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asuna 05-09-2004 10:55 AM

penis pills, did you ever try them?
 
I'm sure a few of you got some samples from your sponsors, fess up, any results?

Corleone 05-09-2004 10:56 AM

no.. i'm afraid that they're bad for my health

Spunky 05-09-2004 10:57 AM

Snake oil...that shit doesn't work

bufferover 05-09-2004 11:00 AM

Nope i don't need them but like i see want they contain they just increase the blood flow

Corleone 05-09-2004 11:01 AM

try this :

red wine & eggs!

your dick will be harder than a rock:glugglug

Jakke PNG 05-09-2004 11:02 AM

I won some a while back, they were sent to me.. but the finnish customs confiscated and burned them. Those bastards, now I have to live with my tiny penis.

Sosa 05-09-2004 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeenGodFather
I won some a while back, they were sent to me.. but the finnish customs confiscated and burned them. Those bastards, now I have to live with my tiny penis.
:1orglaugh

Lykos 05-09-2004 11:08 AM

Never had a need to try them,i am preety satisfed with my nature :thumbsup

stev0 05-09-2004 11:09 AM

never felt any need to try them... but i hear it's just herbs that increase your bloodflow. They sell the same stuff as lots of different "enhancement" products.

Persius 05-09-2004 11:10 AM

i promote but never have tried lol

polish_aristocrat 05-09-2004 11:10 AM

I think the only way to enlarge your penis is either surgery or penis exerizes :winkwink:

init 05-09-2004 11:15 AM

all it is, is herbal crap that sends more blood to your dick and gives you a hard on

asuna 05-09-2004 01:20 PM

no one else?

alexg 05-09-2004 01:33 PM

nope

DatingGold 05-09-2004 01:35 PM

www.lexitor.com works

EviLGuY 05-09-2004 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by asuna
I'm sure a few of you got some samples from your sponsors, fess up, any results?
I haven't.. I am happy with my small penis. :winkwink:

Corleone 05-09-2004 01:54 PM

http://www.penis.de/Deutsch/Das_Gera...ster_gross.jpg check this penis stretcher :thumbsup

polish_aristocrat 05-09-2004 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Corleone
http://www.penis.de/Deutsch/Das_Gera...ster_gross.jpg check this penis stretcher :thumbsup
have u tried it ?

fiftyfingers 05-09-2004 02:25 PM

My 9inch cock thanks the herbal penis pills :glugglug

chowda 05-09-2004 03:02 PM

im trying to persuade the guys in my sig to give me a bottle of it

as u know, i have a 1 inch penis.

Raven 05-09-2004 03:03 PM

I know someone who is using them.....He seems to be happy with the results.

asuna 05-09-2004 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by chowda
im trying to persuade the guys in my sig to give me a bottle of it

as u know, i have a 1 inch penis.

I'm sure if you send them a few sales Steve will send you some from his private stash

MarcS 05-09-2004 03:09 PM

I've seen a hahahahahahahahaory on TV about it where they had 3 guys test 3 different pills. None showed any results.

Oncle_Benny 05-09-2004 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by chowda
im trying to persuade the guys in my sig to give me a bottle of it

as u know, i have a 1 inch penis.

location : china ?? :winkwink:

TheFrog 05-09-2004 03:23 PM

I havent been offered any, and I'm not sure whether I'd try them if someone gave me some.. No problems in that department :Graucho

NoCarrier 05-09-2004 03:58 PM

Adult webmasters are actually wondering if it really works?! Shit! No wonder why the penis pill sponsors are making money!

:1orglaugh

Of course those sponsors will tell u that it's working. Would you sell something you know doesn't do shit? (Well, yeah, but it's different if you know it's a scam, because it is).

The sastisfaction guaranteed works. If you return the bottle, you will get a refund. But they know that less than 5% of all customers will actually return it.



Anatomy of a penis pill swindle

http://msnbc.msn.com/id/3077050/

"Reece said the idea that a pill could enlarge the male sex organs makes nowhere near as much sense.

