Welcome to the GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum forums.

You are currently viewing our boards as a guest which gives you limited access to view most discussions and access our other features. By joining our free community you will have access to post topics, communicate privately with other members (PM), respond to polls, upload content and access many other special features. Registration is fast, simple and absolutely free so please, join our community today!

If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please contact us.

Post New Thread Reply

Register GFY Rules Calendar
Go Back   GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum > >
Discuss what's fucking going on, and which programs are best and worst. One-time "program" announcements from "established" webmasters are allowed.

 
Thread Tools
Old 05-09-2004, 10:55 AM   #1
asuna
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Montreal
Posts: 8,743
penis pills, did you ever try them?

I'm sure a few of you got some samples from your sponsors, fess up, any results?
__________________
asuna is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 05-09-2004, 10:56 AM   #2
Corleone
C.R.E.A.M
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 15,262
no.. i'm afraid that they're bad for my health
Corleone is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 05-09-2004, 10:57 AM   #3
Spunky
I need a beer
 
Spunky's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠
Posts: 133,970
Snake oil...that shit doesn't work
__________________
Spunky is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 05-09-2004, 11:00 AM   #4
bufferover
Too lazy to set a custom title
 
bufferover's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jan 2004
Posts: 25,203
Nope i don't need them but like i see want they contain they just increase the blood flow
bufferover is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 05-09-2004, 11:01 AM   #5
Corleone
C.R.E.A.M
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 15,262
try this :

red wine & eggs!

your dick will be harder than a rock
Corleone is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 05-09-2004, 11:02 AM   #6
Jakke PNG
ex-TeenGodFather
 
Jakke PNG's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Suomi Finland Perkele
Posts: 20,306
I won some a while back, they were sent to me.. but the finnish customs confiscated and burned them. Those bastards, now I have to live with my tiny penis.
__________________
..and I'm off.
Jakke PNG is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 05-09-2004, 11:07 AM   #7
Sosa
In Tushy Land
 
Sosa's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Nebraska
Posts: 40,149
Quote:
Originally posted by TeenGodFather
I won some a while back, they were sent to me.. but the finnish customs confiscated and burned them. Those bastards, now I have to live with my tiny penis.
Sosa is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 05-09-2004, 11:08 AM   #8
Lykos
Too lazy to set a custom title
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: World
Posts: 31,030
Never had a need to try them,i am preety satisfed with my nature
__________________

Last edited by Lykos; 05-09-2004 at 11:10 AM..
Lykos is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 05-09-2004, 11:09 AM   #9
stev0
Confirmed User
 
stev0's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Calgary, Alberta
Posts: 6,801
never felt any need to try them... but i hear it's just herbs that increase your bloodflow. They sell the same stuff as lots of different "enhancement" products.
stev0 is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 05-09-2004, 11:10 AM   #10
Persius
Tap into MOBILE!
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Hollywood
Posts: 11,779
i promote but never have tried lol
Persius is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 05-09-2004, 11:10 AM   #11
polish_aristocrat
Too lazy to set a custom title
 
Join Date: Jul 2002
Posts: 40,377
I think the only way to enlarge your penis is either surgery or penis exerizes
__________________
I don't use ICQ anymore.
polish_aristocrat is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 05-09-2004, 11:15 AM   #12
init
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Sarasota, FL
Posts: 973
all it is, is herbal crap that sends more blood to your dick and gives you a hard on
__________________
icq: 2721653
init is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 05-09-2004, 01:20 PM   #13
asuna
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Montreal
Posts: 8,743
no one else?
__________________
asuna is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 05-09-2004, 01:33 PM   #14
alexg
IL4L.com
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Israel - ICQ: 162136565
Posts: 11,287
nope
alexg is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 05-09-2004, 01:35 PM   #15
DatingGold
$6 PER EMAIL JOiN
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: California
Posts: 13,185
www.lexitor.com works
__________________
9 Years of SOLID payouts and conversions!



ADULT DATING - $100 PPS

LIVE CAMS - $214 PPS

WWW.DATINGGOLD.COM

ICQ: 27442303
DatingGold is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 05-09-2004, 01:52 PM   #16
EviLGuY
So Fucking Banned
 
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: malta
Posts: 12,745
Quote:
Originally posted by asuna
I'm sure a few of you got some samples from your sponsors, fess up, any results?
I haven't.. I am happy with my small penis.
EviLGuY is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 05-09-2004, 01:54 PM   #17
Corleone
C.R.E.A.M
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 15,262
check this penis stretcher
Corleone is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 05-09-2004, 02:02 PM   #18
polish_aristocrat
Too lazy to set a custom title
 
