
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