?When you take a pill, it goes through your whole body,? he said. ?If a pill could make your penis grow by somehow affecting the soft tissue, it would swell your nipples and lips and nostrils as well.? "

bizmak 05-09-2004 03:59 PM

no way.. I guess that make's me chicken

Theo 05-09-2004 04:05 PM

They do miracles. Every day I receive emails from clients that want to thank me for providing them with this unique solution. It's great feeling to know you have helped so many people. I feel like a doctor.

reynold 05-09-2004 07:19 PM

I don't need them! :winkwink:

Raven 05-09-2004 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NoCarrier
Adult webmasters are actually wondering if it really works?! Shit! No wonder why the penis pill sponsors are making money!

:1orglaugh

Of course those sponsors will tell u that it's working. Would you sell something you know doesn't do shit? (Well, yeah, but it's different if you know it's a scam, because it is).

The sastisfaction guaranteed works. If you return the bottle, you will get a refund. But they know that less than 5% of all customers will actually return it.



Anatomy of a penis pill swindle

http://msnbc.msn.com/id/3077050/

"Reece said the idea that a pill could enlarge the male sex organs makes nowhere near as much sense.

?When you take a pill, it goes through your whole body,? he said. ?If a pill could make your penis grow by somehow affecting the soft tissue, it would swell your nipples and lips and nostrils as well.? "

Do you take vitamins? Because if you take a multi vitamin, you've been 'swindled'.

Do you drink milk? You've been swindled into thinking it's THE source of calcium and makes your bones strong. That's bullshit.
Oh yeah. And, it prevents osteoporosis and is the greatest thing since velcro.

Penis pills do have ingredients contained in them which can dilate the blood vessels. Improved circulation can cause growth. It's like watering a plant.

Did you know that drinking soda makes people go bald faster?

Did you know that drinking water can make your hair grow?

Quote:

But despite such audacious claims, the company ? C.P. Direct ? would likely still be gouging the gullible if its founders hadn?t decided to also illegally charge consumers? credit cards, industry insiders say.
--- I kind of think this is the problem, more so than creative advertising.

The companies who run into problems are the ones who are making promises, instead of using marketing techniques to target the 'potential'.

The FDA is pretty clear about most herbal products, including vitamins and supplements......they tell you not to promise that which cannot be scientifically proven. Pick up a PDR...most of the time, they have pills for which they don't know why the pill works....'mechanism unknown'.....it just works.

So, sell penis pills and breast enhancers and all the herbals; but, be smart about how you hahahahaha your ad copy.

Raven 05-09-2004 07:43 PM

Oh yeah...successful advertising usually depends on the gullibility of the consumer. They want to believe. It's not unethical for Ford to give the illusion that if you buy their penis extender truck, you WILL get the girl. They do it subliminally.

Do women really believe oil of Olay works as well as plastic surgery on those fine lines? It's all in the wording....and the imagery.

Sell the potential of something...feed their fantasy....that's all advertising is.

Adultlexicon 05-09-2004 07:48 PM

sign up for this program sell 40 of them and get one extender free http://www.fastsize.com/

im at 12 inch already :Graucho

MonsterMike 05-09-2004 07:53 PM

Hint: Save your money and save the pills for the surfers.

69pornlinks 05-09-2004 07:54 PM

honestly i don't need them...

NoCarrier 05-09-2004 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Raven

Penis pills do have ingredients contained in them which can dilate the blood vessels. Improved circulation can cause growth. It's like watering a plant.


Oh please.. :1orglaugh

Cut the bullshit will you, keep that for the surfers.

:glugglug

pure energy 05-10-2004 01:14 AM

I'd never know for I never try them and have no plans to do so! :winkwink:

reynold 05-10-2004 01:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Corleone
try this :

red wine & eggs!

your dick will be harder than a rock:glugglug


Now that's something else!

erehwon 05-10-2004 02:30 AM

Its not the size, its what you do with it! :thumbsup

GigaXXX 05-10-2004 03:11 AM

y

newsdude 05-10-2004 03:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by erehwon
Its not the size, its what you do with it! :thumbsup

Does that mean you don't have the big ones?

Goose 05-10-2004 03:26 AM

I'm not in need for that...not yet :winkwink:

JamesK 05-10-2004 04:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lykos
Never had a need to try them,i am preety satisfed with my nature :thumbsup
Same here. My cock is delicious.


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