Join Date: Jul 2002
Posts: 40,377
Quote:
Originally posted by Corleone
check this penis stretcher
have u tried it ?
__________________
I don't use ICQ anymore.
polish_aristocrat is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 05-09-2004, 02:25 PM   #19
fiftyfingers
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Apr 2004
Posts: 582
My 9inch cock thanks the herbal penis pills
__________________
SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60. Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.
fiftyfingers is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 05-09-2004, 03:02 PM   #20
chowda
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Gooch city
Posts: 9,527
im trying to persuade the guys in my sig to give me a bottle of it

as u know, i have a 1 inch penis.
__________________
Someone finds you...
2007

PS: Nationalnet is the best host I've ever had. And i tried alot of them.
chowda is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 05-09-2004, 03:03 PM   #21
Raven
Confirmed User
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jul 2001
Posts: 6,874
I know someone who is using them.....He seems to be happy with the results.
__________________
Raven

~RETIRED~
Raven is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 05-09-2004, 03:07 PM   #22
asuna
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Montreal
Posts: 8,743
Quote:
Originally posted by chowda
im trying to persuade the guys in my sig to give me a bottle of it

as u know, i have a 1 inch penis.
I'm sure if you send them a few sales Steve will send you some from his private stash
__________________
asuna is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 05-09-2004, 03:09 PM   #23
MarcS
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Aug 2002
Posts: 139
I've seen a hahahahahahahahaory on TV about it where they had 3 guys test 3 different pills. None showed any results.
MarcS is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 05-09-2004, 03:11 PM   #24
Oncle_Benny
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Montreal (Qc, Canada)
Posts: 1,595
Quote:
Originally posted by chowda
im trying to persuade the guys in my sig to give me a bottle of it

as u know, i have a 1 inch penis.
location : china ??
__________________

ICQ : 318-084-904
Oncle_Benny is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 05-09-2004, 03:23 PM   #25
TheFrog
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Jan 2004
Posts: 4,095
I havent been offered any, and I'm not sure whether I'd try them if someone gave me some.. No problems in that department
TheFrog is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 05-09-2004, 03:58 PM   #26
NoCarrier
We need more free porn
 
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Montreal
Posts: 16,356
Adult webmasters are actually wondering if it really works?! Shit! No wonder why the penis pill sponsors are making money!



Of course those sponsors will tell u that it's working. Would you sell something you know doesn't do shit? (Well, yeah, but it's different if you know it's a scam, because it is).

The sastisfaction guaranteed works. If you return the bottle, you will get a refund. But they know that less than 5% of all customers will actually return it.



Anatomy of a penis pill swindle

http://msnbc.msn.com/id/3077050/

"Reece said the idea that a pill could enlarge the male sex organs makes nowhere near as much sense.

?When you take a pill, it goes through your whole body,? he said. ?If a pill could make your penis grow by somehow affecting the soft tissue, it would swell your nipples and lips and nostrils as well.? "
__________________
NoCarrier is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 05-09-2004, 03:59 PM   #27
bizmak
So Fucking Banned
 
Join Date: Apr 2004
Posts: 10,014
no way.. I guess that make's me chicken
bizmak is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 05-09-2004, 04:05 PM   #28
Theo
HAL 9000
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: May 2001
Posts: 34,515
They do miracles. Every day I receive emails from clients that want to thank me for providing them with this unique solution. It's great feeling to know you have helped so many people. I feel like a doctor.
Theo is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 05-09-2004, 07:19 PM   #29
reynold
Too lazy to set a custom title
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Global Traveler
Posts: 51,271
I don't need them!
reynold is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 05-09-2004, 07:40 PM   #30
Raven
Confirmed User
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jul 2001
Posts: 6,874
Quote:
Originally posted by NoCarrier
Adult webmasters are actually wondering if it really works?! Shit! No wonder why the penis pill sponsors are making money!



Of course those sponsors will tell u that it's working. Would you sell something you know doesn't do shit? (Well, yeah, but it's different if you know it's a scam, because it is).

The sastisfaction guaranteed works. If you return the bottle, you will get a refund. But they know that less than 5% of all customers will actually return it.



Anatomy of a penis pill swindle

http://msnbc.msn.com/id/3077050/

"Reece said the idea that a pill could enlarge the male sex organs makes nowhere near as much sense.

?When you take a pill, it goes through your whole body,? he said. ?If a pill could make your penis grow by somehow affecting the soft tissue, it would swell your nipples and lips and nostrils as well.? "
Do you take vitamins? Because if you take a multi vitamin, you've been 'swindled'.

Do you drink milk? You've been swindled into thinking it's THE source of calcium and makes your bones strong. That's bullshit.
Oh yeah. And, it prevents osteoporosis and is the greatest thing since velcro.

Penis pills do have ingredients contained in them which can dilate the blood vessels. Improved circulation can cause growth. It's like watering a plant.

Did you know that drinking soda makes people go bald faster?

Did you know that drinking water can make your hair grow?

