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Marooned Kiwi
A Kiwi was marooned on a desert island. His only companions were a male dog and a female sheep. The dog and sheep hit it off, and for a year the Kiwi could only sit and watch while the dog humped the sheep senseless.
"Lucky bastard!" thought the Kiwi, "I could do with a good shag myself. "
One day a beautiful naked blonde was washed up on the beach.
"Hi. I'll do anything you want me to," she said to the Kiwi.
"Great!!! At last, after all this time!!! Take the dog for a walk, love, while I fuck this sheep."
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