05-25-2004, 08:50 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by PissFunny
Taxidermist
An English taxidermist is travelling through New Zealand when he comes across a bar. He staggers in between the beer swilling locals and in his well educated voice asks the bartender, "May I have a gin and tonic, please, my good man."
One of the locals says to his mates, "Geez, what kind of a fucking man's drink is that?"
Then, turning to the Englishman, "Hey! You! Yes you, you fucking Pom! Gin and fucking tonic -- are you some fucking kind of a sissy or something?"
"Ac...actually," the englishman, terrified, replies, "I'm a taxidermist."
"Oh yeah? And what's a taxidermist then?"
"I mount d..d..dead animals."
"It's alright," says the local, turning to his mates, "He's one of us!"
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Enough of the New Zealand jokes. Our webmaster friends in NZ may begin to get pissed off.
Oh and they can win the competition and insted of flying Downunder to Mardi Gras the will be flown to Summer 05 Internext |
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