Quote:
But despite such audacious claims, the company ? C.P. Direct ? would likely still be gouging the gullible if its founders hadn?t decided to also illegally charge consumers? credit cards, industry insiders say.
--- I kind of think this is the problem, more so than creative advertising.

The companies who run into problems are the ones who are making promises, instead of using marketing techniques to target the 'potential'.

The FDA is pretty clear about most herbal products, including vitamins and supplements......they tell you not to promise that which cannot be scientifically proven. Pick up a PDR...most of the time, they have pills for which they don't know why the pill works....'mechanism unknown'.....it just works.

So, sell penis pills and breast enhancers and all the herbals; but, be smart about how you hahahahaha your ad copy.
__________________
Raven

~RETIRED~
Raven is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 05-09-2004, 07:43 PM   #31
Raven
Confirmed User
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jul 2001
Posts: 6,874
Oh yeah...successful advertising usually depends on the gullibility of the consumer. They want to believe. It's not unethical for Ford to give the illusion that if you buy their penis extender truck, you WILL get the girl. They do it subliminally.

Do women really believe oil of Olay works as well as plastic surgery on those fine lines? It's all in the wording....and the imagery.

Sell the potential of something...feed their fantasy....that's all advertising is.
__________________
Raven

~RETIRED~

Last edited by Raven; 05-09-2004 at 07:47 PM..
Raven is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 05-09-2004, 07:48 PM   #32
Adultlexicon
Confirmed User
 
Adultlexicon's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Netherlands
Posts: 816
sign up for this program sell 40 of them and get one extender free http://www.fastsize.com/

im at 12 inch already
Adultlexicon is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 05-09-2004, 07:53 PM   #33
MonsterMike
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: USA
Posts: 379
Hint: Save your money and save the pills for the surfers.
__________________

M o n s t e r P a r t n e r s . c o m
.: Exclusive Specialty Niche Sites > PantyJobs .: Lipstick BJ :. ThongJobs .: CheerGirls :.
::: Earn up to 60% revshare - details - ICQ 395946981 :::
MonsterMike is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 05-09-2004, 07:54 PM   #34
69pornlinks
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Heranus
Posts: 5,560
honestly i don't need them...
__________________
It IS what it IS
69pornlinks is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 05-09-2004, 07:55 PM   #35
NoCarrier
We need more free porn
 
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Montreal
Posts: 16,356
Quote:
Originally posted by Raven

Penis pills do have ingredients contained in them which can dilate the blood vessels. Improved circulation can cause growth. It's like watering a plant.

Oh please..

Cut the bullshit will you, keep that for the surfers.

__________________
NoCarrier is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 05-10-2004, 01:14 AM   #36
pure energy
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Apr 2004
Posts: 4,274
I'd never know for I never try them and have no plans to do so!
__________________
Click Here to get $42 a sale AND Get FREE MGP Coaching from WebmasterLabor.Com

Sign up above then EMAIL info (( at )) webmasterlabor DOT com for your free 1 to 1 MGP coaching

pure energy is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 05-10-2004, 01:37 AM   #37
reynold
Too lazy to set a custom title
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Global Traveler
Posts: 51,271
Quote:
Originally posted by Corleone
try this :

red wine & eggs!

your dick will be harder than a rock

Now that's something else!
reynold is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 05-10-2004, 02:30 AM   #38
erehwon
Confirmed User
 
erehwon's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: A secure undisclosed location...
Posts: 3,759
Its not the size, its what you do with it!
__________________
Money NEVER $leep$...
erehwon is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 05-10-2004, 03:11 AM   #39
GigaXXX
Confirmed User
 
GigaXXX's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Europe
Posts: 872
y
__________________
Free Domain Analysis Tool @ WebBoar.com. Domain worth, Same IP Domains, Google Analytics etc
GigaXXX is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 05-10-2004, 03:25 AM   #40
newsdude
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Apr 2004
Posts: 1,969
Quote:
Originally posted by erehwon
Its not the size, its what you do with it!

Does that mean you don't have the big ones?
__________________
SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.
newsdude is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 05-10-2004, 03:26 AM   #41
Goose
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: --------Europe-------
Posts: 5,725
I'm not in need for that...not yet
__________________
ICQ: 52410619
Goose is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 05-10-2004, 04:07 AM   #42
JamesK
hi
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jun 2002
Posts: 16,731
Quote:
Originally posted by Lykos
Never had a need to try them,i am preety satisfed with my nature
Same here. My cock is delicious.
__________________
M3Server - NATS Hosting
JamesK is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Post New Thread Reply
Go Back   GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum > >

Bookmarks



Advertising inquiries - marketing at gfy dot com

Contact Admin - Advertise - GFY Rules - Top

©2000-, AI Media Network Inc



Powered by vBulletin
Copyright © 2000- Jelsoft Enterprises Limited.